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ZarosRunescape t1_j6jr12r wrote

Ive seen this before but instead it was:

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Half a worm in your apple

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust

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BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6kxwam wrote

What's worse than the Holocaust?

Finding a quarter of a worm in your apple

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AnnoyingCrow998 t1_j6mrax4 wrote

What's worse than finding a quarter of a worm in your apple?

Finding a mine thats activated in your apple.

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Stravven t1_j6nlera wrote

A bit like the James May joke

What's worse to step on in the middle of the night than a lego brick?

A landmine.

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Boredummmage t1_j6l856a wrote

Feels like finding a worm in your poo would be a pretty bad day… finding several would be a really bad day.

Lol sorry worm’s reminded me of pups.

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MansfromDaVinci t1_j6l19qd wrote

"Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours! It's a slow, horrible death!"

"Well, at least it gets you out in the open air."

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unknowner1 t1_j6lmydn wrote

Or finding the girl of your dreams in the arms of some Scotsmen from Hull

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Dog_nappers_hun_x t1_j6js3i4 wrote

Finding your wife bent over in the Safeways car park getting gang banged by dutch lorry drivers

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DarkBladeMadriker t1_j6itydv wrote

Nope, I'm into that shit. I nut instantly.

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BlancSpzae t1_j6j00y1 wrote

This made me laugh more than the joke😂😂

take the downvote

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Accurate-Ad-9316 t1_j6jgqzm wrote

Have an upvote, first they came for the family unfirendly anti jokes and I can say I upvoted, and so on.

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justbiteme2k t1_j6j8wgk wrote

>What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your apple

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Oheligud OP t1_j6j9o9s wrote

I think I'd rather find half a worm in my apple than get stabbed.

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pjdueck t1_j6lohky wrote

So you find a half-worm in your apple and then you’re stabbed? Why take two hits?

Unless, of course, you meant that you’d rather have a half-worm THAN get stabbed… 🤔

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turbosliv t1_j6ivkfu wrote

Or a finding a face drawn on your penis.

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livinhope t1_j6jsr4v wrote

An Adams apple in your woman!

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tlimbert65 t1_j6ju68o wrote

Finding an apple in your worm?

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pee_diddy t1_j6na00u wrote

When a piano falls out of a tree on you

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nferguson225 t1_j6nh2kj wrote

This is the only reply in the thread that made me laugh!

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JoshB685 t1_j6kzz18 wrote

The Holocaust, of course!

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Bugtotes t1_j6m8u8a wrote

Still the holocaust

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mikeyshub t1_j6n4dzv wrote

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple ? Getting a blue screen in your Windows.

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j01wa t1_j6iueu0 wrote

I mean...that's...I...that is correct.

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BlancSpzae t1_j6j035c wrote

I'd rather get stabbed honestly

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Dafa7912 t1_j6jmcck wrote

Unless you are pimento.

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Ratbu t1_j6kksdc wrote

Yeah, but what's cooler than being cool?

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Wolfwerx t1_j6lh1d9 wrote

Seeing this joke for the millionth time?

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jon-chin t1_j6lhfv5 wrote

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

not finding the worm in your apple.

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Aeintz t1_j6lkg8y wrote

You got me

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NobodysList t1_j6lmut3 wrote

Finding one in your banana ......

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Isieis t1_j6m00pj wrote

r/tchnicallythetruth

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BLBJT94 t1_j6m0rhu wrote

Finding one in your man’s pants 😒

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lincruste t1_j6m1oqp wrote

Finding a half worm

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MemerTotalus t1_j6mao7w wrote

Finding a worm in your stomach

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thrwaway9932 t1_j6masit wrote

Finding a virus in your Apple device

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wharvey1983 t1_j6mqeds wrote

The apple is being sniffed by Biden

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Ravenwight t1_j6n0pt2 wrote

Finding an apple in your worm

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Stravven t1_j6nlbj3 wrote

What's worse than a hole in your shirt? A shirt in your hole.

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Freireisender t1_j6ozs35 wrote

Imagine, you are the worm... stabbed in the apple, or eaten alive.

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Happy-Farm109 t1_j6p10v2 wrote

What did the fish say when it hit the wall bam

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yonimh t1_j6ivi8f wrote

And what's worse than getting stabbed?

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neoprenewedgie t1_j6j9lt7 wrote

Finding half a worm in your apple.

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thereaverofdarkness t1_j6mfdj9 wrote

me as a kid wondering if half a worm is worse, does that mean you wish you had more worm? Would one and a half worms be better?

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thrwaway9932 t1_j6mbpul wrote

Getting stabbed and dying coz you couldn't get medical care in time...

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INAROS-RAMSES t1_j6j22ds wrote

Getting stabbed by the worm that’s in the apple

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