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ForkShirtUp t1_jefor57 wrote
Reply to FBI offers $40,000 reward for American woman kidnapped in Mexico while walking her dog by Ghoast_manz
She was kidnapped in November and now suddenly they want to get off their asses?
Also how much for the dog?
ForkShirtUp t1_je9pqtz wrote
It's like putting zookeepers into the pen with the rest of the animals
ForkShirtUp t1_jd8vw9f wrote
Another robot taking away human jobs and automating labor. Tsk Tsk
ForkShirtUp t1_j9n5zn6 wrote
Oh um… does the real driver know?
ForkShirtUp t1_j6j1j19 wrote
Reply to comment by aks59 in Tips on beating these 4 Fuckers from Cuphead by Thatguy886644
Damn I was just standing there waiting for them to die
ForkShirtUp t1_j6iyp8w wrote
I thought the ET knock-off was this movie Paul Rudd keeps trying to promote on Conan O'Brien
ForkShirtUp t1_j65kyui wrote
Reply to TIFU by wearing nude panties to bed by Affectionatecello
The secret is that glasses or nude panties we still have trouble finding it!
ForkShirtUp t1_j50aqk5 wrote
Call that the Pussy-Mobile
ForkShirtUp t1_j301cqa wrote
What…? I thought we live in a great safe city
ForkShirtUp t1_j2es8jz wrote
Reply to comment by bellaboozle in Brooklyn’s Indicted "Bling Bishop" Hiding Out in Paramus Mansion by licecrispies
Well it’s not like he’s holding a gun to everyone during collection. Or is he?
ForkShirtUp t1_j0hll1e wrote
Do you get hate mail?
ForkShirtUp t1_izsbb6y wrote
Reply to You did it /r/NYC by youcantfindoutwhoiam
Wow thanks for the tip
ForkShirtUp t1_izcgjo6 wrote
Reply to Gently tinkling harbinger of the season, or twirling, festive fire hazard? by Gutbucket1968
Looks painful for those cherubs.
ForkShirtUp t1_iyey4kb wrote
Reply to You’re a fearsome eighteenth century pirate, what is the name of your ship? by TittySquirtles
Queef from the Reef
ForkShirtUp t1_ixsvukr wrote
Reply to comment by threenamer in Holy shit, I've just heard a huge explosion around Houston Street and Ave A. by PicassoGoesDigital
Don’t they roll out?
ForkShirtUp t1_ix13521 wrote
Reply to 5 hour layover in JFK 4-9pm by wfijc
Eh, just stay at the lounge and enjoy the free stuff. Just don’t go overboard in the booze or you might wind up as one of those disorderly passengers filmed on a flight trying to fight half the plane. Or do. It’s a free country I can’t tell you what to do
ForkShirtUp t1_iwk5gqa wrote
Reply to ConEd is trying to raise gas + electric bills by $60 / month in 2023 - join a people's hearing to fight back! by MidnightCh1cken
Do we really need a hearing? Are our impassioned pleas to not spend more money actually going to sway the folks who want more money? They’ll raise the price anyway but at least we get to annoy the big wigs
ForkShirtUp t1_iv7yciu wrote
Reply to comment by Silo-Joe in Looks like Hochul is afraid of losing by przemula
Thank god. I can go back to dancing
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Reply to comment by Scared_Weekend_7979 in TIFU by showing a friend my penis by Flaming_tiger
OP(Joyshe) secret desire for penis
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Reply to comment by andrizella in Iraq, Algeria, Oman, Kuwait and Bahrain Affirm Support for OPEC+ Production Cut by millennium-wisdom
Don’t make jokes, this is serious!
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Reply to comment by WhereGrapesMayRule in Iraq, Algeria, Oman, Kuwait and Bahrain Affirm Support for OPEC+ Production Cut by millennium-wisdom
Willing or forced to begrudgingly?
ForkShirtUp t1_is06va3 wrote
Reply to School Leafblower at 6am by marfether
Probably item # 357 of things the custodial staff has to do before the school doors open. Things pile up if they wait to do certain things later in the day
ForkShirtUp t1_jefoy59 wrote
Reply to comment by joyousRock in 181st A-Train Escalators Are Back! by JustATiredboy
Fuck that shit, I'll break it before Monday for FREE