Happy Gilmore by far.

I've found replying something along the lines of, "virgin behaviour" gets a massive rise out of these types. Some of them then try to flex their body count, talk about their hot gf etc etc so I just reply, "Ha you sound even more like a virgin now than before."

I've found between replying that or just LOL to every message they either go away or get increasingly irate. I always find it funny that they took the time to message me to try and upset me, but they're the ones getting upset.

People still have sex while they're pregnant. Due to recovery time, women won't typically be able to have sex after giving birth for a month or more in most cases. It's not called losing your virginity every time you do it.

Hopefully that all makes more sense to you now.

I guess it depends on your budget, savings, disposable income etc. If you have plenty of money, get a Series X.

Personally, I haven't found much usage for mine as spend most of my time on PS5 but I've had every Xbox console and played every exclusive up until now already anyway.

Halo, Gears of War, Forza have a bunch of great games in the series, amongst a bunch of other exclusives. If they don't really interest you then you may not find too much value in Xbox. Look at what games are on game pass also, some of them are full price on PS5 yet you could play them on Xbox for $2 a month.

I don't listen to punk music, but Rise Against and Billy Talent might be worth a go. They both have a lot of fast paced rock songs.

Duke got a ping on his phone about Andi's death so he realised that it was Miles who killed her at that moment. He tried to blackmail Miles, so he killed him.

Dogs sneeze when they're really happy or when they're play fighting to show they aren't a threat.

You should be brushing twice a day, no excuses.

NPH is significantly more likable than Billy Eichner.

Won't be watching Bros as find the guy insufferable. Uncoupled is a decent watch.

I stopped playing for about 5 years and then started up again and really enjoyed gaming again. Plus I was able to snag a cheap PS4 and a bunch of super cool games for next to nothing :)

The music.

I'm not like other guys vibes.

Julia Roberts just did a new movie at the age of 54.

It's very poorly structured and not particularly funny, but the joke is the person the old man is speaking to accidentally let slip he is having an affair while flexing his memory.