That isn’t the answer we were hoping for, you can’t just throw fish in whatever water you find.

Yes, tipping a barber or hairdresser is pretty standard practice.

Oh, sure. Cheating on her mom and blowing up her whole family and potentially throwing her life deep into turmoil is a wonderful dad move because you feel bad now. Bro, what??

What part of cheating on her mom makes you a good father?

Why would her crying be normal? Does she usually cry?

At least you didn’t have to clean any dishes, technically it worked for that??

I knew someone who got rear-ended. It killed her instantly, snapped her neck. It doesn’t seem like you’re taking this seriously, and you’re going to end up killing someone if you don’t.

You’re going to ruin your life and all your relationships if you keep making excuses for your shitty behavior.

>How can I fix this if she can never forgive me?

I’ve unfortunately been in a similar position as she’s in. It’s not about forgiving you. She maybe has forgiven you. But you proved she can’t trust you, you won’t be there for her if and when she needs you. And if you can’t trust someone, you don’t have a future with them.

Isn’t opening someone else’s mail a crime or something??

>between angry voice "you dont need it and wont get it" and "you ruined your christmas present" there should have been a more subtle middleway

I think you missed part of the post? Cause she’d already had to tell him twice before the two you mentioned, brushing it off as “You already have one, your coat is fine, you don’t need a new one.”

Then have the conversation instead of going to cheat?

You don’t consider going on dates and actively looking for a new partner while in a committed monogamous relationship to be cheating?

Why the fuck are you being racist and hitting little girls?

… Yikes

Does this other person not also have bills to pay?

Seriously. Imagine thinking that everybody else around you needs to be miserable too and considering that a win.

I think you misunderstood, he said that because there was a delay getting a new one, it messed with her hormones.

Aren’t those glasses really expensive? Why would you not tell them?

I’m surprised she wasn’t in a lot more pain, that shit hurts.

… Did you think she just accidentally got wires inside her body somehow? It didn’t occur to you that if they were there at all, it’s probably for a reason?

Or someone who’d been a fwb or something, people still have sex outside being in a relationship.

… You are aware pregnancy can happen outside of marriage, yes? Like fertility doesn’t only kick in once you’re legally married.

… That’s literally not how any of this works

… This just made it so much worse, dude.