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asdaaaaaaaa t1_j71pyyc wrote
Yes, you can humiliate yourself.
gurenkagurenda t1_j71sdji wrote
That’s the most humiliating part. It’s delicious.
swords-and-boreds t1_j71sdxk wrote
I’m surprised there are any popular accounts left still.
billium12 t1_j724qcy wrote
See, you CAN humiliate yourself!
You just proved it
reddlvr t1_j72a15y wrote
Musk being unveiled as the big bag of fluff he always was and we couldn't see.
TheMichaelN t1_j72lug0 wrote
It’ll be interesting to see how this impacts social listening and publishing tools from companies like Sprout, Meltwater, etc., if at all.
Amaya-hime t1_j72onzo wrote
I'm not seeing tweets linked to Reddit anymore. I have to actually click the dang link to see what it is. I've always avoided Twitter as I felt I didn't need just one more social media site. I probably spend too much time on the ones I've got accounts on already.
ngwoo t1_j72w1wj wrote
Twitter must be in a really precarious spot if they're monetizing this
-_1_2_3_- t1_j72xiwg wrote
the emperor has no clothes
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Gurglesplat t1_j73bftp wrote
He is desperate to recoup his financial losses.
thatVisitingHasher t1_j73d5py wrote
They’ve been running negative for years now. They need to monetize anything they can.
Steve_the_Samurai t1_j73e1nv wrote
The first $300m interest payment was due this week so...
I_ONLY_PLAY_4C_LOAM t1_j73g53t wrote
Case in point, ratio.
Due-Resident-4588 t1_j73ge5u wrote
Everyone hating on Elon musk will never come close to the level of success he’s had in life. Instead of hating from the couch maybe they should be working more.
Senyu t1_j73ht8d wrote
Please continue the apologist behavior for the billionaires. I'm sure someday the trickle down will reach you, and if you work hard enough, you too can hoard obscene levels of wealth.
SwampTerror t1_j73ih6n wrote
Man Elon worked hard being the son of an apartheid Africa emerald mine owner. That hard work as all that slave money rolled in. He really had to break his back like the every man. He probably had to use an outhouse. Nary a servant in sight!
TSnowCrash t1_j73ircq wrote
Bye bye birdie.
VacaDLuffy t1_j73ivr9 wrote
Whats funny is he recently tried denying this but Twitter fact checked his ass calling out his lie. Lmao
The_Starmaker t1_j73krh1 wrote
“Only non-billionaires could possibly dislike Elon Musk!”
CrotchetAndVomit t1_j73llwo wrote
That's the thing though. They didn't before this. But he leveraged everything he could do hard that his creditors are likely forcing the hand. Before Elon Twitter was a Venture Capital black hole. That's not the case anymore. This new emperor has no clothes and the banks and oligarchs want their cut of the palace next.
CrotchetAndVomit t1_j73m4bo wrote
His "success" got a huge bump before he was even out of diapers. All else being equal, I feel like I have a far more fulfilling and joy filled life than he does. That has a value on its own. I don't need to be a billionaire to be successful. I'm comfortable financially, have relationships that actually matter, and I don't need to be a replyguy on the internet for clout. That I do because it's fun.
Due-Resident-4588 t1_j73megz wrote
Let the down votes of all the brokies and couch warriors pour in. I love it
thatVisitingHasher t1_j73mzgo wrote
It was running negative before Elon. They’ve been using Investor dollars to keep the company growing.
CrotchetAndVomit t1_j73ne54 wrote
Yes. I know. Like I said, VC Black hole. My point was that with the shit Elon is pulling there, HIS investors are calling in their bets. That wasn't an issue for Twitter pre Musk. Twitter had made a business running at a loss and growing for well over a decade. Elon messed that all up because people hurt his feelings on the internet
thatVisitingHasher t1_j73o59g wrote
Does he have investors right now? He turned it into a private company. Everyone got paid out when he bought the company. I think he’s using his own bank account to fund the business. There are no investors to chase away.
We should probably look at these tech companies that are growing with a negative balance sheet. That shouldn’t happen.
Ice_Battle t1_j73oedn wrote
I too wish I was born to an emerald owner. But no, so I will definitely not have the “success” he’s had.
NULLizm t1_j73oz7q wrote
You suggesting private companies don't have investors?
Surprised you didn't see all the memes making fun of Musk for being pro 'free speech' yet have investors (namely the Saudis) who are famously not pro free speech.
