Submitted by mikeydhakid t3_12328is in washingtondc
hahaha people are idiots
Submitted by mikeydhakid t3_12328is in washingtondc
hahaha people are idiots
Jack Evans needed this too
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didn't he also just leave the keys in the ignition. one day someone finally drove away with his car.
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Crossed the bridge via 66 an hour back and commented how there were so many cars just parked all over, the shoulder, pulled up on grass between roads, whatever folks felt like doing!
I GOTTA GET TO THE MALL BEFORE THE TREES CLOSE
I know it is always packed at the cherry blossom festival but I don’t recall the car issue being this absurd in the past?! Maybe I just forget how it was in the before times. Seriously though, why aren’t they closing the roads to anyone without a disability placard or shuttle busses? Seems like there are solutions here.
Two things:
Pent up demand because people couldn't drive down for a few years, and although there were some crowds, plenty of people did stay home
Also, the weather was fucking perfect this afternoon. Just gorgeous outside.
But still. Lile the insane backup alllll the waybaround Hains Point is something Ive never seen seen anything close to and Ive been here for decades, come out a dozen plus times to the cherry blossoms. This shit was something else today and I really want to know why. It was super crowded last year but like normal tons of walkers around tidal basin and way quieter on Hains Point but it was batshit today.
Maybe bc of the kite festival happening at peak bloom, on a perfect weather day, when yesterday was such shit weather? I didn’t make it there but heard crowds were epic
This. Remember last week the weather wasn't great either except for Thursday. Pent up demand. Basically if you don't get to the Tidal Basin by 10 crowds were insane.
It's like they aren't ever going to see the trees again. Are they expecting something bad to happen to the trees?
Also several parking lots normally open are closed due to Metro staging construction equipment on them for the Yellow Line rehabilitation.
Peak bloom on a 75 degree Sunday? That’s a couple times a century.
They parked on a highway to look at fucking trees.
If only there was some sort of existing form of alternative transport... Maybe a rail type system you could park at and take into the city.
Perhaps install part of it underground? A subterranean train of some sort.
What nonsense.
Tbf, metro was fucked too
Not today, maybe Saturday? From my perspective, Metro was on point. Rush hour schedule all day, good signage and guidance from staff for the tourists. The only snag was getting back into the metro station with a small wait when the platforms were too packed with people leaving, but Metro moved the huge crowds really efficiently today.
People in Japan wait in lines to access the metro like civilized people. It’s almost like we could do the same here, but we won’t because Americans are entitled to whatever they want whenever they want. Metro is accessible and should be used for things like this. Parking on the interstate is psycho.
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They usually park on the shoulder of 395, too. No clue if anyone is doing that today though.
They weren’t just on the shoulder of 395 today, people were parked ON THE FUCKING BRIDGE in the right lane today
Holy fuck, they’re beautiful but they’re just trees! Take the damn metro! What is wrong with people?
This is the end result of people living way out in fucking Leesburg or wherever having their brains rotted by everyone talking about the CrImE wAvE
This is bollocks. I live in Leesburg and took the silver line in for the festival. Those cars were packed. Ashburn station did a ton of volume yesterday.
Dude I come in from Front Royal all the time on the metro lol. Some people are just car addicts
I don't get it?
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Yo I live in DC, use Metro, and would love if the city addressed crime (which has legitimately exploded the past few years) and made trains more efficient (though Metro is pretty great compared to many other US transit systems).
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Or maybe actually address crime and make trains more efficient so people will ride, just a thought!
Look, you’re not going to get shanked on the Orange line between Vienna and Smithsonian on Sunday at 10 am.
It's a slippery slope though.
Once someone parks outside zone hours and gets a ticket, they are one step closer to disregard for the law necessary to stab a metro passenger.
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"Trains run on time and address crime" sounds fascist to me.
>Mussolini may have done many brutal and tyrannical things; he may have destroyed human freedom in Italy; he may have murdered and tortured citizens whose only crime was to oppose Mussolini; but 'one had to admit' one thing about the Dictator: he 'made the trains run on time.'
Just a dash of jest in what I am expressing
Classic DC liberal argument. Asking to address crime is fascist!!
I am not a liberal, I am opposed to liberalism, I am opposed to both capitalism (exploitive) and democracy (authoritarian).
You kinda have to be pro capitalism and pro democracy to be a liberal.
I am no Marxist either. Nor a defender of States.
