Comments

You must log in or register to comment.

Showerthoughts_Mod t1_jco06nc wrote

This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.

Remember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not "thoughts had in the shower!"

(For an explanation of what a "showerthought" is, please read this page.)

Rule-breaking posts may result in bans.

1

ZeroBrs- t1_jco0hx4 wrote

You'd be shocked at how wrong that statement is and how ignorant and or stubborn a person can be 😂

382

FuenteFOX t1_jco0pey wrote

Seems like everyone has that one dish, one restaurant, or one drink/liquor that they don't do anymore because of one really horrible experience.

81

Brhall001 t1_jco0sv9 wrote

I almost died from a chilly dog. I still to this day will through food away with a hint of gut feeling it may be bad.

8

ThatLittleCrab t1_jco1krk wrote

I go to 2 places for sushi when ever i need it, especially for comfort (as its my comfort meal). One place’s sushi always makes my stomach raise an eyebrow but no matter how weird it feels it is as addicting as a drug.

2

icelandichorsey t1_jco2962 wrote

Definitely not. I got salmonella from KFC once. Do you think that stopped me from eating chicken or KFC even?

3

sleepyjohn00 t1_jco3b3v wrote

I got sick from a bowl of chili at Wundy’s once. It was 20 years before I went to a Wundys again, and another 20 before I tried the chili again.

0

jenksy t1_jco3xqy wrote

The second time I had it I just laughed, grabbed a pillow and a blanket, and curled up on the bathroom floor to see it through.

Edit: Egg Salad Sandwich

21

AnotherSteveFromNZ t1_jcoa6jt wrote

Or if the food poisoning is really bad it doesn’t matter what you eat for the rest of your life.

1

GlazedSpam t1_jcobgut wrote

Replying to FuenteFOX (#2,260,692)

One time in middle school I was having waffles for breakfast and I dropped the plate onto a tile floor where it shattered into a million pieces. I quickly picked up the waffles and transferred them to another plate to eat after I cleaned up all the shards. Later that day in school I had this super intense intestinal pain that hasn't been equaled before or since, and I spent most of the school day curled in a ball on a bed in the office as it hurt less that way.

There was no vomiting or diarrhea at all which has me thinking I ingested small ceramic shards as the plate shattered into pieces ranging from the size of 1/5th a plate to barely thicker than a hair. Regardless it took me years before seeing or even thinking of waffles didn't make me feel sick.

10

aitchnyu t1_jcocwdt wrote

Replying to FuenteFOX (#2,260,692)

Yeah, I hate oily noodles thanks to some bad noodles I had in 2012. I was hallucinating my favourite dishes while my guts were twisting themselves clean. I also made a bad batch of rajma bean sprouts and my jaws sometimes refuses to close.

3

Helios4242 t1_jcocwht wrote

You only need to experience deadly food poisoning once for the rest of your species who didn't make that mistake to pass on their genes that are better at avoiding that mistake.

1

Ill-Ad-532 t1_jcog863 wrote

I ate old fish out of a freezer and got food poisoning, it changed nothing

10

Jedzoil t1_jcoldv9 wrote

Nah, I’ll still eat that sausage McMuffin off the dashboard the next day (in winter)

0

RangeWilson t1_jcopjoh wrote

Ordered from Uber Eats once.

Got food poisoning.

Guess who I'm never ordering from again?

−1

RangeWilson t1_jcopta9 wrote

Replying to SNRatio (#2,260,783)

And sometimes it's completely obvious.

If I usually eat in and never get food poisoning, then I splurge and get takeout, then six hours later I'm puking my guts out... do you really think it's that sandwich I made myself a week ago that's causing the problem?

28

vnevner t1_jcor9lk wrote

If you eat under cooked chicken once you can for the rest of your life! (You might have to a few times in between to keep the memory cells fresh.)

−1

DeckerXT t1_jcormpq wrote

Once! bit into a bad scallop... that was 30 years ago and no scallops since.

