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horshack_test t1_jdfffay wrote

"I have a folder on my computer where I store all of my assignments , and for some reason, I accidentally selected an NSFW document instead of my lab report. "

Which class was the furry porn an assignment for?

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jayspeedy24 t1_jdffody wrote

I wonder how many other professors he showed it to.

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truenecrocancer t1_jdfo9tx wrote

Would have been even better if the professor asked for the sauce too lol

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DaClems t1_jdfomyc wrote

That's terrible. Which pictures specifically

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AcrobaticSource3 t1_jdfuybv wrote

There is only one option, write a term paper on furry porn for this class to tie everything together

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ApocalypseSpokesman t1_jdfwe5x wrote

There is a feeling that you ought to catch hell for this. The rule seemingly being "pay close attention to assignments and submit them properly."

But on reflection, if you sent him, say, an assignment for another class, the same feeling would not be there, even though it would seem that the same rule had been infracted in the same way.

So a big part of that reaction must be a psychological opprobrium toward porn generally. But why would that be, really? Would anyone seriously entertain the notion that the professor doesn't consume porn, or that he would think that of you? Or do we think that porn is somehow dangerous or destructive?

On a final reflection though, it was furry porn, so it would only be justice for you to end up in some sort of gulag/salt mine type of situation.

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Chatbotfriends t1_jdg5m5g wrote

I had a mistep of my own. I order some lube and forgot to double check the shipping address at walmart. I ended up sending it to my kid who opened it and asked why I sent it to her. I was mortified and embarrassed. She also thought it was funny but I didn't. I felt horrible.

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andycandy37 t1_jdgd85m wrote

Damn that’s so terrible bro, proof of the pics or it didn’t happen 👀

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xbftw t1_jdgg0t8 wrote

I find it hilarious to imagine the professor receiving a profusely apologetic email about furry porn.

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Cool-Fish1 t1_jdggfbg wrote

Congratulations, you're next semester's cautionary tale.

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Apparently we had a guy pet a coyote while on magic mushrooms.

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Salindurthas t1_jdgh14w wrote

You tried to submit someone else's work as your own. That's plagiarism. :P

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Panonica t1_jdghhs9 wrote

Gathering new members for the flock.

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BirdyDevil t1_jdgky15 wrote

Oh get out I've read this exact same story on Reddit a long time ago already. Like pretty much word for word. If you're gonna plagiarize at least change it up a bit lmao 🙄

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Citadelvania t1_jdgqq4u wrote

Replying to ApocalypseSpokesman (#2,329,153)

I've had teachers that would have zero sympathy, give me a zero and tell me to learn my lesson and double-check next time regardless of what I did or didn't submit. I've also had teachers give me a 1 or 2 week extension with no hesitation and tell me to take of myself first and worry about their class second. It varies a lot.

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jjosh_h t1_jdgs537 wrote

you happily talk about (and even share) furry porn, but you have to censor the word *fuck*

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Sargash t1_jdgu8c8 wrote

I'm going to have to ask for proof OP

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SnowStrings t1_jdguxbw wrote

Wow everyone here treating f*rry porn like any other thing, I wouldn't wanna see any of yas computers

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VG88 t1_jdgv24g wrote

You had furry porn in your assignments folder. Yeah, okay...

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Zavarkin1104 t1_jdgv3gr wrote

To be fair it was probably also labeled "Lab Reports"

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bugdelver t1_jdgvoyh wrote

You need to rename your special folder… I used to call mine ‘baseball’ or ‘normal stuff’…

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PARANOIAH t1_jdgxyda wrote

Well...a Lab report could also be furry porn.

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davtruss t1_jdgzp2u wrote

OK, I stopped by just because you reminded me of p-diddy's "Uber One" commercials, which are playing everywhere unless you live in a cave.

When the foxes start barking, p-diddy says something like "never do that again!"

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Michael074 t1_jdh1uft wrote

leaving porn on your computer is like keeping porn mags on your bookshelf. keep nsfw content in a physically separate hard drive. or better yet keep it on an entirely different computer to avoid any possibility of potential embarrassment. (bookmarks, folder search history etc)

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idatedanyeti t1_jdh2m3w wrote

Imagine the kind of degenerate you have to be to be wanking to furry porn. Jesus you could've at least omitted the furry part...

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Jont_K t1_jdh2xxt wrote

Does 'Not Safe For Work' mean 'stay in Academia'?

