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wunderbraten t1_j2815eu wrote
Back then it was Wave, Run, Aaaargh! these days.
Brotherdodge OP t1_j281i7w wrote
Mathilde was only 18 when she died and was going to marry the King of Italy, Umberto I. Instead, Umberto found himself a less-immolated bride, and their son grew up to be King Victor Emmanuel III, the spineless and ineffectual monarch who installed Mussolini as dictator.
TLDR: If vaping was around in the 1860s, it might have prevented the rise of fascism.
winmag1320 t1_j2821nv wrote
A major drawback to literally being laced into your clothes and then secured by 47 buttons
Commentment_Phobe t1_j28257t wrote
Cease, curtsy and no fussing.
TronOld_Dumps t1_j2826go wrote
TIL - what the word immolate meant... Mostly assuming burning from the title.
TronOld_Dumps t1_j28283t wrote
A less immolated bride....lolololololololololololol
TronOld_Dumps t1_j2829y4 wrote
Feel like there is a pun somewhere in drawback.
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winmag1320 t1_j283610 wrote
Haha. You've got more wit than I, good sir
Vladius28 t1_j284fkh wrote
I dont know, man. Mathilde was hot
TronOld_Dumps t1_j284p32 wrote
Lit, some might say.
xxdotell t1_j284vk0 wrote
OG PSA: Smoking Kills
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j2888pd wrote
Learned that word from the Wasteland combat status messages after finding a flamethrower in Quartz
beyerch t1_j2897q7 wrote
What did you expect? We all know that smoking kills!
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j289f68 wrote
She had a certain spark to her
BrokenEye3 t1_j28ak5q wrote
Moral of the story, never wear dresses.
kuku-kukuku t1_j28bngz wrote
Always one to light up the room
Landlubber77 t1_j28bwu6 wrote
"That dress is fire girl."
"Aw you're sweet, this old thing?"
"Yeah no, you're literally engulfed in flames right now."
"Staahp you're making me blush."
"I don't think that's blush, you're burning to death right here in this very moment."
"Well aren't you the charmer, maybe buy me a drink."
"Lady, I'd buy you an entire goddamn fire hydrant full of water, you are on fucking fire!"
"You're making me so hot, stranger."
"Yeah I think they actually turned the heat on a minute ago or at least cut off the air cond--ope, no, she's dead."
RetroMetroShow t1_j28chyv wrote
She was fire
OorPancake t1_j28k9aa wrote
This was quite common in the Victorian era as the dresses were normally cleaned with kerosene and there were live flames everywhere. (Ballerinas it seems were particularly at risk due to wearing Tulle in the vicinity of stage lights and it's reckoned hundreds were burnt to death, sometimes spreading the fire to other ballerinas trying to help or even taking the whole theatre with them.)
namelttuh t1_j28kiut wrote
I don’t understand the timeline of your sentence.
iTurnip2 t1_j28mh6z wrote
I can recommend the podcast episode Killer Fashion on The Rest is History.
ChocolateConrad t1_j28rsrm wrote
Yo that dance was 🔥
VanEbader212k t1_j28rye9 wrote
See, smoking KILLS
OorPancake t1_j28spxf wrote
Indeed.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow's wife died after her dress caught light and he was so badly burned in the attempt to put it out, that he couldn't make the funeral. (His trademark beard was grown to cover the scarring.)
Remorseful_User t1_j28tspy wrote
This finally proves that smoking is bad for your health.
Remorseful_User t1_j28tvqa wrote
Tasteless jokes like these just burn me up.
Edit: They burn me up
Valexar t1_j28x18a wrote
Fun fact: king Victor Emmanuel III was 153 cm (5'0)
SplittingHares t1_j28xig4 wrote
note: immolate, like the word electrocute, is often misused. When applied to a person or animal, it always means they died as a direct result of the event. Catching on fire is not immolation, immolation is when said fire kills you. Same deal with electrocution
phlipphlopp t1_j28york wrote
Venusian sickness dire
I want to be set on fire
Venusian, gather while I
Venusian-ly catch on fire
Auto-cremate
SELF IMMOLATE
DMK5506 t1_j2905ap wrote
stares in Anakin
jsheik t1_j290bwg wrote
A real smoke show
jsheik t1_j290d5m wrote
She was smoking hot!!