3

Crustyonrusty t1_jcovy5q wrote

No more Chinese buffets for me, or any buffet for that matter!

1

IOKTBW-Movement t1_jcowvn4 wrote

Hate to say it, but well-done is the only way you should order steak.

−5

aledba t1_jcowyr0 wrote

Oooof my husband and I for sure had something on May long weekend last year. We think our jar of chopped garlic was the culprit. We've never purchased it again. He had made a really nice pasta for dinner and there was a ton of garlic in it. I ended up eating an hour before he did. I was in the washroom, dying from both ends about an hour before he came into the washroom to also die. Put us off pasta for a long time too. Oh and yeah simultaneously shitting and barfing takes a lot out of you, but it's being done all that and ending up dehydrated that really hurts

9

mes_247 t1_jcoxvb3 wrote

Oh I don't think so . When I was in middle school , I bought some street food( I don't remember what) and then threw it all up after a few minutes . I then bought the same thing the next day .

0

zombie_gas t1_jcp3pyx wrote

I had a buddy in college who got salmonella from Swanson frozen turkey dinners three times in 6 months. He kept saying “surely it can’t happen again?”

17

ILoveLongDogs t1_jcp7x9x wrote

Feeling your body try to turn itself inside out is a unique experience.

3

astroproff t1_jcp9oio wrote

I still remember the almost casual inclusion of baby shrimp on my salad 20 years ago. At a restaurant for a professional dinner.

2

WeirdCreeper t1_jcpa1eq wrote

Poisoned myself with tuna, learned the limits of how it decays still eat tuna without worry but it definitely was the most vile thing I've ever ate and it smelt fine before I bit it

3

RxWest t1_jcpb0sm wrote

Replying to FuenteFOX (#2,260,692)

I've only had problems at poorly ran Italian restaurants

They all end up getting shut down by me within a year of me getting sick

Don't know why this is. Have never gotten sick from sushi/seafood restaurants. Never got sick from a steakhouse

Just Italian

Edit:

Happened 3 times since we used to eat at a ton of different Italian restaurants growing up

2

VigilanteXII t1_jcpbq57 wrote

Replying to FuenteFOX (#2,260,692)

Made some random meat dish a long time ago that happened to have anise in it. Bad times ensued. Pretty sure the meat was the issue, but for some reason my body decided to blame it all on the anise. Couldn't stomach even a whiff of that stuff for nearly a decade.

2

MurkDiesel t1_jcpc2ga wrote

Replying to FuenteFOX (#2,260,692)

yup, sweet and sour shrimp, got food poisoning twice from that same dish, from two different restaurants, in two different states

i haven't touched it or even thought about eating it again in the 25 years since

3

FrostyWizard505 t1_jcpddrd wrote

I laugh at this while on the shitter for a bad garage pie lol

7

PoopIsAlwaysSunny t1_jcpdilx wrote

Replying to CSmith1986 (#2,260,775)

I mean, any corporate shithole like that is best avoided.

Products are poor quality with suspect handling prior to getting to the restaurant. Restaurant staff are underpaid, understimulated, and abused, and probably have limited pride in their work because there’s no art to cooking corporate trash. And thus anyone with talent leaves and they’re stuck with the dregs, who tend to care less about food safety protocols etc.

Management are pressed to be as efficient as possible with products, so are more likely to serve things past their prime

3

LifelessLewis t1_jcpejw6 wrote

Replying to Holiday_Chemistry_72 (#2,260,713)

Yeah I nearly choked on some chicken one time, like proper choked, I managed to dislodge it myself though. Anyway, I still wolf down food that's too hot and don't chew it enough.

I also had food poisoning once when I was younger but it didn't stop me from eating a slightly moldy samosa for a fiver one time.

39

substantial-freud t1_jcpfzxf wrote

I am still uncontrollably squeamish about chicken being the slightest bit off after getting moderate food poisoning in 1985.

1

Dyn085 t1_jcpguxh wrote

And then there’s me, constantly touching the stove to see if it’s still hot. I’ll admit, I have a few flaws.

