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LFKhael t1_j6nv7qs wrote
They should have made the truck more narrow. There's not enough parking.
/s
AbsentEmpire t1_j6nvj6t wrote
Cars parked illegally should be automatically towed, it's a blight on the city that imposes on everyone else all so that one asshole didn't have to walk more than a block.
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Adventurous_Key3647 OP t1_j6nw7hw wrote
Of all things I wish I could do out of the entire harry potter series; it would be that one scene where the busdriver shrinks the double decker to squeeze between traffic. If I had that ability I would be fine with not being able to Ingota Leviosa or whatever.
ratmoustache t1_j6nwggg wrote
shoulda nudged by, the thin sheet metal on the compact car doesn’t stand a chance to the gauge of the hydraulics & lift gate on that lil trash truck.
Adventurous_Key3647 OP t1_j6nwz7p wrote
Lmao! fucking reddit I swear.... Yup, legally parallel park just to grab a coffee and forget to feed the meter? PPA is hellfire on your ass. Assholes like pictured above? PPA is sleeping like a baby.
DeltaNerd t1_j6nxz0z wrote
It's a Philly thing to park on the sidewalk
DeltaNerd t1_j6ny4a2 wrote
You should see North Philly, it's bad
rollingstoner215 t1_j6nywpy wrote
Garbage trucks need to be able to nudge/ram/destroy illegally parked in their way
FordMaverickFan t1_j6nzs38 wrote
If only we invented some kind of truck that could tow cars that are parked incorrectly.
We could even give it a creative name like "scoopy doopy takey trucky' or something.
We might even have some really unlikable government agency that the Commonwealth had to take over due to corruption or some guy named Blew Lum to take the cars.
Oh well maybe next life people will be held accountable for their actions.
Forkiks t1_j6o04lt wrote
Sanitation workers should have a ‘tow now’ capability…take pic of the situation to prove the trash truck / car issue and get the car towed now by a tow truck. It’s a critical issue on trash days.
hdhcnsnd t1_j6o2bc8 wrote
Mandatory flipping sidewalk cars into the street
Brraaap t1_j6o3i5j wrote
If the block isn't metered or permitted the PPA won't be there
Glystopher t1_j6o3yw5 wrote
At insane speeds no less they squish the bus! Perfect for philly lol
ReturnedFromExile t1_j6o5nav wrote
Can’t tow without police ticketing. Police won’t ticket because police don’t show up.
crispydukes t1_j6o60w4 wrote
I'm confused at the issue. Please explain.
animeiscartoons t1_j6o6mr3 wrote
Trash truck cannot make the turn down the street bc their backswing will hit the car parked on the sidewalk
Hib3rnian t1_j6o7my0 wrote
Billed to the car owner 👍
shakethatnastybutt t1_j6o7uz8 wrote
That looks like Tasker St. Am I wrong?
DrJawn t1_j6o7vdv wrote
There's 2 hr signs in the picture
DrJawn t1_j6o7x41 wrote
Right turn unavailable
Marko_Ramius1 t1_j6o7ygj wrote
This is the one thing I never understood about the PPA. I get they're a state-run organization, but they only have jurisdiction over like half of the city? I know people can sign up blocks to be enforced by the PPA, but it just makes 0 sense
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uptown_gargoyle t1_j6o9itf wrote
As Philadelphian as garbage and murder and soft pretzels
hashtag_n0 t1_j6oaq0w wrote
Septa as well
Fabulousness13 t1_j6oavja wrote
And the person will be complaining about all the trash not being picked up! Asshole move your damn car
joshuaklinger t1_j6obp0e wrote
Philadelphia acts like there are no cities in the world who have figured out to be a big city without parking being so fucked up.
LabLawyer t1_j6oca9j wrote
Blew Lum 🤣
Finger_Gunnz t1_j6octdo wrote
“These trash men are so lazy.”