STRELOK_X t1_j293fnz wrote
Skill issue
MrMitchWeaver t1_j293idl wrote
Doesn't immolation imply voluntary intent?
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j295t7i wrote
I mean yeah, in cases like that a discerning lady is better advised to chew and spit her baccy rather than light up
Khelthuzaad t1_j299nh6 wrote
>If vaping was around in the 1860s, it might have prevented the rise of fascism.
You jest but Hitler was a huge anti-smoking supporter.One of the less known campaign of his was probably the most effective anti-tobacco campaign in Europe in the 1930'' in a time where everyone was addicted to it.
Also noted Germans invented Heroin as a coughing syrup :))
ninemarrow t1_j29c0fj wrote
Just put yourself out lol
GolfballDM t1_j29fid1 wrote
My grandfather was hiding a lit cigarette from his father (by putting it in his pocket), but his father had already seen it. So his father kept the conversation going while my grandfather is getting more agitated because of his smoldering pocket...
Now that I'm older and have three boys myself, it would be interesting to talk to my great-grandfather to see what other hijinks my grandfather got himself into.
Zalenka t1_j29h1jk wrote
beermansam t1_j29i5iq wrote
I guess you could say the victim was
Smoking
Exist50 t1_j29imdu wrote
No, that's outright false. Literally the very first definition off of google:
> electrocute: injure or kill someone by electric shock
Words can have a different meaning than their constituent parts.
radio_allah t1_j29ivv9 wrote
How do you call an electrocution that does not result in death?
Mr_Chubkins t1_j29jqy7 wrote
An electrocution. The person you replied to was incorrect.
crashfrog t1_j29k9i8 wrote
Hapsburgs were fairly inbred by then, I guess
Ahelex t1_j29o2uy wrote
A Mockingjay, she is not.
Kriegmannn t1_j29qrji wrote
Meth chocolate too. Imagine being a Nazi and you’re like “damn a cig would kill with this chocolate”
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Kriegmannn t1_j29sz2m wrote
That’s the meth chocolate lol.
memento22mori t1_j29va9k wrote
Leon said no smoking cigarettes Matilda!
SplittingHares t1_j29wndh wrote
electric shock
_Haverford_ t1_j29wo8j wrote
History sure went hard here to cover-up a suicide.
Edit: Reading below that dresses were cleaned with kerosene. Maybe it truly was a freak accident.
SplittingHares t1_j29ws4d wrote
if it's not deadly, it's called electric shock.
OorPancake t1_j29x869 wrote
I've worked on building sites where it was seen as a laugh to drop a lit cigarette butt in the back pocket of someone's overalls. It wouldn't catch light but it would smoulder until they noticed, which could be when there was a 6 inch hole in them, if they were working outside.
ora00001 t1_j29xn99 wrote
Smoking is very bad for you ok?
E_Zack_Lee t1_j29yxuq wrote
A true Danse Macabre.
Mr_Chubkins t1_j2a2olv wrote
It can be, but is not always. From Merriam-Webster Dictionary: electrocute, verb, to kill or severely injure by electric shock.
I understand that the origins of the word come from execute, and that its original meaning was always to kill with electricity, but that is no longer the case. Just as how decimate used to mean killing 10% but now has further meaning, so does electrocution.
Marine__0311 t1_j2a429y wrote
It wasn't effective at all, in fact the numbers of smokers went up while the Nazis were in power. Germany did lead the world in anti-tobacco use campaigns as well as research of the negative effects tobacco had on health, but that began well before the Nazis took power.
While the anti-smoking campaign in Nazi Germany was highly touted, anti-smoking laws were routinely ignored, poorly enforced, and pretty much useless. Their effectiveness was marginal at best, and after 1940, was heavily restricted by the government.
