Exactly

Man I don’t know how to treat water, do I be real mean to it? And replacing every 6 months seems like a waste of money I think I’d rather wait til Godzilla attacks us next time and run out before y’all do

We are neighborly just don’t leave your block

Doesnt last long enough between emergencies, we only get one disaster level event like once every 3 years

Thanks man, youtube has been my dad for a lot of crap but I’m actually going and looking for videos for help so I guess that’s somethin

Why is our story so common, it’s really not hard being a half decent parent. I have depression and I believe it’s because I’m disappointed being a good dad wasn’t harder. Like, why aren’t I craving meth and alcohol, why aren’t my wife and I beating each other to a pulp.

My mom would dip across the street to the bar and stay there til like 2am but at least we were home and it was across the street, my dad would leave me somewhere without telling me he’s headed to Delaware for the weekend

It’s all good, I’m a much better dad than he was and that makes me proud

We knew he was a degenerate as kids, well I did the others were oblivious. I can’t even say my dads name without Italian dudes following me after. Seriously that’s not a joke, I was in college and someone asked what my dads name was because my last name is kinda prominent around here and the next day some dude named Liuzi or whatever was waiting outside my school asking where he was and I gave him his exact location because fuck him. He messed with the bikers, the IRA, the unions, we had dudes snorting coke off dollar store monkey placemats at our kids table for dinner. I’m getting riled up because I hated my dad and the day he died is coming up fast so I’m kinda rambling. He charged his friends to rape my 4 year old sister, tried drowning me in a toilet then a pool knowing I couldn’t swim, tried stabbing my brother, tried electrocuting my mom. God I wish I coulda been what killed him.

When it was a horse track my dad used to leave me outside in a mercury monarch with the windows down and a promise he will be right back

Uh oh, no way in or out of Frankford, the zombies are gonna take over

No, WE get it. As a society we do not get it yet.

I’m gonna spray paint the word Gooch on the side or something and single handedly ruin this neighborhood, myah!

I’m waiting til my son can drive in a couple of years now, I should probably move it around before then tho

I bought a second car before the pandemic because I needed it and I haven’t had to drive more than a couple of times in 3 years now so mine just sit there

He’s moving as soon as he’s not mayor

“Look at them down there, they look just like ants”.
“They ARE ants”

I’m so much more worried about ghost kitchens

I imagine Michelangelo tying off his arm to main some pizza sauce

It’s always a Dougherty in the union causing trouble, friggin iron workers union were beating people up tied to chairs and shit

Wage tax should only apply to top 10% of earners

Why ain’t you runnin

I’m a full PTSD’d disabled military millennial and wouldn’t work for $25k a year

My great grandpop worked there, my uncle told me he would bring chocolate home every day for the grandkids and it explains why my mom and uncles are so fat

I want someone to vandalize it and have it say John