CrotchetAndVomit t1_j73q7jy wrote
Oh course he has investors. While he is the majority stake holder he didn't buy Twitter with his pocket change. He has loans from several banks and a hand full of Saudis at a minimum. All of which likely have SUBSTANTIAL interest rates given that it's a loan for acquisition of a loss leading company
(Source from Routers with some incomplete numbers: https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/who-is-financing-elon-musks-44-billion-deal-buy-twitter-2022-10-07/ )
He offered severance yes but that's not the point and irrelevant to this conversation
him using his own persona accounts to finance his shit show at this point that's on him and because he fucked up by coming in way too hot and torching any good will he might have had from outside investment. You can track how he typically finances day to day operations by looking at any of his other companies. They are all run similarly at the macro level.
Plenty of tech companies run at a loss and grow for substantial periods of time. It's not in and of itself a cancerous place to be as a company when your product will take time to get to a place where it is marketable. Those companies often being an IP to a functional state and then sell it or are absorbed into other much larger companies like Google/Facebook/Amazon. So much so that it's become a trope on TV with shows like Silicon Valley.
jtmarshiii t1_j73s3b5 wrote
API are BOTS!!!!
mysticalfruit t1_j73ugwx wrote
This is his approach to the flight tracking thing.. he can't stop them, but he can make it so expensive the guy can't do it anymore.
SanctuaryMoon t1_j73x632 wrote
Just stop using blue Parler already.
Infamous_Yogurt2858 t1_j73y7vg wrote
It would require a miracle for that not to be the case. Musk spent a pile on the purchase and his entire vision for the platform was essentially rolling back everything Twitter did to make themselves amenable to major sponsors.
random125184 t1_j73y9sz wrote
Selenium stock is about to skyrocket
Infamous_Yogurt2858 t1_j73yg5a wrote
True, but Musk's changes have been digging the hole a lot deeper a lot faster.
Infamous_Yogurt2858 t1_j73yq80 wrote
He may not have investors in the exact sense a public company does, but he absolutely has investors (or more properly creditors) who helped him finance the purchase and they want their cut.
Infamous_Yogurt2858 t1_j73yxkc wrote
Which is what makes it so humiliating.
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bastardoperator t1_j743bh9 wrote
LOL, he never will and that's what I love about this deal.
Rombledore t1_j743f1o wrote
musk, and by extension his simps, failed to realize that WE are not his customers. advertisers were. we were the product. that's why we used it for free.
since he alienated his advertisers, he has no use but to make us his customers. and no one wants to pay for that for that shit.
Yokhen t1_j7447oz wrote
like tumblr so will twitter fall.
It's being so much fun watching it all happen.
eugene20 t1_j7479a4 wrote
Race to the bottom.
eugene20 t1_j747gsi wrote
The only way he could do that the way he is burning through the company would be by using their plummet to game the stock market illegally.
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DanielPhermous t1_j74au3f wrote
Well, a far lower percentage of my customers hate me in both my jobs, so that's one metric I have over him.
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DrMaridelMolotov t1_j74bs4b wrote
Yeah you probably do love getting humiliated in public like Elon so that checks out.
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TheLizardKing89 t1_j74chrr wrote
They can’t even pay rent on their office space.
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enigmamonkey t1_j74d0mq wrote
This kind of has us scrambling a bit, actually. Not because we'd have to pay per se, but rather we've been using their API for so long on our website (and def still on v1.1) that now when we check the developer site it just funnels to a "Sign up" and no longer shows us our existing/old apps, so we cannot find/figure out which account was linked to our production credentials (and that's really on us for not staying on top of which account that was).
But even if we login to the account that holds our test API credentials (maintained entirely separately for security reasons), it doesn't show our app at all, which is annoying AF. Add to all that, when we try to login to one of our accounts to see if that is the one linked to our credentials, it forces 2FA via email which normally would be fine, but: Their emails aren't even working.
Twitter feels so broken right now and barely over a week's notice is a huge PITA when our dev team is already pretty slammed as it is.
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Raichuboy17 t1_j74hyng wrote
It's really easy to get around this if that was his goal. It just requires a raspberry pi.
TheJizzle t1_j74i37f wrote
One of those bot authors invited users to interact with the bot on Mastodon. I wonder if there will be any sufficient uptick in that user base as a result of this change.
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stellarblackhole1 t1_j74jyj9 wrote
Except he moved most of that off twitter to Facebook and other platforms.
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unresolved_m t1_j74kw9k wrote
I'm surprised Twitter didn't crash in any major way so far.
unresolved_m t1_j74l0vo wrote
I hope his Twitter account will get hacked.
thingandstuff t1_j74lb34 wrote
It makes some sense to me. People don’t casually use it and it’s a disincentive for the botnets.
thingandstuff t1_j74lotl wrote
How does a raspberry pi give you API access?
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unresolved_m t1_j74lvvj wrote
I got hacked recently with both of my password and email changed. Every time I post about it a ton of scummy accounts pop up and scream "so and so could help you restore it!"
I sincerely hope Elon's own account will get hacked sooner or later. That will be some sweet revenge.