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You mean like how the trains are peaceful and run so often I literally never have to check when they're coming, just like in a real civilized city?
the Instagram effect
Literally take the damn metro. I am so perplexed but the idiots who parked on 66/395.
It was insane. Seriously people. Parking on a literal highway is not safe
Can confirm. Walking across the bridge, I saw a man parked in the right lane, dressed in a suit, putting his kid into a stroller. With a wall dividing the highway from the path, the only way to get to the Tidal Basin was to roll into oncoming traffic.
Another commenter posted that they saw that. Hopefully they're getting towed/ticketed as well, that's just ridiculous.
When I drove by, it didn't look like it. There were also people unloading in the middle lane (because the right lane was all parking) on the transition from 14th Street to the bridge, so there was only one travel lane.
Yep, they were. Southbound lane on the bridge. Saw a dad pushing a stroller with kids trailing behind, meandering north in a 395 travel lane. Folks were parking and climbing the rail to walk back north in the bike/walking path. Lunacy. Not a cop in sight.
In addition to 395 itself being a literal parking lot. The entire ramp toward National was at a standstill due to idiocy as well. Total mess.
Saw people doing this at 7 am so I assume it only got worse later into the day.
Nope. A ten minutes drive from downtown DC to DCA took a hour and fifteen minutes today around 1pm. Because people were literally parking on the bridge on 395S.
Yeah the bridge was fucked.
That explains why it took two hours to drive to my parents yesterday.
Friends flight was delayed by an hour because the pilot was stuck in that traffic jam!
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Meanwhile the metro was perfect... I was laughing at the car chaos today.
My friend took the train from DCA and it took over two hours due to how packed the train was.
Something tells me they tried to use Smithsonian.
Edit: I happened to make several trips on Blue between Eisenhower Ave and Foggy Bottom today and there were no issues. A few of the trains were decently packed but only one or two were near regular rush hour level, as far as I could tell. I didn’t see a huge crowd of people waiting to board at DCA or anything.
That’s good to know. But no on Smithsonian. his train was full when he got on at DCA and there were delays at every stop because people were trying to get on a full train. Sounds like an exception not the rule for the day.
Could also be whatever car he got on. I took the Blue from Alexandria to Smithsonian around 5pm yesterday and sat in the front car of the train. My car never got more than half full but at almost every stop from DCA to Smithsonian as we pulled into the station the driver would announce "Folks on the platform move to the ends of the train where there's room. The middle cars are completely full." We sat for probably 5-10 minutes tops at DCA but otherwise there weren't any other holding delays on my train.
But holy shit that crowd coming into Smithsonian around 6pm! Like a sardine can! They didn't even bother with fares. All the fare gates were locked open and a mix of MTPD & station agents (like 4-6 at least) directing the crowd (and probably trying to avoid a crowd crush)
Yeah. I’ve seen photos of it. It’s wild.
Oh damn.
What? I took the train around all day today and it was fine.
If you read through this sub and look at the Washington problems Insta you will see that many people had the same experience with metro today. Certain lines at certain times were a hot mess. Lucky you you didn’t get caught in that.
Same! We got there before noon and left just a bit after. Didn’t even bother skipping Smithsonian stop. Trains running seemingly constantly, zero issues getting in or out. Car-brains gonna car-brain I guess
Metro was def not normal on the orange line. It took two hours from West Falls Church to Smithsonian. It was only supposed to be a 40 min ride. 🙃
Silver was crowded but not delayed for us. Guess some lines were worse!
It was due to the kite flying and taiko performances going on near the Washington Monument. It didn’t help that I went at peak time, and there were so many people on the train that it was creaking badly when it stopped.
Perfect is a bit of a stretch but it was certainly miles better than sitting in gridlocked traffic for hours on end.
https://twitter.com/thesierrafox/status/1640096861783556097?s=20
I saw them doing this on 395 the other day. Literally almost blocked the merging ramp. Why do people think they can just do whatever the fuck they want?
Well, it is DC. Doesn’t particularly have a good track record of enforcement usually
Because that’s what murican culture/mythology says.
People will do anything to not take the metro.
> People will do anything to not take the metro
Imagine paying to fill your car with gas when you can just hop (the turnstile) onto the metro for free! /s
To be fair, it's a fairly long walk from any of the metro stops to the tidal basin. I took the bus from the metro and that was also a terrible idea because of how bad traffic was. I ended up waking back.
