You and I have had different interactions with the police

If anyone is wondering, there are some minor restrictions on what type you can carry here:

It is legal to possess self-defense sprays in the District of Columbia, such as mace or pepper spray.

However, under D.C. Official Code § 7-2502.12, the only legal types of self-defense sprays are “a mixture of a lacrimator including chloroacetophenone, alphacloroacetophenone, phenylchloromethylketone, orthochloriobenazaim-alononitrile or oleoresin capsicum.” Additionally, the self-defense spray must be propelled from an aerosol container, labeled with clearly written instructions for use, and dated with its anticipated useful life. A person may use a self-defense spray only as reasonable force to defend themselves or their property and only if the self-defense sprays meets the requirements above.

0730?! Who is shooting in the morning?!

First time for everything I suppose

Is it really only $122k a year that makes someone top 10%?! So like, a GS13 is basically in the top 10%

My Chinese wife says there are no Chinese restaurants here, there are a couple places that do a hot pot take out if you have the set up. It’s not cheap

Who robs middle schoolers? Like middle school isn’t hard enough

Go bite that dog on your dogs behalf

Liquid lunch is why my favorite boss isn’t my boss anymore

Real recognize real

Because they missed their station?!

They at least get a ticket for this right? Or an open hand slap? Nothing crazy, just enough to get their attention

The dog couldn’t be worse than the jokers we have now

I’m in the process of starting a church, either that or become a politician

There were no signs up, they just moved the sign. A couple days later they put up signs for when they repainted the lanes but there was nothing there at the time

About 9 hours total, in what was a legal spot, I have a resident permit for the right zone and everything

There is no process to appeal further

Touché

Yes it is

I thought owning a chicken in the district was illegal (really, not a joke)

Mine will say “hot!” As she grabs for hot things

You think I’m renewing my registration after seeing how rampant this is? I’m buying a license plate cover too, and I’m gunna blackout my windshield. Can’t beat ‘em, join em. I’m done

Well if the company who did the reno followed the rules, their demo plan would on file with the DC Dept of buildings (office of planning of they took the whole building down). That plan should have a landfill listed as well as recycling center. If they followed the rules all the stuff they took out ended up in one of those. What year was it taken down? What hotel was it?

So, I used to work as a PM for a demolitions company up until about 2 years ago. You need to find the company that did the selective demolition when whatever hotel it was got remodeled.

That said, don’t get your hopes up. If it was metal it was recycled, if it was anything else it was trashed. Demolitions companies get contracts and take over salvage rights for anything in the building or area. Art this size is insanely expensive to move and the market for it is like 3 people worldwide. Any large art installations that we took over were put in the round file with everything else.

If there is another choice I would probably much prefer that