Kalel2319 t1_j74lwow wrote
God how many people could that money feed?
thingandstuff t1_j74m6m5 wrote
Well, not all API calls are from bots but I’d imagine all bots use API calls.
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satansxlittlexhelper t1_j74nr2d wrote
I mean, it can’t ‘crash’. Once he bought it, it became a private company. Everything the company makes or loses is absorbed by Musk. And by ‘Musk’ I mean ‘Tesla’.
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kerkyjerky t1_j74o4kt wrote
Well elon has already pedantically offered to feed the world so I’m assuming zero people.
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unresolved_m t1_j74oi88 wrote
I mean crash as in "blue fail whale" appearing all the time. When company was bigger that used to happen often and now that cut down stuff I expected Twitter to get even worse in terms of crashes. It didn't, although that's not meant to say it got better either.
Had my account hacked into the other week. Still waiting for Twitter Support to provide some help.
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Kulas30 t1_j74oq3s wrote
Out of idle curiosity what do you do for a living?
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kerkyjerky t1_j74oqzm wrote
I mean mastodon is solid, but it needs some user interface and user experience changes, almost as a fundamental level.
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satansxlittlexhelper t1_j74p4lh wrote
Thanks, great response. I’d assume that’s because cutting the headcount to such an extreme degree means the remaining devs are doing a lot of brass-polishing, and Elon is hearing a lot of “Sorry, sir, no one here knows how that works, so we’re afraid to touch it”.
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Koelsch t1_j74prz7 wrote
You've only stuck with the native app and haven't gone to any of third-party apps yet? ... Part of the point of the whole open-source, federation business is that third-party developers are being encouraged to build their own.
There's a whole list of them here: https://joinmastodon.org/apps
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Real-Problem6805 t1_j74qidh wrote
He offered to sell the stock instantly if the reporter could make a reasonable plan to do so
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Real-Problem6805 t1_j74qrn3 wrote
Yea no the headcount there was waaaay to high. When you have people working 4 hour months you have to many people
Real-Problem6805 t1_j74r4nc wrote
They can but why the office itself is closing
unresolved_m t1_j74r6g4 wrote
Indeed - explains how this happened too
https://mashable.com/article/twitter-data-breach-elon-musk-january-2023
Significant-Sail346 t1_j74rjb7 wrote
Paywalled API? We’ll just do it live!
Ultrabadger t1_j74rv89 wrote
I thought Twitter went private because Musk now owns it. There is no gaming the stock price.
eugene20 t1_j74s71g wrote
Yes, there is only doom now.
i-can-sleep-for-days t1_j74t4zq wrote
Doubt the people remaining would say no to musk. They are also humming along by making people work longer hours. They had to sign a pledge that they would work like 80 hours a week or something.
satansxlittlexhelper t1_j74tdlj wrote
Because everyone knows developers are at their best when they code non-stop for sixteen hours a day, seven days a week. I saw it on The Social Network, so it must be true.
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SHOOT RED BULL DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS UNTIL JAVASCRIPT SHOOTS OUT OF MY EYES DADDY MUSK
TheLizardKing89 t1_j74uzrw wrote
Why should I pay rent on my apartment when I’m leaving anyway?
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kerkyjerky t1_j74wtmp wrote
I mean do you really need a plan to actually make a difference in someone’s life? Feels like an easy escape if you ask me. It really doesn’t have to be a one size fits all approach, just give starving people food, the details can be worked out later. If you have ever been starved or genuinely malnourished, you would know that nothing else matters.
Again, if he genuinely wanted to make a difference in starving peoples lives, he can do it one meal at a time, one community at a time, hell one person at a time. Because as of right now, he still has done less than my 35 dollar a month donation.
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Real-Problem6805 t1_j750hp4 wrote
Yep because a plan is sustainable. You realize that food programs in places like Africa actually cause more starvation? Because free beats locally purchased every time it drives local produce out of the market. So you have to plan how to do stuff. Otherwise your just feeding pets
Real-Problem6805 t1_j75100u wrote
And he did exactly that
kippertie t1_j7513aa wrote
No I think it’s more insidious than that. I think he’s trying to shut down Twitter in a way that doesn’t have his investors coming after him for deliberately destroying it. If he keeps trying to monetize it more and more and it turns into a ghost town he can shrug and go “welp, I tried, guess it was already doomed guys, sorry and all that.
m0nk_3y_gw t1_j751cy9 wrote
They made a profit in 2018.
Their slacker CEO Jack left recently and they were probably turning things around.
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TehSakaarson t1_j7544le wrote
You are trolling right? The administrative and logistical work for checks notes feeding all starving people on Earth would be a fucking nightmare. Shit doesn’t just teleport to people, FYI.