1

largos7289 t1_jcpj9cf wrote

LOL i still have not had jalapeno cheese sliders from white castle again.

0

itsaameeee t1_jcpkfeq wrote

I once knew a dude who got food poisoning from a burger, and thereafter would only eat his steaks well done. I judged the shit out of him for that

−2

SirGlenn t1_jcpkm36 wrote

Food poisoning can have other effects as well, I was painfully violently vomiting, causing one section of my small intestine to wrap tightly around another section, choking off my digestive system, and it hurt like hell, the DR cut me open, fished around in my slippery intestines, then:. I found it! He said. He put everything back in place, told me I'll have some pain but I'm allready out of the woods, my assistant will sew your abdomen back up: and I'm off to have dinner with my wife at our favorite place. I'll check on you tomorrow morning.

2

Megafister420 t1_jcpmdog wrote

Yeah iv got food poisoning, then continued to finish what I started after it was over. I'm a man of dedication, and will

0

SJane3384 t1_jcpmwkk wrote

I’ve had it twice, and while I don’t avoid the foods that I suspect were the culprit, I’m definitely paranoid about any and everything that I eat now. If it’s even 0.001% questionable, I don’t eat it.

1

tommys206 t1_jcpmxam wrote

I hit a serious plateau in achieving my weight loss goal. I might try food poisoning at this point. Hell, I might lick the floor of a rest stop bathroom.

1

Stained_Angel t1_jcpmxqv wrote

Hmm I don't know.. I had food poisoning from ice cream once and I still eat any ice cream given to me even though I'm lactose intolerant

0

WildJackall t1_jcpn3m9 wrote

Just be careful what you eat to begin with and don't get food poisoning

0

cyanastarr t1_jcpo3tk wrote

Once I had food poisoning and my then boyfriend said yea… you ate fried chicken out of a plastic bag… from a convenience store… in a laundromat.

He had a point.

3

NapperNotaDreamer t1_jcpon7e wrote

Nah I’ve got food poisoning three times from three completely different scenarios. Guess I can’t escape it. 😭

0

KirisLeftButtcheeck t1_jcppfio wrote

I can say the same thing about my roommate who had scabies once and is now constantly paranoid about getting it again lmao

0

markp88 t1_jcpq2dr wrote

Replying to GlazedSpam (#2,261,140)

A few weeks into living on my own for the first time, I dropped and smashed a jar of jam. Being excessively thrifty, I tried to recover as much of the jam as I could.

Given it was crunchier than before, and I had a sore throat afterwards, I conclude that this as not a great idea.

1

TheSandyman23 t1_jcpqtx8 wrote

I only avoid the specific foods that got me sick. Anything else is still fair game.

0

Waydarer t1_jcpr1mp wrote

My father routinely, and proudly eats expired food. He has the worst stomach issues of anyone I know.

I tried to help him clear out the expired and very clearly bad food, and he started eating it in front of me like a deranged old man.

He shat himself later that day.

13

clearcontroller t1_jcpr8dh wrote

Lol I'm aware of what I'm allergic to/causes me to get poisoned and eat it anyway lol

0

J662b486h t1_jcpriec wrote

Replying to FuenteFOX (#2,260,692)

I had a strange experience with, of all things, Planter's Dry Roasted Peanuts (a common thing in the U.S.). I had bought a jar to munch on but a few hours after I'd had my first handful I got pretty bad diarrhea. I didn't associate it with the peanuts but a few days later when I had another handful the same thing happened. I still couldn't believe it was due to the peanuts, but I hadn't had anything else that day that was remotely unusual so I kind of laid off them for a couple weeks.

Then one night before bedtime I was really hurting for a snack and I just couldn't believe a jar of dry-roasted peanuts could really cause food poisoning so I had a couple more handfuls. Woke up in the middle of the night the sickest I've ever been - sat on the toilet for ten minutes, when I got up the room was spinning and I just wrapped myself in my bathrobe and curled up on the bathroom tile floor hoping either it would end or I would die. I thought I'd had food poisoning before but those were just a few bouts of diarrhea - I've never experienced something like this. So anyway yeah, I don't touch the dry roasted peanuts anymore.

