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Vexithan t1_j64861m wrote

I hope they’re using KY this time.

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New_Stats t1_j64a2ze wrote

Part of me wants one of you crazy fucks to pick up horse shit and eat it again, but that really should be reserved for a more special occasion, like winning the Superbowl

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mexheavymetal t1_j64g2ep wrote

Yeah because that stopped us last time 😂 go do real work PPD.

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IPA_lot_ t1_j64ho3w wrote

Sunday could be a very interesting day

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mexheavymetal t1_j64iuib wrote

I have pictures of it haha if you couldn’t climb your ass onto one that doesn’t mean that others couldn’t. I’ll DM you that shit just to prove a point that you don’t know random strangers and you’re just saying stupid shit online

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cannibowlistic t1_j64l8tp wrote

This never stops anyone and is a complete waste of money and resources

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allisondojean t1_j64laod wrote

Has anyone heard about a traffic box on Sunday? I saw something on Next Door that they'd be blocking off traffic beginning in the 3rd quarter but can't find anything to confirm it.

Edit: thanks!

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familyofgeniuses t1_j64pl4u wrote

At this point it just has to be something they do to get in the spirit, right?

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Neilpuck t1_j64rq35 wrote

From the police department:• PPD set up Traffic box by 4 th quarter regardless of the score from 8th st – 20th st & Race to Lombard.

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djjsear t1_j64xodl wrote

E. A. G. L. E. S. EAGLES!!!!!!

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New_Stats t1_j6502xk wrote

Imagine being known as the guy who ate horseshit. Getting recognized as such. A cute match on tinder suddenly blurts out "oh gross are you that guy who ate horseshit!?!?!" You're out grocey shopping and someone just points and yells "look! it's that guy who ate horseshit!"

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SchleppyJ4 t1_j650rze wrote

I actually just googled his name for fun and the first result is his LinkedIn with a professional headshot. I’m laughing over here imagining that face smeared with horse shit.

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effdallas t1_j6533g0 wrote

I believe this is something that would be done by municipal workers, not police

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cazzhmir t1_j6538bn wrote

At this point, this announcement makes a better invitation than it does a warning

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imanAholebutimfunny t1_j65aebk wrote

whos up to collect the grease and make a completely safe and fun slip and slide starting from the stadium to city hall?

haha. called it too.

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The_BendingUnit01 t1_j65h1pa wrote

As Philly fan once said.. “greasing those poles ain’t gonna stop me!”

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ringringmytacobell t1_j65q3dp wrote

I always like to call out that the original horse shit eating viral video was from the Cavs parade in Cleveland when they won the championship a few years before the Eagles.

That said.. if we're gonna lean into this and make it our thing, then count me in.

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uptown_gargoyle t1_j65rflf wrote

Police will choke chickens ahead of Eagles-49ers NFC Championship game

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Lorenaelsalulz t1_j65uyka wrote

I think we should normalize taking the Union League’s railing to celebrate any sports team’s win.

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sn0m0ns t1_j65w5p9 wrote

This is more of a tradition at this point than a precaution

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DoctorSumter2You t1_j660ud8 wrote

Lmfao "how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man" - Philadelphians

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JerryNicklebag t1_j664czb wrote

Better get all of the horse shit cleaned up beforehand too!

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vichina t1_j66bqr9 wrote

This is just an big challenge announcement

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Allemaengel t1_j66imyu wrote

I'm up here in the Poconos watching Channel 16 WNEP News out of Scranton covering the preparations down there involving the poles and a small bucket of Crisco was being waved around by a worker, lol.

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freshlikeuhhhhh t1_j66jqpf wrote

I am disappointed in you fine folks for someone not saying

They can grease my pole

Go birds

Edit- spelling

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Bethjana1 t1_j66uzv5 wrote

Please don't. Please. It's bad luck.

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