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JaydenPope t1_j75esgg wrote
Who's like to pay for access ? 1-2% of the userbase... maybe ?
cutting off people from free access also cuts off those that may potentially pay. I'd only pay if I see a value but locking everything behind a paywall doesn't push me to spend money.
Zealousideal_Ad9747 t1_j75ezqo wrote
Man destroys something he once thought was beautiful isn't exactly a news story though. Have you seen how many divorced people there are out in the world?
jchamberlin78 t1_j75g3su wrote
Fuck twitter
jchamberlin78 t1_j75g8yz wrote
Hasn't Elon been divorced a few times?
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OriginalCompetitive t1_j75gxzz wrote
What evidence do we have that Twitter is even losing money, much less shutting down?
bedpimp t1_j75gyvj wrote
Two million assuming the UN plan scales down
https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/18/tech/elon-musk-world-hunger-wfp-donation/index.html
OriginalCompetitive t1_j75h8nl wrote
Musk could pay $300M per month for the rest of his natural life and not run out of money.
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Raichuboy17 t1_j75htvk wrote
I... didn't say it gives you API access? It allows you to get around having to use an API and does web automation on dedicated hardware. Clunky, but it would work. Pretty sure there's a more simple and cheap solution out there, but that was the first solution that came to mind.
FuzzeWuzze t1_j75huzv wrote
300 people on their yachts ?
BlameThePeacock t1_j75ii57 wrote
There have been multiple reports by reputable organizations on the list of advertisers that shut down or scaled back their spending on the platform along with estimates on current loses per day being in the millions.
pwalkz t1_j75ix67 wrote
It's so wonderful. He is doing whatever he can to squeeze the remaining juice of Twitter but my dude there is not enough for you to recover 😂
pwalkz t1_j75iytb wrote
Same thing as your first proposition. He intentionally destroys it.
TrainsDontHunt t1_j75nodp wrote
Oh! the (in)humanity!
grumpyfrench t1_j75qy22 wrote
worse he can not pay le billion per year loan interests
grumpyfrench t1_j75r15p wrote
perfect analysis
pwalkz t1_j75ron9 wrote
Thats what he fired all those employees for! No joke! That reduction in overhead covers his billion per year in interest. Which I can't really fault him for. Seems like a smart move if you got that sort of interest to pay off.
Silvawuff t1_j75rr73 wrote
This, and there’s also the tidbit that a lot of world hunger stuff is gated behind, well, world peace.
rafaelfootball63 t1_j75wbxs wrote
I don't see how a raspberry pi helps the goal at all, can you elaborate? I'm thinking if you were to try to do a ghetto API you could use Puppeteer or an equivalent which could run on an pi I guess, but also basically any computer. I would just run Puppeteer on whatever hardware you are using for the rest of your app, be it your PC, AWS...
grumpyfrench t1_j75y3yn wrote
wow you are right
1b / 200k cost per person = 5000
twitter went from 7500 to 2200
grossly match the math
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Boreras t1_j76btp5 wrote
This is not true, a lot of food programmes and aid is aimed at helping producers become more productive.
Steve_the_Samurai t1_j76h212 wrote
In order to do that he would have to sell at least some of his businesses. He could not personally pay for it. Hence why he has a giant loan with 300m interest payments
OriginalCompetitive t1_j76jgcq wrote
Seems like that was just a temporary blip:
“New data suggests that the effect was temporary, with Twitter having managed to grow its advertiser roster to 3,700 in the fourth quarter of 2022 from 3,000 in the third quarter, according to an ad intelligence firm’s report released Wednesday.
Twitter averaged 3,330 U.S. advertisers per month on average in the first quarter; 3,740 in the second; 3,000 in the third; and 3,700 in the last three months of the year.“
It’s hard to know for sure, of course.
thingandstuff t1_j76qssp wrote
You’re basically talking about rolling your own client side API that just impersonates browser interaction, even if it’s something out of the box, and said that was an “easy” replacement for a documented server side API. And the raspberry pi is completely irrelevant — as it’s just a place to do the compute.
This idea doesn’t make you seem knowledgeable on the subject.
Real-Problem6805 t1_j76xa5x wrote
It's true direct food aid pushes local prices down and pushes local farmers out of the market.https://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/14/world/americas/14iht-food.4.7116855.html
Raichuboy17 t1_j77g9qa wrote
You can literally program that with Python in an hour or two. There's lots of tutorials out there for it. The goal was to get around paying for Twitter's API. You're right, I'm not a professional programmer, or even knowledgeable, but I have done this before for another project which is why I mentioned it.
Raichuboy17 t1_j77gtlg wrote
Yup. Pretty much. I'm not a programmer, but I've done this exact thing on a raspberry pi which is why I mentioned it. Didn't know about Puppeteer, but yeah, that seems like a much easier solution!
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Riptide360 t1_j71esis wrote
The humiliation of Musk continues.