1

Oden_son t1_jcprolk wrote

Its worse having the sense of humor of a middle schooler. The only thing that feels worse than shitting and throwing up at the same time is laughing while you do it

5

ITguyBlake t1_jcptl9f wrote

I got bad lettuce at Taco Bell... IDK if it counts because I avoid that one, but still eat Taco Bell in general

−1

Imperterritus0907 t1_jcpttgd wrote

Most food poisoning claims are BS. Quite often it’s just that your stomach didn’t quite agree with what you ate at a certain time. Protein powder sometimes wrecks me too, some others I digest it just fine. Bananas and almonds were awful for my stomach for the longest time, now I’m 150% fine with them. Not everything’s a bloody allergy or food poisoning.

−3

ZeroBrs- t1_jcpy7ma wrote

Replying to Holiday_Chemistry_72 (#2,260,713)

yeah another little story is i used to have a 3 dollar movie theater near me or maybe it was 4 anyways real cheap it even had date night discounts but they had these hotdogs for $1 they were great and delicious but every time you ate one you'd get stomach problems like actual stomach aches every time without fail and even the runs at times but it was so cheap and tasty and you were at the movies me and several friends said fuck it most of the time.

4

busyvish t1_jcpz6au wrote

Replying to Holiday_Chemistry_72 (#2,260,713)

Yep. Totally true. I lived in usa for like 6 years. Got used to the water and food there. Whenever id comeback home it would be a full on feast mode. No care in the world what i am eating as long as i am eating. Every fricking time i got food poisoning. Diarehha was constant. You know how would respond. "Yayyyyy, i can eat more!!!"

6

IgnitionPenguin t1_jcpz6tw wrote

I dunno about that. I believe the French have a saying along the lines of “lovers of good food just accept they will get very sick once or twice a year.” I got MEGA sick from some oysters in Japan once 20yrs ago. Like… coming from both ends and out of commission for 48hrs. And I don’t think I even gave having oysters again a second’s hesitation like a couple weeks later.

Edit: I might be misremembering an Anthony Bourdain quote: “Good food and good eating are about risk. Every once in a while an oyster, for instance, will make you sick to your stomach. Does this mean you should stop eating oysters? No way.”

−1

newtonbase t1_jcq1f7n wrote

Over 21 years since I had food poisoning the night before flying home from holiday and I've not gone near chorizo since.

0

Echolmmediate5251 t1_jcq7ez3 wrote

I threw up my favorite cereal when I was 8: Lucky Charms. Haven’t wanted them since.

0

theangelok t1_jcq9ydz wrote

That's only partly true. I can no longer eat shrimps, but I still eat Cambodian food whenever I can.

1

RxWest t1_jcqawgl wrote

Replying to Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz (#2,263,521)

I feel for you. I've gotten sick from sushi once, but it wasn't due to food poisoning

Me and my significant other got this "boat" of sushi she swore that she was able to finish once with her mother

Turns out, my gf only eats the crunchy, fried rolls. 70% of it was just slabs of raw fish

I don't know how much raw fish I had eaten that day, but the car ride was enough to make me throw it up when I got home. Not fun and indeed pretty painful

1

Dirty_Rotten_Bastard t1_jcqcnqc wrote

Yeah nah, I have a friend who got food poisoning at McDonald’s twice and still eats there as far as I know

1

horkus1 t1_jcqhldl wrote

Replying to FuenteFOX (#2,260,692)

Yeah, for me it was the very famous sub sandwich place we all know. It’s been 12 years and i still can’t even stand to watch their commercials.

I did try—once—to walk into one just to get a drink. As soon as I crossed the threshold and smelled the bread, I turned around and practically ran back out. My entire body said, “Nope. Never again.”