The Nazi Party actually made a huge amount of money from tobacco sales, and controlled the market. You might find this interesting. Sturm Cigarette Company
Redoneter593 t1_j2a4779 wrote
Fooking KEROSENE? The hell?
druidofnecro t1_j2a6llp wrote
Dry cleaning is basically just dunking your clothes in gasoline derivatives. Turns out petrol is a ridiculously good solvent
nayhem_jr t1_j2a75hp wrote
Ssssmokin’ Not smoking, dear father!
Redoneter593 t1_j2aaxdb wrote
>Dry cleaning is basically just dunking your clothes in gasoline derivatives
That's new to me!
brkh47 t1_j2abk30 wrote
Some years back, when my sister and her friend were chilling in our back yard, my dad caught them with a pack of cigarette. I think my sister and her friend were around 14 yrs old at the time. When my dad questioned them, the friend said the cigarettes didn’t belong to them, it belonged to her brother, Iz. When he asked, well then why wasn’t the cigarettes with Iz, she responded, “Because Iz doesn’t have pockets in his pants.”
WeirdLadyAlert t1_j2ad7h4 wrote
That would be self-immolation.
crazyjkass t1_j2agbrx wrote
It's said that when Hitler shot himself, tons of people in the bunker lit up cigarettes.
firelock_ny t1_j2agf0h wrote
Umberto I, murdered by an anarchist during an impressive international wave of anarchist assassinations. They got Presidents, Kings, a Tsar, a whole list of government leaders.
raul_lebeau t1_j2ajsmi wrote
Smoking is dangerous for your health, but fire is worse
kaenneth t1_j2ajvzq wrote
Do it while you still can.
kaenneth t1_j2ak36s wrote
resuscitation.
President_Calhoun t1_j2amxi2 wrote
"I like my mead cold, my operas loud, and my archduchesses fa-LAMING!" - Archduke Homer Simpson
DoctorGregoryFart t1_j2apgs4 wrote
What's not to understand? Didn't you just read what he is going to said in his next comment?
Halas1920 t1_j2b0i7n wrote
Natural Selection at its finest.
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the_blessed_unrest t1_j2b4q75 wrote
I was expecting that comment to end with the undertaker and hell in a cell
CuriousPumpkino t1_j2b7ugv wrote
The extreme version of “oh look if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions”
AUWarEagle82 t1_j2bxv06 wrote
TIL: Smoking can be dangerous to your health.
MPCNPC t1_j2c3lqy wrote
“Smoke Jews, not tobacco” 😐
Kiyae1 t1_j2cbnbd wrote
The lesser known chemical Industrial Revolution created numerous hazards to everyday life, just like the mechanical Industrial Revolution did. Instead of getting your hand caught off in an industrial loom you’d die because your clothes were washed in kerosene and the electric grid still doesn’t exist or still sucks so everything is lit by flame.
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musical_fanatic t1_j2cguzd wrote
The same Umberto who had a twin who was opened his restaurant on the same day as his coronation and was killed the same day as him?
richard_stank t1_j2cnely wrote
Cigarettes at that time were not a high society commodity. They were pretty much used by people that couldn’t afford to smoke entire cigars throughout the day, or didn’t have a pipe. Very working class.
Snuff would have been a more socially acceptable tobacco product. I wonder who she got the cigarettes from. Maybe a maid, grounds keeper?
Brotherdodge OP t1_j2crzpu wrote
Apparently, yeah! Just looked it up and that's a very cool story. https://www.ripleys.com/weird-news/king-umberto-double/
musical_fanatic t1_j2ctlsy wrote
Very cool!
CurseYourSudden t1_j2ctr7a wrote
You mean "a major drawback of wearing clothes that are literally impossible to dress yourself in because you need to stunt on the working class at every possible opportunity"?
CurseYourSudden t1_j2cw0b8 wrote
It's crazy to think that there was a time when anarchists actually got shit done.
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j2811x5 wrote
Hm. Stop, drop and roll wasn't a thing then, I guess