-clueless person
Wu-Tang_Killa_Bees t1_j6ocv9t wrote
This is exactly what I complained about the other day. PPA has nothing to do with public safety/service, just revenue generation
Icyyflame t1_j6od76e wrote
I don’t know why you got downvoted because I didn’t understand the issue either. The caption made it seem like the truck couldn’t get down the block that it’s coming from or something.
darwinpolice t1_j6ods1g wrote
Absolutely. Trash connection is one of the most important functions of city government, and impeding it should be met with a significant fine.
Johnchuk t1_j6oe2vc wrote
What about dedicated bus lanes?
solipsisticsundays t1_j6oelsq wrote
Print this image out and put it on everyone’s door so they know why their trash didn’t get picked up. That or pallet jack that shit into the street.
alittlemouth t1_j6oevox wrote
This is hilarious
CatByAnyNameBeAsFluf t1_j6oez7w wrote
License plate pics or it didn’t happen!
solipsisticsundays t1_j6of4sf wrote
People would still use them unless physical infrastructure prevented cars from entering it. People still double park in those red painted lanes on chestnut and walnut. It’s basically the equivalent of drivers in the green painted bike lanes. We can’t have nice things in this city because: cars (among other things).
TheTwoOneFive t1_j6of58z wrote
Heck, automated enforcement of certain parking infractions (e.g. parked in a bus lane/bus zone) can be done fairly easily with cameras on buses and would likely be a program that would fund itself and the city refuses to even do something like that.
ChemicalCollection55 t1_j6og312 wrote
Seriously
mexheavymetal t1_j6og783 wrote
No it’s not, it’s a moron thing to park on the side walk. On one side you’re impeding traffic that could include emergency vehicles, sanitation, or public transportation. On the other side you’re impeding pedestrian trafficking and handicapped mobility. Parking on the sidewalk has narcissistic main character vibes and I hope they get keyed or scuffed for parking like that.
DeltaNerd t1_j6oh6v3 wrote
I don't think the PPA will ever care to ticket it if it's not in their patrol zone.
LFKhael t1_j6ohqsk wrote
Ding ding ding.
Cars do not follow any rules based on customs or signage. The only correct approach is physical.
SouthPhilly_215 t1_j6ohwv3 wrote
Build more parking garages for neighborhood use.
mattjh t1_j6oie6z wrote
Yup. Same with litter. You just get the Philly Shrug response. I was just up in Brooklyn where there is literally a million more people and I saw none of these parking/trash problems. I wasn't just in the bourgeois hyper-gentrified areas either.
Dwarf_Killer t1_j6oiw7b wrote
East of broad st and Erie is so annoying af. The sidewalk is just a parking lot. The only reason I don't like riding a bike down there.
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WhereDaHinkieFlair t1_j6oke3o wrote
If its a blight on the city that means its happening everywhere, right? Then if everyone couldn't park illegally then it wouldn't be as simple as parking a few blocks away.
There arent enough parking spots for everybody based off the density, which is why there is so much illegal parking. Its not just laziness.
DeltaNerd t1_j6oktq1 wrote
Don't forget poop and piss on the MFL
ylli101 t1_j6ol353 wrote
Or even parking in a 2hr FREE zone for over 5minutes and PPA is ready to give you a $36 ticket meanwhile people park in bike lanes, on the street or the sidewalk and nothing
Character_Macaron133 t1_j6olghs wrote
I live on a tight street in fishtown and this asshole always parks his truck in the middle of the street blocking sanitation. Also on another note last week I saw the recycling guys just toss trash in the back….🤦♂️
NonIdentifiableUser t1_j6olszx wrote
This would just encourage more assholes to hoard more cars they don’t drive, or to continue to purchase unnecessarily large vehicles, both of which are a huge part of the issue.
bda22 t1_j6olttk wrote
parking like an asshole - It's a philly thing
NonIdentifiableUser t1_j6omaha wrote
Ok but the solution isn’t to just shrug and accept things like having to walk your kid in the fucking street because some jerkoffs in Dodge Rams or BMWs have blocked three of the 4 crosswalks. Other cities have similar density and don’t have this issue.