2

horkus1 t1_jcqhzjf wrote

Replying to aledba (#2,262,234)

I will remain forever grateful that the toilet in my house at the time was located right next to the bathtub. I was stuck there for hours but at least the setup accommodated both ends.

I still hate you, famous sub sandwich place.

7

cabalavatar t1_jcqlwr4 wrote

You'd think so, but some stubborn people don't learn lessons even the hard way. My dad still trivializes salmonella, listeria, etc. by deriding food safety habits (handwashing, wiping surfaces, bleaching cutting boards) even though he's been hospitalized for contracting a foodborne illness. Mind you, he was out after one night, but that doesn't justify trivializing the incident.

1

SopranoSunshine t1_jcqo26f wrote

This is literally me to a t. 😭

I got salmonella poisoning once from a Sweet Tomatoes the night before a Disney trip when I was 6 years old. The next morning I spent the entire day with a fever and just feeling all around terrible. I even remember throwing up a little bit on the bus on the way to school, crying and not wanting to tell anyone because I was afraid that my family wouldn't let me go to Disney world.

Cue me throwing up in the park around sunset. I was so sick I honestly don't even remember how we got from the park back to the cabin at fort wilderness. My grandma laid down with me on the pullout couch and I remember watching "Cats Don't Dance" on the TV. After about 15 minutes I tried to wake her up because I knew I was going to throw up again. She didn't wake up on time and I projectile vomited all over the bed, all over myself and all over the stuffed animals I had bought from the park earlier that day. My sister still makes fun of me for it. But it's not like I didn't try to help the situation. I have CP so I couldn't just get up and run to the bathroom to throw up. I more or less puked in the bed because my grandma refused to wake up and help me. It was a pretty truamatic experience for first grade me. But my dad drove 2 hours to make it to Orlando to come see me and then he and his girlfriend bought me all kinds of toys from the gift shop to cheer me up.

To this day I don't eat at buffets. I'm selective of what I eat and from which restaurants I choose to eat. I even try to avoid chicken if I can help it. Salmonella poisoning is awful and it could even be fatal in a young children or older individuals. I'm lucky I didn't wind up in the hospital. I'm glad the pandemic more or less put an end to buffet style restaurants because they should never exist to begin with. They are a hotbed for food poisoning.

2

elcapkirk t1_jcqpmli wrote

Spoken like someone who hasn't lived long, or got food poisoning when they were a kid

1

Luddites_Unite t1_jcqtv9f wrote

One thing I will say is that you'll probably never eat the thing you got food poisoning from again. For me it was frozen mini pizza at a hockey game. That happened 27 years ago and I've never eaten a frozen mini pizza since.

The sickest I've ever been in my life and it could only be described as a three day decent into hell followed by a 2 day journey back out. By the time it was done I was so sore from puking I couldn't stand up straight. I would sip warm water so I would have something to throw up because the dry heaves hurt too much.

1

WhatYouExpect514 t1_jcqx7fd wrote

Me personally I 100%agree easily some of the worst pain I've every experienced.

1

ledow t1_jcqyuqd wrote

Replying to SNRatio (#2,260,783)

Yep.

A few times I've been ill and thought "Ah, it must have been..." and then realised that there was basically no time in which that could have taken effect - and re-eating that same meal had no effect.

I don't get ill often so it really sticks out in my mind and I try to find the cause and it's basically never attributable to food.

Part of that is because I cook everything "properly" (by which I mean, fuck your still-bloody steaks, if it hasn't changed colour all the way through it's going back on the heat) but also that I preserve my food well (freezing, refrigeration, keeping it sealed, etc.) and I avoid dodgy food (e.g. seafoods unless frozen and then well-cooked).

I have even once or twice taken to literally listing everything I'd eaten in the last few days, as far as memory will serve, and eliminating them as often I still have that food around... and I re-eat it and don't get a recurrence.

Sometimes it's nothing to do with your food, and sometimes people think it can't be anything to do with their food and it was from food from weeks ago.

