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otremontiram t1_jdfqsn9 wrote

LPT: remove umbrellas from girls while raining to get them wet.

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joculator t1_jdfw7hr wrote

Trust me, you made more than one woman dry up this year.

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leonscum t1_jdfwf9e wrote

Curious. It also brings the up votes to the same number.

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TooShiftyForYou t1_jdg0po2 wrote

There's a lot of talk about size to please a woman but I've found that my 3 inches can sometimes be enough.

The only question is if it's used for credit or debit.

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Feud12 t1_jdg6z5z wrote

get that number to -100, w rizz

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Holyholyhobo t1_jdg92hd wrote

Corrected:

I stole a woman’s umbrella yesterday. That brings the total number of women I’ve made wet in my lifetime to one.

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TeenBoy_2007 t1_jdghfsx wrote

And guess what she didn't returned it back yet.

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Upst8r t1_jdgil7k wrote

I always spun this around the other way.

Find a woman who finds rainstorms romantic. It'll make her wet.

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darktumor t1_jdgx1om wrote

Thanks, that would be me, that’s literally me yesterday

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Iforgot_my_other_pw t1_jdhi1z4 wrote

"I'm so wet, give it to me" she said. She should have planned better, I'm not giving her my umbrella.

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1_Shanel t1_jdhk1ae wrote

I’m sure you didn’t make it rain though

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Furlock_Bones t1_jdid788 wrote

This joke just crashed my iPhone. I read it, and while comments were still loading, it did a total reboot.

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chunckycat08 t1_jdirvb3 wrote

bet she was yelling at you to give it to her cause she was wet.

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J-L-Picard t1_jdjr66a wrote

500 orgasms, 501 umbrellas donated. Congratulations OP!

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TokitaOhuma t1_jdkzjg3 wrote

And the mumber of men you have made wet to +1

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lunixss t1_jdl5b8e wrote

And the total number of times I've read this joke in 3 months to 4

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