GodLikesToParty t1_j6on2zx wrote
Got my vote
pookypocky t1_j6oo83f wrote
You're not!
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LaPyramideBastille t1_j6or4x9 wrote
Paint thinner, slingshots, and 3/4" ball bearings will fix that
crispydukes t1_j6ordi2 wrote
Sweet, thanks! Not sure why the downvotes, though.
Scumandvillany t1_j6orif7 wrote
mandatory
crispydukes t1_j6ork7h wrote
I agree. The scenario was not immediately obvious to me, so I asked for clarification.
There are reasons why I'm not a truck driver.
whatisevenleft t1_j6os3oq wrote
I wish they would just scrape up the car but it might damage the trash truck.
CRolandson t1_j6othin wrote
I’ve never seen a trash truck that looks like that in Philly
Zariman-10-0 t1_j6otooj wrote
Trash trucks should have a cow-catcher for this reason. You wanna park like a jackass? Find your shitbox upturned and reduced to metal spaghetti five blocks down
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cpc2027 t1_j6ouoas wrote
Sunday I had to get off a bus because someone was parked illegally and the bus couldn’t turn 😔
Little_Noodles t1_j6ouvrs wrote
You’re not entirely wrong, but my neighbors up the street regularly park dangerously into the intersection when there is ample and abundant parking literally just on the other side of the other end of the block (so, block and a half to two blocks walk maximum).
Neighbors on this end of my block meanwhile, park in front of curbcuts to avoid walking across the street when they can see parking half a block away.
Some people that are currently fucking up would make better choices if presented with good options. But some people are actually that lazy and disinterested in their neighbors’s safety and well-being
WhereDaHinkieFlair t1_j6ov3da wrote
Ok, but what is the solution? Towing every illegally parked car is just a bandaid, and it is just going to piss off the people who live there and make spots harder to come by everywhere. The only real solution to the problem is either less cars or more parking. Not just "stop being lazy".
JoeMarini t1_j6ov7a2 wrote
wish they would of fucked up their car
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LFKhael t1_j6ovfmg wrote
I hate the rabbit hole you just sent me down.
Knightwing1047 t1_j6ovq6n wrote
One thing I learned living in this city for the last few years, despite being called the “city of brotherly love” it’s also the city of “me first”. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve found an appreciation for this place, it’s home. I’ve met a lot of good people, but there are some people that are either just painfully oblivious to those around them, or so self centered that they don’t care enough to have any foresight as to how they’re affecting others.
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Filthydelphila t1_j6ox816 wrote
It's technically a recycle truck... but the city doesn't recycle. So may as well let the fleet go to waste.
bmotmfb t1_j6oy69q wrote
Run for mayor on that platform. I’ll vote for you
Shrewlord t1_j6ozfpo wrote
They should be able to usut push the car. Start giving them car plows in front. Let them damage these cars.
sdaidiwts t1_j6oziv7 wrote
There are smaller ones. They used it to pick up trash when I lived in Manayunk.
Strawb3rry_Slay3r666 t1_j6p0214 wrote
Good grief the entire side street next to me has cars on the sidewalk on both sides, you’re forced to walk in the street, which is slighting curved, so your always running the risk of getting run over
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thalience t1_j6p1h84 wrote
Tow aggressively enough, and there will be less cars one way or another.
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nankles t1_j6p27ev wrote
Call the PPA on their asses:
215-683-9775
Obligatory fuck the ppa and all that but this is what they are for.
point_breeze69 t1_j6p2a6d wrote
Fuck it just hit the car.
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Ng3me t1_j6p3yte wrote
Septa too.
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SouthPhilly_215 t1_j6p4sd7 wrote
Well the reality is, more than half of the people who bike or scooter to work from time to time call Ubers or drive when the weather is not to their liking. The number of die hard brave the weather types is not a large enough percentage of existing population. Its hit a ceiling. I frankly don’t blame people who don’t wanna show up at the office wet or overly perspired.. Or don’t wanna deal with sleet, ice, snow, etc..
SBRH33 t1_j6p5ab1 wrote
The driver could make a left then back the truck down the street.