−1

MIBlackburn t1_jcr1vn9 wrote

Sushi for me.

Made it awkward when I was at a party at the Japanese embassy a decade ago and what seemed to be the only food on offer was sushi. Saw another guest with some tempra chicken and found out there was one piece on every platter when taken out so I waited by the door for the next one to come.

The sushi looked great but I didn't want to trigger any gag reflex in front of an ambassador!

1

wolyniec95 t1_jcr2es2 wrote

Its like some lactose intolerant people that just cant say no to having cheese n the consequences be damned

3

Waveyhs t1_jcr2f4t wrote

We all know that person who eats 2000 calories of garbage at a restaurant, has 8 beers, Wakes up saying they have food poisoning... Every damn time...

2

Searchingforgoodnews t1_jcr9wbz wrote

You should try 3 ballerina tea, holy moly. I drink that tea when I'm beginning a diet and the swet, belly ache and sitting is amazing. I read that human body can hold up to 7kg in faces and I didn't believe that until the first time I drank that tea.

0

XQCirl t1_jcrbepd wrote

Lies. I'll always brave that too old pizza or garlic bread slice.

1

Galath001 t1_jcrh5wt wrote

I literally got food poisoning last night… are you watching me or something?

1

MrL-B t1_jcrl3up wrote

I ate a burger from an AW spot, it tasted good but man I regret not examining my food the burger was undercooked and spent hours blowing up my toilet and puking the worst experience ever, I never went back to that place. Was sick for probably a week or two and I missed school too.

Nowadays I am very cautious of any burgers from any place, I am actually glad that certain places over cook some burgers just a touch, I feel safer cause you can always slap sauce on the patty.

Oh small update to my story forgot to mention it took me a long time to eat a burger again after that experience. Anytime someone would offer a burger I would shake and feel nauseated.

1

SpaceCheeseLove t1_jcrm83i wrote

I've gotten food poisoning every single time I've eaten Culvers (tried it in different states too with the same result). I can finally say I won't eat there again.

1

Nofxthepirate t1_jcro0jx wrote

Replying to Holiday_Chemistry_72 (#2,260,713)

I was literally in the hospital twice in the last 2 months with food poisoning. After the first time I said never again, but I kept going to the place I suspected I got it from anyway and 2 weeks ago and it happened again. I haven't stopped eating out since then, just stopped going to that place.

1

roxannetheweird t1_jcrpk90 wrote

Replying to FuenteFOX (#2,260,692)

White Castle (1995)and Everclear (2007) Ate White Castle before going to a fair. Went on the tilt a whirl. Never ate onions again. Drank Everclear at a house party and puked in the bathtub. Frank I’m so sorry.

3

Mythril_Bahaumut t1_jcrr6xq wrote

Had food poisoning from subway one time... Been leery of anything chicken at subway since.

1

loveandrubyshoes t1_jcrrim9 wrote

Yes! Yes! Yes! I had food poisoning about 40 years ago.... been a self-appointed chief food health and safety inspector ever since.

4

loveandrubyshoes t1_jcrrqhd wrote

Heard someone say this about having had food poisoning and it described exactly how I felt when I had it:

"The first day you are so sick you are afraid that you will die. The second day you are so sick you are afraid that you won't."

4

pastorshrink t1_jcrrw70 wrote

I once got food poisoning at this Chinese buffet once. I went back a month later.

0

Rich_6281 t1_jcrsae1 wrote

Depends what you eat that got you food poisoning. Like if it’s a specific food in my case yellow dragonfruits, then yes they’ll probably stop since that fruit is known to cause bowel problems but if it’s a dish or food that was cooked improperly I’ll still eat it again just prepare and cooked right.