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Learnitall1 t1_jdh93r2 wrote

Try folder within a folder. Or better, folder within a folder within yet another folder.

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Nox_Stripes t1_jdhbh2i wrote

I kinda am curious what those "pictures" were about.

You know, as a fellow furry.

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1kwik t1_jdhefrw wrote

I have read this story before on this sub..

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Training_Ad_9931 t1_jdhejr2 wrote

Whenever I attach files to an email I reopen the files from the email before I hit the send button.

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Kcnflman t1_jdhf037 wrote

That’s karma for looking at that nasty Pedo crap

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Xorn_reddit t1_jdhjdby wrote

at this point this is pityfull what people come up with

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Greenhoused t1_jdhopcp wrote

I was not even aware this existed at all !

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fowmart t1_jdhrytc wrote

this is one of my worst nightmares, but thankfully i'm almost through with school

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TomasCane t1_jdhy4wu wrote

Some post don't need the tldr part man it's like 3 paragraphs what are you trying to synthesize????

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DionFW t1_jdhz6xw wrote

He recognized some of the costumes.

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katchip4 t1_jdi09g6 wrote

Replying to BirdyDevil (#2,331,435)

Wasn't it more like someone who did commisions. Like hard-core fanfiction erotica... I think there were screenshots of the email exchange between the teach and the student too

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ExNihiloish t1_jdi574x wrote

Don't worry mate, it happens to all of us. Probably the 50th time for that professor alone.

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Strange-Credit2038 t1_jdi9435 wrote

Dude... we've seen this story before. Get creative if you want to finesse karma

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yoshisgreen t1_jdi9hie wrote

You might need to question your teacher's personal life when you get an A+

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gabehcuod37 t1_jdic39h wrote

The funniest part of this is that you are into furry porn.

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Ajax746 t1_jdidb7c wrote

Replying to horshack_test (#2,327,336)

In their defense, it might have been a situation where you download a picture or a file and you just save it to whatever file directory you last used. I've done this many times (not with anything NSFW) where I'll download something and go "Oh I'll put this file in the right place later" and never do. Then you end up with a bunch of random pics or downloads in your hw assignments folder.

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Arronax50 t1_jdikuge wrote

During a computer science class, one of our professors showed porn by mistake while screen mirroring, that was about 12-13 years ago.

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lifeisatoss t1_jdiq1es wrote

Lpt: submitting furry porn will get an extra day to work on class assignments.

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Martydeus t1_jditgpf wrote

Your professor must have been Furrius... >!Furious!<

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Lotuswalker92 t1_jdiy7hw wrote

TLDR: You need more time for you assignment ? Just sent the prof some furry porn, hope your prof has a sense of humor. Profit.

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DamnRedhead t1_jdj8pa8 wrote

I accidentally printed out an XKCD comic in-between some papers once and turned it in. My professor was not as cool; she turned me in for harassment.

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AurumArgenteus t1_jdjquoj wrote

And spelling. More than once I've been arguing politics and went to discuss the bigger problem. There's an n-key right beside the b and I've fatfingered it a few times, thankfully I've always noticed before submitting... hopefully.

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ginuxx t1_jdjzl21 wrote

Plot twist, the professor actually liked the first "report"

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sciguy52 t1_jdk080d wrote

I am a professor and get students uploading the wrong file constantly. No porn though, but an assignment for another class you name it. I get how this happens and it is easy to do. I just notify them they uploaded the wrong file and give them a day to get the right one up. I know it is not intentional (if it was, they would not have the assignment at hand to upload, but they always did). If porn got uploaded I would probably just do the same thing, just tell them they have the wrong file etc. If they were constantly uploading porn "by mistake" that would be different.

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berty313 t1_jdk1ew3 wrote

Isn't furry porn the same as beastiality?

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dozerman23 t1_jdk2not wrote

Hope he isn't studying to be a veterinarian

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ExodusGravemind t1_jdk3mka wrote

Your first fuck up was having furry porn to begin with lol

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All_Usernames_Tooken t1_jdk8xvx wrote

Hey you can’t tell us you submitted furry porn to your teacher without telling us what kind? I want details, it was Pokémon wasn’t it? Or Sonic, SpongeBob, no it was Shrek maybe?

Either way those are some of the overrated ones. You should’ve sent some niche kinds.

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