Submitted by nickrac t3_120qeqn in Connecticut
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blizzacane85 t1_jdimzi1 wrote
Still Revolutionary
kingdom_tarts t1_jdipg4m wrote
Rest stop ahead, closed most of the time
860glass t1_jdiqfkv wrote
“Connecticut: at least there’s no gators 🤷♂️ “
fyrie t1_jdiqpse wrote
The best attraction in all of CT is Modern Pizza. Fight me!
1mJustALurk3r t1_jdiqq1x wrote
The attractions were inside our hearts all along.
Justinontheinternet t1_jdirz2k wrote
The state of highway construction and bumper to bumper traffic
vitalvisionary t1_jdisos7 wrote
Hey! We have Mark Twain's old house! And some nice art museums! Ummm... is Peabody still under renovation? Mystic is a fairly decent aquarium! Then... hmmmm... it's very pretty in the fall!
Oh yeah and we have a lot of new breweries! Hope you like IPAs...
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jon_hendry t1_jdiuu1j wrote
It’s not the gators you need to worry about.
mkt853 t1_jdivrz2 wrote
Just like the Welcome Centers. Who says we are cold, unfriendly, and unwelcoming?
mkt853 t1_jdivvf9 wrote
Find Your Vibe
cardinals5 t1_jdiw7zb wrote
Fighting is just how you say hello in Jersey.
hymen_destroyer t1_jdiw88r wrote
No one thinks of Connecticut as a tourist destination. And that's a good thing imo
lost_in_connecticut t1_jdiwfw4 wrote
It’s the skunk apes, isn’t it?
Edit: from swamp apes to skunk apes because apparently I have Florida brain this afternoon.
mkt853 t1_jdiwoh3 wrote
I mean half the people that live here don't even seem to want to be here, let alone tourists.
wydellasaurus t1_jdix4fx wrote
Are you talking about the humans that live there?
iSheepTouch t1_jdixn2m wrote
Connecticut traffic isn't shit. Anywhere with actual attractions is going to have way more traffic than anywhere in this state.
sagetraveler t1_jdixxtl wrote
Translation: If you're from Mass or NY, we don't want you here, keep driving.
hymen_destroyer t1_jdiyart wrote
Yes, those people are called "children"
Source: grew up here and hated it, later realized how much everywhere else also sucks
mgr86 t1_jdiyd2m wrote
I believe you have to pay tens of thousands of dollars to get your store or attraction on those signs. I used to work at a chain restaurant just off of I-80 when I was in college. (This was in PA). We were not on the sign informing drivers that they could get off and stop at our restaurant. When I asked the GM he said that they wanted a lot of money to be on that sign, like over 50K. Which, in hindsight wasn't that much for the restaurant. However, it was the first time I realized you had to pay to advertise on those signs.
ertebolle t1_jdiyha8 wrote
Feels like a business opportunity for somebody there; set up the world's shittiest attraction and get free highway advertising from the state.
wafflehabitsquad t1_jdiypcx wrote
Thats an odd way to say never happy.
hymen_destroyer t1_jdiz5h3 wrote
Oh no I've changed my tune, I actually like it here now. I just needed that perspective. It's definitely not an exciting place to live in as a child, but now I see how parents might view it as an ideal place to raise a family for that same reason
yskoty t1_jdj04gs wrote
They are even worse.
And half of them live up here in the summer.
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lost_in_connecticut t1_jdj19l8 wrote
Yes thank you. Fixed it.
Justinontheinternet t1_jdj1arc wrote
Please don’t post fake news. https://www.stamfordadvocate.com/news/article/ct-i95-merritt-rank-top-10-congested-corridors-usa-17744206.php
“A 30-mile corridor in Connecticut was named the most congested corridor in 2022. INRIX says I-95 through Stamford, Connecticut, took the number 1 and number 3 spots. Drivers there lost an average of 34.5 minutes on their morning commute, and nearly 30 minutes on their return”
willit38 t1_jdj1du2 wrote
“Come see the taxation”
CTGuy0001 t1_jdj1ej6 wrote
At least their honest, about that.
iSheepTouch t1_jdj3kb6 wrote
Bahahaha a 30 mile corridor where drivers spend on average 30/34.5 extra minutes in traffic on their commute is bad?! Whatever bullshit metics this research company used to determine that was the most congested stretch of highway in the country is straight up junk stats. There are parts of the 10/405/5 freeways in LA that every single morning take 30 minutes to go 5 miles if you're lucky. LA isn't even the worst traffic in the country either, apparently DC is quite a bit worse. The fact that you even referenced an article calling out 35 minutes of traffic on a 30 mile corridor as being bad just shows how disconnected from reality some CT people are when it comes to traffic.
thenextguy t1_jdj3zyn wrote
"And the loveli lakes."