AbsentEmpire t1_j6p73u8 wrote
It's because District Council members are cowards who'd rather let a loud minority of obnoxious fucks dictate parking policy in the city, rather than handle it themselves.
AbsentEmpire t1_j6p7irq wrote
Or harsh enforcement. Equip every bus with traffic cameras and every car that blocks the bus or parks illegally gets a $1000 fine and 2 points on their license. Failure to pay it results in automatic loss of license and car getting impounded.
AbsentEmpire t1_j6p8nji wrote
Correct, the solution is less demand for cars overall.
The real solution is not just towing enforcement for illegal parking, which needs to happen anyway, but also setting the price to park to match the level of demand.
As you pointed out above there are not enough parking spots in the city, and building more parking isn't realistically possible, nor would it ever solve the problem.
This means that street parking follows a classic economics problem known as the tragedy of the commons. The solution to which is to apply a price metric that reflects the supply and demand levels. The solution to not enough free street parking to make parking cost more money until the price results in the demand level matching or slightly falling below the level of supply.
AbsentEmpire t1_j6p8zo3 wrote
Do both, the ultimate get fucked to people who do this.
AbsentEmpire t1_j6p9mjn wrote
Not going to work if you're giving the spaces away for free and not enforcing illegal parking with automatic towing and expensive fines.
Additionally who's properties are going to be eminent domained and demolished to make room for the parking garage? Should we start with yours?
AbsentEmpire t1_j6p9u2u wrote
Everyone on the block should just start dumping their trash in the asshole's truck since he seems to want the job.
heatherplants t1_j6p9xdb wrote
I wish they would start towing abandoned/never used cars! There are at least two on my block and one is a gargantuan old Lincoln that takes up two spots, which often translates into four spots when dicks park super far away from it but not far enough away that even a small car such as mine can fit in. Also I wish work trucks weren’t allowed overnight parking on my block. That would clear up a lot of spots and there would be less intersection and sidewalk parking. I know that some of my neighbors have two cars plus a work vehicle. It’s ridiculous.
glavinitis t1_j6pcuqs wrote
It's all ball bearings these days
vv920 t1_j6pdzbm wrote
Illegal parking is rampant around where I live. After calling PPA numerous times, with seemingly no results, we were finally able to connect with a supervisor. It was his recommendation to contact 215-683-9773 since it’s recorded. We’ve been using that number ever since, and miraculously, cars seem to get ticketed now. It’s been over a month now, and illegal parking on our block seems to be getting better.
DisciplineShot2872 t1_j6pe16g wrote
Only two? There are four, if not five, on my block! At the moment, there's still enough parking but several homes are being rehabbed right now. If they don't have rear parking the pressure is going to increase soon.
Thee_Autumn_Wind t1_j6pe21o wrote
Where’s the Mandatory 4K fella?
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heatherplants t1_j6phpsr wrote
At least 2. I’m sure there are more but I haven’t obsessively observed every single car within a block of my house. Plus there’s one “work truck” that the self proclaimed mayor of my block had parked in front of my house for months until he moved it a few doors down in front of his house months ago and clearly isn’t used for any work. It hasn’t moved since then. I’m over it.
DisciplineShot2872 t1_j6phzms wrote
That sucks! I walk my dog twice a day, and there's only parking on one side, so I've gotten pretty familiar with them over the last year. It started with the one right next to mine, and I started actively looking after that. All four tires being flat is a dead giveaway.
shakethatnastybutt t1_j6pi1w5 wrote
Lots of dopes parked out there 😆
ChuanFa_Tiger_Style t1_j6pj4yv wrote
It’s a horrific job. I know someone that lost a body part to one of those trucks.
heatherplants t1_j6pjgpn wrote
Yeah there was one car at the end of my long block (a spot which I’d happily take after a hard day of work) that was literally on a jack for months. The tire was eventually changed and it hasn’t moved for more months.
dc122186 t1_j6nv05n wrote
Hmmm... Sure looks like a PPA ticket you got there yourself