Submitted by MysteriouScan6405 t3_z50pfp in rva
I’m a student here, and want to go to a strip club here. What’s it like? How much money should we take? Which ones are the best ones?
Submitted by MysteriouScan6405 t3_z50pfp in rva
I’m a student here, and want to go to a strip club here. What’s it like? How much money should we take? Which ones are the best ones?
I promise you don't want to go to a strip club here.
You want to go home and rethink your life
Nothing good has ever happened at a strip club in RVA. Ever.
Club Rouge. Just go and see what happens, take about 50 bucks cash and get a lot of 1s so you don’t get the scooby bucks they’ll give you if you want change.
Drive to WV.
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Dancers strip with pasties on here so if you want the real thing you gotta go to Charles Town WV
that said my peer group tends to prefer Richard's Rendezvous to Rouge
I don't want to sell you death sticks..
Don't listen to this guy. He's trying to bait you into a bad experience.
Stay away from Richards
Virginia strip clubs are some of the worst in the country. Nc, sc and Maryland are all some of the best though so make a trip
Honestly you’ll probably have more fun at a burlesque show at a brewery.
If you’re looking for cigarette burns, stretch marks, and gunshot wounds on a dancer RVA is the spot for you!
Drive to baltimore
When I was young and naive, I attended a party with my now ex husband and was chatting with some of the other young women. I noted how thin they all were and asked what they did to stay so thin. They told me they were dancers. In my excitement I told them I had a friend who dances for Richmond Ballet. I inquired where they danced, turns out they were all strippers and I probably didn’t want to use their methods to stay thin
Is this written into local law?
Interesting gotcha
I should say, it’s not local law. It’s a state law. No nudity. Not if they want to sell alcohol.
Private strippers are a different matter altogether.
Richards looks like a depressing, depressing place
Ah i see still interesting
its state law
Gotcha thanks!
Interestingly enough, it’s not a nudity law- it’s a food safety law, due to potential breast milk getting into food 😳
One time in a florida strip club a fully naked stripper put her fingers insider herself and then into my beer..
Best strippers would be Paper Moon then Rogue. For cheap day drinks and slightly mature strippers Richard's. Take about $150, $20 or so to get in, $80-$100 for lap dances. The rest for beers and tips. Pro tip take a hit of E to save on beers and really have a good time.
Florida? That tracks.
Also, It’s not an experience unless you can bring someone along
NC is just as close. Most are near the airport.
NC Got a real nice club if you don't mind the hood And the women be offering happy endings fora price 👀
That's how they invented a Hazy IPA
Do they seem like the best only because they're adjacent to VA?
That does sound like a good time which brewery websites would you start with to see when that’s going on
80-100 for a lap dance? What times are you living in?
Granite I have not gone in years, This not close? And I said dances figure it's good for 1-2 depending on length and club, maybe 3 at Richard's. Specifically I live in 2006-2014, that's when I peaked
I went to papermoon 6 months ago and the cheapest lap dance was 300 dollars and they also charge a service fee ontop of that that they don’t tell you about till after they run your CC hahaha
Damn inflation
Not since they closed the Red Light Inn
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I delivered food there once for the staff roughly 12 years ago when I was in school and working at Jason’s Deli. Can confirm it is a depressing, depressing place.
I use to go to the Scott’s addition Paper Moon with a girl I was seeing. We would dress up in thrift shop couture. I’m talking bow ties faux gold chains, costume glasses, 2nd hand furs, tuxedo shoes etc. I recommend setting a limit on what you plan to spend. We also liked to pick up scratch off tickets from the 7-11 on boulevard and add those to our cash tips to make things interesting. For the full experience sit right by the stage and tip every dancer a few $. If there is a girl that has super swag energy you can focus all our attention on her. The dancers are there to make money and make you feel special. If you are approached by a dancer that you are not interested in just politely say you are not looking for company. Never buy the dancers drinks (they are marked up like 2x) Go in with an open mind and some fun friends- always be respectful.
Strangeways on Dabney has a monthly one called Pours and Pasties that’s really solid. Happens on a Friday.
A man of culture, I see 😂
I think they took you for a ride bro.
Came to say this. It’s VERY entertaining and the beers are tasty!
Idk what it was but I am never going back. I should’ve left when the roach ran across the wall smh. Even he wasn’t feeling the vibes.
Message me 😂
the dancers at richards are pretty much all younger now…
Richard’s is the only woman-owned club in Richmond and the most fun. Be aware that dance prices in Richmond are significantly higher than elsewhere
Happy endings and life long itchy dick
Dances as in plural not singular.
One. Single. 30 minute. Dance.
Owner of this private club makes his dancers get and provide weekly testing results for common STDS AND STIS it's actually their biggest point how clean it is Like Celebroties and rappers come to this location again it's in the hood so it's "specific" kinds of people here
I just know cause I did an emergency DJ. Gig there and had a blast
You can't use your phones either or they'll kick you out
🤫
Strange that you're getting down voted for a non bash post.
