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SaulsAll t1_j4f99d8 wrote
Oof, landed right on the incline. Either needed less speed or a lot more.
Everexed t1_j4f9ca1 wrote
Sunshine Village. Us locals know that you roll the part he jumps off of and launch off the part where he turned into a scorpion. Good stuff
fukalufaluckagus t1_j4f9cwo wrote
Why did this reminded me of ski free
Shoopdawoop993 t1_j4f9tak wrote
"Not like that!"
sterfri99 t1_j4farc5 wrote
Oof, been there. Chin up and try again, OP’s friend!
berlinbargirl t1_j4fb7r3 wrote
Now teach him landing please.
Corelianer t1_j4fc1lu wrote
2 points for style
Super_Cheburek t1_j4fc900 wrote
Nailed the jump. And uuuh... not the landing
nooki1 t1_j4fe2ur wrote
Wow, I was worth waiting until he made it!
bnogal t1_j4ffrv0 wrote
I feel identified.
I stop trying it a long time ago. My leg took the decision.
Theepot80 t1_j4fg2y1 wrote
He masters the jump. Now for that landing…
Caramster t1_j4fg6u0 wrote
Faceplant AND The Scorpion?! You need to tell your friend to start out slow with the easier tricks.
SoulOfTheDragon t1_j4fic8j wrote
Ouch! Just the incorrect amount of speed for that specific drop. Landing on a flat, especilly with knees locked can f'up your legs.
Rcomian t1_j4fijr6 wrote
dammit, short loop. i was hoping for a nice wholesome progression, ending in success
HouseOfPanic t1_j4fjopg wrote
I kept expecting him to get a little bit better each time…
kokoronokawari t1_j4fmurv wrote
Shoes stayed on but skiis came off. Does that mean he lived?
Stichdoff t1_j4fnf79 wrote
Your friend went full scorpion. Respect.
SukyTawdry66 t1_j4fnlc9 wrote
My neck hurts watching this…
PartTimeBarbarian t1_j4fohnm wrote
On the incline? He went straight to flat and put his femurs in his boots.
FabulouslyFrantic t1_j4fopd0 wrote
Yeah, the 'knees locked' bit really made me cringe.
I don't know who these people are that don't know you flex your knees when landing any jump on any surface, but I feel sorry for them.
Tl;dr wear helmets and flex your knees!
pawnografik t1_j4fpc0e wrote
I like the way he keeps trying and finally gets it on the last one.
Amasterclass t1_j4fpnac wrote
Ouch! Landed on a horizontal spot, tell him to try again and pick up more speed before the getting air
Eroe777 t1_j4fqbwm wrote
“ABC’s Wide World of Sports. The thrill of victory. The agony of defeat.”
Scyxurz t1_j4fsgoh wrote
Took me 3 loops to figure out it was only 1 attempt
Gab71no t1_j4fsi5s wrote
Next time can only improve 😂
Jazz_Cyclone t1_j4fts5i wrote
He jumped at the top of the downhill part leading to the actual jump and landed on the uphill part of the ramp. He should have bent his knees and absorbed the little kicker zipped down the steep part and then off the ramp at the bottom.
Mr_Zaroc t1_j4fucvj wrote
He jumped too far, the spot where he landed was already going up for the next jump
patkgreen t1_j4fv7ho wrote
Yeah he landed right on the flat
SarcasticAssClown t1_j4fvdp6 wrote
r/bettereveryloop
somniumx t1_j4fvese wrote
I watched the first 10 fails, hoping for him to get better. Then I realized it's not going to happen...
winterborn t1_j4fvwr7 wrote
Full scorpion on his first try, nice!
_KeyError_ t1_j4fy0to wrote
I think he should learn to jump before learning to ski.
exrex t1_j4fynbc wrote
Because of the Yeti eating the friend after the 20th attempt?
EggMcFlurry t1_j4fyy7s wrote
Risk vs reward... Calculating... Calculating... Reward not found
ShiftlessGuardian94 t1_j4g03oc wrote
Please tell me you also posted this in R/fullscorpion
jamesGastricFluid t1_j4g09ao wrote
Oh. It's not a supercut.
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Boonlink t1_j4g2yw2 wrote
Thought I was going to see a montage of improvement but after 7 loops I just figures this guy is hopeless
jp2188 t1_j4g4y4k wrote
r/fullscorpion
nutano t1_j4g5bus wrote
There were no follow up jumps because his spine is fractured.
vetlemakt t1_j4g6d5m wrote
No, no, keep on watching. He gets it right on the end.
So worth the wait.
Mulligan315 t1_j4g6v28 wrote
Dentists love this one simple trick.
megamanTV t1_j4g7ggf wrote
RIP in peace knees
ClydeFrogsDrugDealer t1_j4g89zp wrote
OOOhhhh! Nice Scorpion technique!
lippity-lippity t1_j4g99rj wrote
rangeo t1_j4g9jep wrote
Nice Scorpian
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Soap10116 t1_j4ga5xb wrote
Overjumping the landing is why my knees hate me.
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cipi65 t1_j4gc8at wrote
This is not learning how to jump, this is learning how to break bones.