1

BummbleBee19 t1_jcrtmss wrote

As a person who hot food poisoning 3 times. I still don't give a f. I'm trying anything

0

TheJonnieP t1_jcrw9tg wrote

I had food poisoning once, and it almost killed me. I lived alone, and one of my friends had not been able to get ahold of me for a few days, so he became concerned. Came to my house and knew I was home because lights were on and he could hear my phone ringing. He looked through my kitchen window and saw me lying on the floor covered in my own filth. Kicked in my door and found me barely alive. Spent the next two weeks in the hospital recovering. The medical staff said it was the worst case of food poisoning they had ever seen and that I was only a few hours away from being dead.

2

High_Jumper81 t1_jcs28my wrote

Replying to ZeroBrs- (#2,260,675)

Right. My whole family got I’ll from a Carls Jr. near Los Banos. It took 25 years, but yep, I had a Carl’s Jr a few weeks ago in Oakland CA. I didn’t notice any increase in my toilet use that day.

1

HappyKathi t1_jcs9vz9 wrote

Yep. Any deli meat more than 5 days old gets pitched! Just not worth the risk…

1

Emevete t1_jcscws8 wrote

i actualy lost so many foods and drinks by poisoning... i can count dozens of them i cant even smell or look withount getting disgusted.. mayonnaise, lasagna, noodles, peanuts, carrots, coffee, wine, vodka... and the list goes on and on..

1

WeirdCreeper t1_jcspwtm wrote

Replying to SuperTaakot (#2,263,335)

Adhd, I miscalculated how long it sat in front of me before I put it in the fridge, it spoiled in front of me, I fridged it and bit into it the next day (it was tuna mayo onion salt and pepper mixed topped with cheese and pressed in a toasted sandwich maker between bread slices) thankfully I didn't reheat it else that poor microwave would've been a goner haha.... ah. As to your question the smell was faint, like it smelled less than what premade tuna stored in the fridge over night normally does, but the faint smell was different but not bad, like it didn't smell rotten eggs nowhere near that bad. the look was fine, the texture was the same as any, but the taste... unique as hell it was horrible and instantly the most punguently vile thing to ever cross into my mouth. I've never ate anything as horrible the only thing that even comes close is the smell of rotten moldy oranges... never tasted a rotten moldy orange but the taste of the tuna relates well to the smell of the rotten moldy oranges. Safe to say you're safe if you eat the tuna within an hour or two of uncanning it and if you had adhd don't trust your internal clock not to fail you. Surprisingly the taste was so unreasonably different I still love tuna.

2

JunkinJakeJones t1_jct27zx wrote

Say you never tripped shrooms in as many words as it takes to prove your square, ready? Go!

1

Holiday_Chemistry_72 OP t1_jcv7xmi wrote

Replying to JunkinJakeJones (#2,269,237)

I ate lemon rice( cooked) today and egg ( boiled), my colleague brought mutton ( tasted good) and puli sadam( tasted great), because I was feeling hungry I also ingested samosa ( triangular) and a cutlet ( circular). I hadn't pooped today ( no fibers in my food). Three hours after I ate I felt really nauseous and poopish, I thought I could hold it till I make it home, halfway home (in kilometres) I got too sick so I parked my car on the side of the road to puke( vomit) but it was too late, time was not my ally, I ended up barfing all over my stick shift( big flex) four times, the lime rice I ate came out in the same colour ( yellow), I felt a lot better after that, I feel feverish now

EXTREMELY succinctly, 30 to 40 people became intoxicated during a lunch at a restaurant in downtown Gubbio, apparently from fish crudities. And there was an explosion of fulminant and general diarrhea. Some people fainted from sickness and crapped their pants, others were shitting in every corner of the restaurant. Two drunkenly soaked people got behind the wheel to run home to take a shit: one rolled over and the other crashed into 3 cars, the intervening police found these with shit up to their shirts and inside the cars. Ambulances intervened. The echo of the events reached as far as the Marches.

1

AloneInFinland t1_jczf3gn wrote

I counter with the students living in accommodation at Glasgow caledonian University, who ate from the kebab shop on the corner every night they went drinking, and had horrendous food poisoning repeatadly untill after a few weeks it stopped effecting you...

1