It's like a 10 minute walk from the Smithsonian metro stop to the tidal basin and 15 to L'Enfant. Maybe a couple extra minutes because of all the crowds but that is really not a bad walk.
It took me about half an hour to walk back yesterday, although granted some of that was thanks to crowds. Probably would have been closer to 20 otherwise. So doable, but not what I would call close.
I wouldn’t think literally parking on 66 or 395 would get you any closer either though.
Parking on the freeway seems massively more inconvenient.
it's a 5 minute walk from smithsonian...
well, from what ive been reading on this subreddit...not like they'll actually have to pay them
they’ll have to pay to get their car from the impound lot
It’s a solution to DC Carjackings. Never ending Gridlock.
shoulda got a video clip
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Swear to god it's like these morons have never heard of Metro
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It’s like they have and they know it’s unreliable and unsafe and they choose to use their personal vehicles.
Guys this is the purest time of DC, where people sit for hours in traffic just to see TREES. I love it.
They know they could have parked at any park and ride, then taken a metro into the mall, right?
But then they would have had to sit next to common folks...
It must be the new metro fare gates scaring people from jumping on
why no pics
I was driving haha
We love to see it!
Spoiler alert, none of them have to actually pay those tickets
It was absolute chaos down there. no one gave a single shit….
I had a different experience. Rode my e bike N from Mt. Vernon area - larger than usual number of people on the Mt. Vernon Trail, but not really any unusual behavior, the usual inattention, but most people behaving as one does on a multi-use path. That was true all along the way. Memorial bridge had a few more clueless than usual, but not much more than peak tourist, and better behaved than peak tourist. Parked at the kit festival, only moderate confusion, and all were polite enough. Even law enforcement acting rational. Rode up Constitution, nobody cared that I lane split. A few more oblivious peds than usual, but I'm careful. Parked by Natural History and played with dinosaurs. Nobody screwed with my bike, security let me in without a search. Then across the mall, down L'Enfant towards the Wharf - cars parked in the bike lane. I laughed, figure they all got tickets. Crossed over to East Potomac, a few unaccustomed to bikes and walking rationally, but not many, and we worked it out. Park Police dude said the point was looking good and traffic blocked, so I rode around the loop. Took some off roading, but easy and fun. The my girl is cute and needs pictures, instagram, and gotta fish people were there. Some cool bicycles. Then across 14th st bridge - that was the most zooish, but everyone behaved, and the police had just arrived to handle the parking on the ridge. Laughed about that with some folks. Then back home. Pretty easy, over all, considering the thousands of people. Having the cars immobile actually made it easier!!
Overall, one of the more entertaining trips of late. And I have to wonder about the intelligence of anyone trying to get in using anything but a bike or feet.
we parked in crystal city by the treatment plant and rode up MV trail and crossed at 14th. the MV had its normal amount of tourist traffic on a nice day. once we crossed the bridge it was a shit show around the tidal basin. we ended up lane splitting and going against traffic since the sidewalks were at a crawl. multiple motorists were pissy even though they weren’t moving and there was no risk of us hitting their cars. we went up 14th and then over to georgetown to hobo drink some beers by the river. that side of town was its normal warm day self.
I had no interactions with motorists. Didn't do the tidal basin, though. That's always been weird for me on a bike.
On the other hand, I may be so inured to motorists that I don't notice. Park police even said I could ride against traffic, so long as I was safe. I'm safe.
At this point, I wonder about the intellect and sensibility index of people who drive into an entirely known and predicted traffic disaster. Wouldn't be surprised if the narcissism and entitlement indices were high.
On the other hand, on Hains Point and the Mall everyone seemed to be getting along and having a great time. In some areas, contact highs might have been possible!!
to be fair…. most of my road rides happen in the ‘burns or national forrests so i see very few if any pissy people. could of been a normal amount for a high traffic event.
the obvious city dwelling pedestrians were orderly and knew how to react around a crowd and cyclists. the lack of self and situational awareness was super high for the none city folk. higher then i had ever seen it before.
it feels like the vast majority of people forgot how to exist in public during the pandemic without being a nuance for others.
Lol. This is not a Marine base - you can't just park any old place.
Ticket? In DC? Hahaha hahaha hahaha ....
the sad part is there’s ample parking .5 or so miles away but ppl want convenience
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Yesterday afternoon the toll into DC from Pentagon City on the 395 Express lanes was $11.05! and people were paying it because the regular lanes were not moving. At that point, just park in Crystal City and walk over the bridge.