Chogo82 t1_j4gdv3b wrote
You go where you look
alexgritz6689 t1_j4gejes wrote
I think he's learning how not to jump.
kendalld27 t1_j4gj38a wrote
I love the effort
maxmojo2004 t1_j4gjf6k wrote
DoctorHathaway t1_j4gjlxk wrote
I’m not a big skier, but I think he messed up at the part where he landed with his face.
savage_slurpie t1_j4gkidd wrote
Next time take him to the terrain park so he has landing that aren’t flat.
alwaysuseswrongyour t1_j4glncb wrote
There is.
The_Riner t1_j4go10e wrote
Another new member for the Scorpion Club.
EVEseven t1_j4gpy8w wrote
I thought it was a collage of different attempts. Watched it repeat more times than I care to admit
Legchopper t1_j4gqtpv wrote
Lol, same here, thought he might improve…
theghostofgotti t1_j4grd5s wrote
Looks more like he's learning how to taste his own ass.
Fire_Mission t1_j4gu19w wrote
Jumping is good. Now to work on landing.
JustNothing5464 t1_j4gu31g wrote
Sometimes I think gifs should be pronounced gifts
MountainMoments t1_j4guml0 wrote
There is, it's just hard to see with the way the lighting is in the gif. This is at Sunshine Village resort in AB. Most folks hitting this little feature ski through where he took off (doing their best ti keep skis on the snow) and take off from where he landed.
thumpngroove t1_j4gvkc9 wrote
Yeah, only got half the scorpion!
Sorasyn t1_j4gy2pn wrote
* Knees have left the chat
randolph51 t1_j4gzvf3 wrote
Well, that WAS a good lesson right there.
noobtastic31373 t1_j4h04xs wrote
Yup, came off to fast and hit the next ramp, and too slow to clear it.
Mashy09 t1_j4h0w8s wrote
He should have bent his knees like sitting in a chair he could have survived
AzemadaiusKaiser t1_j4h2n10 wrote
Did you tell them to bend their knees?
coleburnz t1_j4h37nu wrote
This isn't funny. Tore my ACL on the slopes. I hope he's ok.
Mr_Zaroc t1_j4h5mim wrote
Now if he would clear that one too this would be an amazing jump
Badbeatboy t1_j4h7za2 wrote
Is this under the wildwood lift at Vail?
sonofthenation t1_j4h84sh wrote
…jumping right into an ambulance.
i_hate_patrice t1_j4h8l2w wrote
Reward: looks cool and you feel like you're being on X Games
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_j4hex72 wrote
Because in ski free, you ski and jump, which is what the player is doing in this video.
Digndagn t1_j4hfc11 wrote
Aw man I did this on an icy flat and chopped the backs of both arms with my snowboard when I scorpioned
ItsThaWolfe t1_j4hg5rl wrote
I watch this four times waiting to see the improvement before I realized that it was a 4 second gif.
Soulseek87 t1_j4hghax wrote
Is that Flumserberg (CH)?
Caramster t1_j4hhf28 wrote
Drainbownick t1_j4hk0gx wrote
And then relearning how to walk??
Seldinger_Technique t1_j4hkw1t wrote
Ugh. Almost went full scorpion
ballrus_walsack t1_j4hkxsf wrote
Don’t forget the ruptured Achilles’ tendon
charlie1murphy1 t1_j4hm6mi wrote
Nailed it.
are_we_there_bruh t1_j4hn08i wrote
r/fullscorpion
MrNobody312 t1_j4hn7ch wrote
Too far out too short. He landed on an incline.
Sight_Distance t1_j4hok3p wrote
I watched this for 10 minutes before I realized it was a short loop. All I could think was “this guy is not learning from his mistakes”.
DefiantDonut7 t1_j4hpnab wrote
For his next trick, he’s going to learn to eat via a tube
Softrawkrenegade t1_j4hqpuo wrote
Tips up !!!
redditretard34 t1_j4hqvpw wrote
The amateurs/novice level of how to jump with skies on.
smokerist t1_j4hs4u0 wrote
needed to send it a little less or alot more. can't land on the flats.
peterpnielsen t1_j4hslc4 wrote
Nailed it
sluttydinosaur101 t1_j4hvbr1 wrote
I'm on my way home as we speak from my first snowboarding experience in probably 6 years. There wasn't fresh powder, all the snow machines were on, and everything was icy as fuck. One of the guys I was with came out the womb with skis on and even he said it was like concrete. One guy smashed his head pretty good and I'm worried I might've broken my tailbone
kneel23 t1_j4hvejl wrote
My back hurts just looking at this
PuddleDuster t1_j4hxcm5 wrote
Looks like your friend had skittles for breakfast
RemusGT t1_j4hzv6e wrote
He could have broken his legs
DeTrotseTuinkabouter t1_j4i0qut wrote
Are you mentally challenged?
Djrobl t1_j4i1tff wrote
9.5 for landing
H2owo__ t1_j4i373k wrote
He should try out the kid park, it is very well made at sunshine
Xenodad t1_j4i3ztf wrote
Learning how to scorpion it seems…
CapnGrundlestamp t1_j4i8upx wrote
I watched this eight times in a row waiting for him to nail it.
