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Silt99 t1_j92ihyu wrote

In Germany we call them "Beamte"

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bjbigplayer t1_j92ouob wrote

Ex employees if they don't take the initiative to seek help for a sleep disorder. (apnea, narcolepsy, whatever) We do try to help them but if they don't resolve it they can't keep on working.

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Abides1948 t1_j92qlwu wrote

I've a specific team of 4 sales reps taking advantage of their narcolepsy to evade suspicion.

They're the Sleeper Sell.

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IdontWannaGroUp t1_j92tdyq wrote

We had a group of 4-5 guys go to MacDonald’s every morning after they clocked in. We called them the breakfast club.

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beautiful__demise t1_j92y42q wrote

My ex-boss fired me because I lacked the necessary vision to stay in the company.

I don’t see why she said that.

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rascible t1_j933nsq wrote

The California Department of Transportation

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Funny_Freedom7556 t1_j939iz0 wrote

i cannot even sleep well in my comfy bed, so i call them lucky sleepers

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OldElvis1 t1_j93h3qo wrote

Teamsters? Their logo is a horse which sleeps standing up

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angelerulastiel t1_j93sx1r wrote

Replying to IdontWannaGroUp (#1,861,231)

I worked at a counter service restaurant and a manager was required to enter discounts. Like the manager had to enter their PIN, not just get approval. BOTH of our managers on duty left to go get ice cream while on the clock. And I had a group with coupons come in.

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harshvibs13 t1_j94nc3i wrote

I'd say a divine team coz they might be meditating and u think that they are sleeping. Very bad..always see good in others.

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Fair-Button-1883 t1_j95dvgd wrote

After my first day I got a promotion. The boss said my snoring kept the rest of the employees awake

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soookla t1_j95e0i8 wrote

If they are caught, their boss would like them to be called (prison) cell mates.

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Seeker_00860 t1_j95gwev wrote

How many employees work in your company?

About one third.

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Burntlands1 t1_j972mui wrote

In NYS we had a joke, it was what is big orange and sleeps three? A New York State Thruway Authority truck

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gshndnjf t1_j97i2j4 wrote

Reminds me of a joke I once read:

An Irish construction foreman found one of his workers sound asleep on the job. He shook his head as he looked down at him:

“Sleep on, ya spalpeen. As long as yer asleep, ya got a job. But the second ya wake up, yer fired!”

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JustAnotherHooperYT t1_j9bjcrr wrote

That's what we do during our school projects. Only 50% of our grades. SMH

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