Flossthief
Flossthief t1_je7fc91 wrote
Reply to comment by RandoCalrissian11 in TIFU by 'having a gun' by lol3382
Definitely;
I had a girl start a rumor that I said some school shooter shit and they called my parents and inquired about guns in the house
Kids are such assholes
Flossthief t1_jdiuquv wrote
Reply to Anyone remember when Doc’s were still being made in England? I bought these in the mid 90’s I think. Is the quality still any good? by Unhallowedhopes
They have england docs available but most of them are assembled in China nowadays
It's a shame I used to get years out of those boots and now it's more like 1 year before the boot separates form the sole
Flossthief t1_jdgfyfj wrote
Reply to comment by Vegetable-Cow-1984 in TIFU by submitting furry porn instead of my lab report by Purple_Possibility20
But there are so many furry porn websites
Which specifically did these furry porn pictures get uploaded to?
Flossthief t1_jcn9iid wrote
Reply to comment by Neon_Camouflage in What are some bifl kitchen jtems? by NebuKadneZaar
Yeah Ive got one on my keys too
Fantastic can opener but also a handy screwdriver simply a small blade
I got mine years ago for $.50 and never looked back
Flossthief t1_jcn8yda wrote
Reply to What are some bifl kitchen jtems? by NebuKadneZaar
Not necessarily a p38 can opener since those are small
But you can get some solid can openers with the same mechanism that will last through thousands of cans
Flossthief t1_jbh19q6 wrote
Reply to comment by julianriv in WIRED computer mouse. I'm particularly interested in one with a cable that will not fray. They seem to fray very shortly after I get them. I want the cable to be like a quarter of an inch thick. I don't care if the thing weighs 5 lbs. My budget is $200. by TheJawsofIce
I liked the 2013 deathadder but now there's really only the chroma varieties available
My 2013 lasted 8 years with thousands of hours of use
The chroma lasted about a year before the switch for lmb died so I had to solder a new one in place
Then the scroll wheel failed so I replaced the whole mouse with a spare steel series mouse
Flossthief t1_j9z2kke wrote
Reply to comment by SillyKing9012 in TIFU by backing my photos, endangering my gf's privacy by pieceofshit_lol
2 factor authentication can be thwarted especially with Google's services
These clouds are just someone else's computer
Flossthief t1_j9p3dhe wrote
Reply to comment by SloChild in Speed Queen conversion from coin op to home use? by Common_Project
My old apartment used speed queens and wanted $3.50 a load
I eventually got myself a key and yeah if you leave that panel open you can just start the machine for free and/or change the prices
Key was like $12
Flossthief t1_j8tlebe wrote
Reply to I have two low pile/almost no pile area rugs and hardwood floors. I’m tired of vacuum cleaners that just stop working after a couple years. I do have pets. Anyone have any experience with carpet sweepers? And can you recommend a bifl one? by 1212gatez
I know half the recommended products here aren't available anymore and I'm about to do just that but: my uncle bought a Kirby from a door to door vacuum salesman and that thing survives to this day
You'll have to get bags and we had to put the belt back on a few times but it's a sturdy vacuum that gets good suctions and even has a motor to help push it
Flossthief t1_j6wksh5 wrote
Reply to My 1894 J. Stevens A&T that still works but is useless because .32 rimfire ammo hasn’t been made since the 70s. by ShitPostGuy
I don't know much about reloading but have you considered loading your own .32 rimfire?
At least just enough to shoot this thing occasionally
Flossthief t1_j6kaudb wrote
Reply to Recommendations for budget mp3 players? by [deleted]
You can get old ipod classics on eBay and put a new hard drive in them
The new hard drives are larger tok
Flossthief t1_j64c254 wrote
Reply to TIFU by sexting a stranger by wyldstalyn6
This happened to my cousin
He's so shameless he just said "yeah so?" And the scammer had no idea what to do
Have no shame and she holds no power
Flossthief t1_j507erv wrote
Reply to comment by Parsival007 in BIFL belt in this style? by Reeses_Feces__
I like belts with a quick release myself
But lately I've been thinking of suspenders that won't make me look like a magician or a grandpa
Flossthief t1_j4ygen8 wrote
Reply to comment by Parsival007 in BIFL belt in this style? by Reeses_Feces__
Qnd all nine lasted a lifetime or seem like they might?
Flossthief t1_j4mpb61 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by deleting some porn by RGBonmyeverything
You think the massive amount of fetish porn and all of those consuming, filming, and taking part are there as a goof? Like it's just a big joke to lick feet ? And they don't enjoy it?
I'll give you that there has to be some actors who are doing it just for the money but theres a reason they have a niche to fill
Flossthief t1_j2faem1 wrote
Reply to My son’s towel is an heirloom by sceaga_genesis
This picture opened memories I didn't know I had
Flossthief t1_j2bfa1t wrote
I was wondering why the hell you phrased it was "discharging bladder fluid"
But then I saw the edit
Flossthief t1_j1xdvme wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by forgetting liquids expand when frozen by yearofthebows24
Yeah even most liquids do
Just not ones made out of mostly water
Flossthief t1_j1tll9y wrote
Reply to TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
Protip: this will probably never come up in conversation and someday when you have your own place you can listen to women getting off all you want
Just for you I'm going to go do it myself in the living room on the TV
It gets better
Flossthief t1_j1s44af wrote
Reply to comment by Lentamentalisk in Leatherman Wave+ Remains to be seen as so far I've only bought it for five days of life but I'm optimistic by Dartmouthest
We need pre-screening kiosks for safely and cheaply shipping knives home before it's too late
Flossthief t1_j1ny9c6 wrote
The guy who didn't laugh at "smell it and find out" has no humor in his veins
Flossthief t1_j1nxq6c wrote
Reply to comment by shinymetalobjekt in TIFU by buying my boyfriend a pocket pussy by [deleted]
Probably not real
But I think the idea here was that the gift would have been given to op's boyfriend in private but because it was mislabeled they brought it along to the parents house with the rest of them
Again its reddit and nothing is real
Flossthief t1_j1erw1k wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating my pasta wrong by throwaway995003
People who use spaghetti spoons are lying to themselves
Just take your shirt off and slorp down the noodles like everyone wants to
Flossthief t1_iuhogye wrote
Reply to comment by barbarkbarkov in These chips have a variety of flavors in the same bag by Beertimeanytime
Yeah agreed
They're like barbecue chips but better
Flossthief t1_je8b11m wrote
Reply to comment by No_Tamanegi in TIFU by mispronouncing a friend's name and saying a slang for homosexual instead. by Nervous-Result-7836
As far as I understand the concept of okama isn't a very pretty picture of homosexuality
Okama is based on the flawed concept that gay men would want to convert people into their sexuality