BigDickHobbit t1_j4i90hm wrote
Is this Wawa chair at sunshine? If it is I have a home video somewhere of my father falling on that same little drop from roughly 20 years ago.
BigDickHobbit t1_j4i998f wrote
Fellow veteran of this little drop as well. I love how you can tell, as soon as he takes off, that he realizes his fuck up
ro_Han26 t1_j4iajvq wrote
Yep.🫠
DaveMash t1_j4ie7g7 wrote
r/fullscorpion
makeshiftballer t1_j4iebqx wrote
Sent her a LITTLE too hard there bud
Midwake t1_j4iemne wrote
This first attempt was pretty much the opposite of “easy style it”
keepyoureyeslow t1_j4ieqp0 wrote
rest in peace in peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
freedomofnow t1_j4ifrim wrote
He's like... Not learning at all! Fails every time.
JamesTKierkegaard t1_j4iggas wrote
I didn't realize it was a single loop. I watched it four times waiting for him to stick it.
maruffin t1_j4ih71t wrote
Dang! He keeps crashing over and over.
Hotnfeisty t1_j4ih9d1 wrote
gleneston t1_j4ihas1 wrote
Definitely sent it
itsthe90sYo t1_j4iirm5 wrote
/r/fullscorpion
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HonoraryTrickster t1_j4ikz5k wrote
sunshine village! I work here ☀️
cafebrad t1_j4ilvah wrote
Knees are for suckers anyways.
wubod t1_j4im4u0 wrote
I've definitely done this. That feeling when you know you've hit the jump too fast.
mohkamel91 t1_j4im4yz wrote
I hear cracking bones
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_j4indsa wrote
r/fullscorpion
cowardunblockme t1_j4iop69 wrote
Learning how to Scorpion
NeinLives125 t1_j4ip3pt wrote
MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN!!! MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN!!! IYKYK. Google it.
D3athShade t1_j4irmx1 wrote
Use your knees idiot!
monkey36937 t1_j4is71k wrote
Was the only one waiting for him stick the landing only to find out it was just a loop of him failing.
dippis98 t1_j4iu509 wrote
He succeeds in the end, just keep watching!
dippis98 t1_j4iua41 wrote
Nice video of his progress and glad to see him succeed in the end!
Guelph35 t1_j4ivf2e wrote
He knew how to jump. He just didn’t know how to land.
jdmorgan82 t1_j4iw9zm wrote
Nailed it.
Dyn085 t1_j4ix1r0 wrote
I watched this for a minute thinking he would get better with practice but it seems like he’s not learning his lesson.
Volatile-Bait t1_j4izyzh wrote
Your friend learning how NOT to jump.
VirusEnabled t1_j4j2s7e wrote
He's got brass balls... I'll give him that.
CinematicYeti9 t1_j4j3hx9 wrote
Wow, how many times did he crash in this video? Looks like he's up to 26 falls....nope, 27...
emeegee13 t1_j4j4zxj wrote
I didn’t even know scorpions could live in the snow
Let_Me_Get_Back_To_U t1_j4j5ijn wrote
I'd like to see evidence that he's learning.
AlvinAssassin17 t1_j4j6bgr wrote
Next well work on landing
Skitzofreniks t1_j4jcyni wrote
I Just went to sunshine for the first time in years yesterday and recognized this little cliff instantly.
I also remembered why I stopped going. lol
helixflush t1_j4jd9zw wrote
Story of my life tbh
martixy t1_j4jhnhc wrote
Oof, seeing him stiff as a board already on take off made me wince.
Skarrik t1_j4jiisz wrote
I just broke a bone watching this
RockhardJohnson t1_j4jj4z4 wrote
He pizza’d when he should’ve French fried and consequently had a bad time
read_eng_lift t1_j4jkz5w wrote
r/fullscorpion is a landing
un-sweetblackcoffee t1_j4jqfo7 wrote
They went full scorpion. Lord have mercy.
dwolf56 t1_j4jt6vb wrote
Now teach him how to land.
Vescend t1_j4jxpis wrote
Bend, your, knees.
Goddamn
ChiliPipe69 t1_j4jyroq wrote
He didn’t need those ankles anyway
titustheguy t1_j4jzjxu wrote
That’s right under the wawa chair at sunshine ? I’ve eaten shit off that drop a few times
jonboy333 t1_j4k0nx0 wrote
Full scorpion with skid!
Khazahk t1_j4l6p87 wrote
These "jumps" are really scary on skis. Once you've committed you just hope you have enough speed. Knowing how to bail really helps. You would think slower is better generally, but faster means you have more horizontal velocity so even if you overshoot your landing you will generally bail and slide/roll. Nothing scared me more skiing than falling straight down like a rock.
ImurderREALITY t1_j4mh45q wrote
He needs to play some Tiny Wings
Rootsinsky t1_j4oggjh wrote
I watched this like 15 times waiting for him to land it
Adiwik t1_j4v3tge wrote
Maybe go over at first and show him how it's done....
HalfDoctor t1_j4f874g wrote
Your friend won’t last long