The English teacher have entered the thread 🤣
The only downside is you will only have the options of over hopped beer.
I personally am not a fan of beer anymore, but they do have a few high % ABV bourbon barrel brewers that are okay to drink.
Nudity with booze isn’t very high on the legislative docket here unfortunately.
Edit: few not free
My Opiesque roommate went to a strip club in DC and said that the strippers looked like SI swimsuit models. He was blown away... I had a coworker who tried to get a job at the Red Light Inn stripping... she auditioned but was rejected b/c of tattoos!! This was 1994 before the tattoo thing was a thing.
RIP to ODC
Granite was intentional
Have you been to Strangeways before? IPAs are not their focus.
Richard's is a dive bar that someone duct taped a stripper pole inside of.
Dude, if the dancers are giving happy endings I am not trusting his claims.
🤷🏿♂️ I mean it's still best to use protection I wouldn't care what anyone says lol
I'm telling you.
If your pockets right and your game tight Little willy can get wet that night 🤷🏿♂️😂
Yeah it’s great
No thanks, I'll pass on that type of Russian roulette.
Everyone here is saying WV but this person has the right idea
Say hi to the girls I went to high school with for me
Echoing the statement that Va clubs suck. DC city much much better. But! In order: Rogue, Richards, Papermoon.
Papermoon is the “nicest” but lame. It’s trying too hard. Rogue/Richards are less pretentious…what you see is what you get and less cheesy, more gritty.
Prepare to be depressed
You just described every strip club in Richmond
You are correct. I was making a sweeping generalization of some of the breweries in Richmond. I apologize for being an ass.
Sorry I was over generalizing. Which is bad.
Bruh 💀
Are you sure🧐
last time i was at a strip club was five years ago at Richard’s. dancers were not good but there was a 50 year old bartender who was absolutely smoking hot.
Don't tell The Veil. Double double joosie dip stick
Yeah, I'm very particular about who I have good time with and I have never met a stable "dancer" yet and few that were healthy.
Lol no they’re the best because they get wild in the back rooms if you have the money for it.
One time in Memphis, a stripper drug me on stage and rode my face, lol.
20 years ago strip clubs were wild AF.
I believe that, no cameras on cell phones yet.
Do not go to Daddy Rabbits. Not sure if it’s even open anymore but IMO it’s where strippers go to be put out to pasture
Depends on what you consider healthy
I’m pretty sure all these ladies binge eat and do nose candy
Before they get hooked or bad boob jobs.
I'm late to this but you should ignore most of the responses here. With a limited budget Richards is the best and only option. You can get a pitcher of beer (for cheap) and chill without getting immediately pressured into a private room.
Rouge is tiny AF and you can't really disappear into the crowd there, they also have expensive drinks.
Paper Moon will sell you a $12 bottle of Bud light and then immediately pressure you into a private room before you have a chance to get a feel for anything. They will upcharge the fuck out of you.
The lap dance area at Richards is only semi private and cheaper than anywhere else.
If it's your first time just come in with like $40 in singles, sit up front when you see a girl you like and toss money her way. Buy a pitcher of beer with your bud and drink it. If a girl you really like asks for a lap dance it used to be $20 a song (sometimes they do 2 songs for 1) and you should tip like another $5 or $10 on top.
To the points about VA vs other states. If you really want to see a wide open vagina in your face then go to WV or another full nudity place. It's not my thing personally. Also, in VA there are tassels but they are clear and you can't even really see them. It's silly and no reason not to go here.
There’s def a few BBLS here
The location near Fayetteville would probably be your cup of tea
however that location attracts a different kind of crowd as well
yt people so entry fee is slightly higher and the females are. Too bougie you’ll have more fun at the hood location 😂
Na I'm past that point in life, I have an incredible woman in my life that no dancer could ever cast a shadow on.
I’ve never been there, and now I want to go.
On the other hand, I used to live in Tennessee, and the city I lived in had a topless deli. I never had enough curiosity to visit. Neighboring states, but vastly differing views on food safety.
Don't.
Like others here have mentioned, you're better off taking a trip to DC and getting your money's worth there. Cloakroom is high end and incredibly aesthetic.
I went to Daddy Rabbit's a few years ago for my 21st birthday and it was totally underwhelming. Hardly anyone there, maybe 4 or 5 dancers at best and none of them were all that appealing. The bouncer was nice enough to let my friend and I in for free since it was my birthday. I guess the best things in life aren't for free
bad one too.
Felt it was an accurate statement, though Legends has the best Trappist Ale outside of Belgium.
False. I once helped a young lady pay her college tuition
Thanks for this Bud. I have been looking for a place to take a buddy for a night out and this sounds perfect.
They just had a soft reopening. That old dirty couch ain’t going anywhere, thats where Billy gets all the money back that the strippers make in a night.
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Why skip DC?
This was the weirdest hard sell of a random strip club on the internet I’ve ever seen… this feels like a 10yr old kid trying to be cool or something. Fucking wild.
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Used to be a topless donut shop in Maine
I don’t know if I need anything else
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