I saw the cars parked on the bridge. Crazy.
$450/sq.ft! = 875 sq.ft. 2bd/1ba condo WALK to EFC Metro. Basically walked to the Tidal Basin. This is one of the many reasons I love my place.
okay Zillow
It wasn’t just the cars/drivers that were insane. Cyclists were just going whenever and wherever they pleased without checking blind spots or anything. Pedestrians, I’m guessing mostly out of towners, were just hopping into the middle of major streets to get that perfect pic. Crosswalks? What are those? Apparently the cherry blossom admirers believed they all had mutant-like force field powers today. Either that or they just didn’t give a single fuck about their lives or the lives of the drivers they’d ruin all to get a picture of some goddamned trees blooming.
(Edit: Sorry for the rant; my blood boiled at several points today while driving and while walking my dog).
When there’s more people on the sidewalk than people in cars - they should walk in the streets. If I were biking (I was) or walking (at some point I was too), I would just walk between and through cars because they weren’t moving anyway 😂
Gawker event happens every year at roughly same time every year. You: shocked and appalled at that you can't just drive through the middle of said gawker event in a timely manner. Even though that area is rife with traffic at the best of times!
I wonder how people who live near massive stadiums handle peak sports ball season. You know, with the milling crowds of people walking everywhere. How dare they?
You sound like the kind of person who would unironically complain about a protest - "that's a shame, but do they have to complain about that here, where it inconveniences me?"
Awwww. Thanks for making such an assumption. I’ve actually lived by several large sports stadiums throughout my years on this fine planet. Most people seem to understand they can get hit by cars if they go in the streets in those big cities. Not sure why you think DC should be different than LA, Anaheim, Seattle, or, oh wait, Chinatown in DC… they are way worse down by the blossoms.
And I fully support peaceful protests, especially when people don’t litter. Littering is not friendly. Which is something else that the oh so lovely cherry blossom tourists do a shit ton of.
Have a lovely Monday and enjoy the sun!
We were at the National Theater yesterday for a show. I live in Kaloroma. It took me an hour to Uber over there, and that's after 6 drivers cancelled. I walked home. It was nice weather and happy to be healthy enough to do it, but my God it was a mess down there yesterday. No way I was going through that again and paying 50 bucks.
Could have just taken Metro but ok
No not really but thanks wish I would have thought of that :).
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If only there was a $2 train that could have gotten you there in 10 min...
Unfortunately there is not a train that gets close enough in between the two points that I was going. Besides the fact that even if there was the idea of the crowds was not a good one.
Fair enough. Sounds better than spending $50 to sit in an Uber for an hr, but to each their own.
When I called the Uber in the morning I did not realize how bad it was going to be. Normally its a short reasonably priced trip and by the time I did it was too late to take metro or walk or I would have been late.
The National is two blocks from Metro Center and Kalorama is an easy walk to either Dupont or Woodley Park.
And by the time I walked to those metro stops road the escalators and waded through all of the crowded and sweaty trains I could have walked home!!!!! But you know the thought never crossed my mind to take metro lol.
Most of the trains actually have very good airflow. Don't think I sweated once...
I'm not an idiot but I got a parking ticket for $100 as did about 20 other cars. A friend was here from Chicago for her bucket list visit to the Cherry Blossoms. We parked on Thursday afternoon in a zone where the parking signs were very far away (in fact I didn't even see the sign until we were leaving). I pulled into a spot being vacated by another car. Turns out it was a bus waiting zone, not a car parking zone. As we were leaving we warned the people who were trying to get our spot, and another car that was just pulling into a spot in the same zone. I guess that's the price of admission to the Cherry Blossoms!
I’ll be the first to say that DC street parking signs are often contradictory and/or entirely illogical, but considering that meter parking is free on Sundays, you must’ve been parked in a strict no-parking area for them to have ticketed you (and twenty others)
Yeah I’m not dumb and yeah I parked illegally. I don’t know why you replied as you did. Just giving warning to others to look very very closely even if there are a lot of other cars parked doesn’t mean it’s legal just means we are all lemmings. And it was Thursday. Not Sunday.
Fucking stupid cherry blossoms
I definitely agree people who do it are idiots and selfish. Just don't blame the blossoms
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