ImpressiveGur6384 t1_jdj46kn wrote
“Sometimes nothing is a real cool hand.”
Paul Newman, Cool Hand Luke
SWMovr60Repub t1_jdj56n9 wrote
The Jersey state motto is:
Whatta you lookin at?
Humble_Soil_5127 t1_jdj5k0e wrote
Exit 29 on which road? I mean I get it if you were say Bridgeport I get it.
IndicationOver t1_jdj5pdc wrote
LMAO
OptimalSkin9562 t1_jdj79kv wrote
And let’s keep it that way.
OptimalSkin9562 t1_jdj7h40 wrote
Here’s a hint….Cato Corner and Hop Culture.
rose-buds t1_jdj8gt5 wrote
so bored of the "i hate ct" trope
Background_Ad1733 t1_jdj8te6 wrote
sally’s is better and to add, I think pepe’s is trash. Im born and raised here in CT.
SweatySecretary6830 t1_jdjafr9 wrote
Nothing to see here. 🤣
1mJustALurk3r t1_jdjb9qy wrote
And the mani interesting furry animals
Including the majestic Sperm Whale
1mJustALurk3r t1_jdjbiep wrote
Well I think it's neat.
Edit: Oh, I see now how that could be taken out of context. I meant 'CT is neat'.
Phrasing.
rose-buds t1_jdjbktz wrote
congratulations
santaklaw t1_jdjcemh wrote
Wasn’t that a failed attempt at a tourist slogan?
shane_music t1_jdjcvqz wrote
The attractions were the friends we found on our way.
psyco-the-rapist t1_jdjd2sj wrote
At least somebody made a CT state song. https://youtu.be/URrhysxSOOs
NSFW audio
tundraeagle t1_jdjd72h wrote
Whenever we travel, my wife snaps pictures of the highway rest stops in other states to compare to CT. Most in other states are beautifully landscaped, clean, & staffed. Governments that show pride in their state. Unlike the closed most of the year "welcome center" in Westbrook or the trash filled truck stops further south on I-95.
tonysnight t1_jdjd830 wrote
Liked growing up here and still living here and enjoy it in my 30s. Most close friends moved away so we see each other once or twice a year if that but you make more friends if you're lonely enough. I'm just a big fan of Connecticut. Except the car tax.
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STODracula t1_jdjena9 wrote
Well, I see Dolphin's Cove is still there with their giant deck.
fyrie t1_jdjf91y wrote
You must have been born in the Quiet Corner.
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fyrie t1_jdjfh6d wrote
It's pretty swell too!
cyainanotherlifebro t1_jdjic0k wrote
No, Charles. Not everything was inside us all along.
shnu t1_jdjimni wrote
Bar is a close 2nd.
True statements are being spoken here
shnu t1_jdjiqjt wrote
A Monty Python reference, haven’t seen one of those on this sub in a while! Outstanding work
rabbitholerandy t1_jdjix0a wrote
Route 8 likes this
Strive-- t1_jdjj4yp wrote
Someone needs to tape up a picture of Leslie Neilsen saying "There's nothing to see here!"
AlmeidaMoney t1_jdjkdpv wrote
Accurate
wafflehabitsquad t1_jdjkg4u wrote
I agree. With not wanting a family, I find it hard to want to go back.
OfAnthony t1_jdjlgp8 wrote
Chill...they're just prepping the sign for the 2023 NCAA champions.
TheDudeMaintains t1_jdjlyar wrote
I clocked a girl on OF once because this very sign was in the background of one of her shots
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Environmental_Log344 t1_jdjo5lp wrote
Why does every convo in this sub default to pizza? Is there nothing in CT but pizza joints?
Miles_vel_Day t1_jdjobmh wrote
Skunk apes, gators, forget it - it's those invasive Burmese pythons that people got as pets and threw out when they got too big for their terrariums. That's what'll get ya.
Oh yeah, and the humans. Florida Man is the most dangerous game.
Justinontheinternet t1_jdjohyt wrote
I’d send your grievances to the editor. As I didn’t write the article. Also you have no sources to make your point. I made a claim and backed it up with a current source. Hopefully you can do the same so we can learn something.
TheDudeMaintains t1_jdjojsh wrote
"What we have here is failure to communicate"
Also Cool Hand Luke
Miles_vel_Day t1_jdjom5b wrote
Yeah, probably a good 90% of "Connecticut sucks" sentiment is driven by a delusion that anywhere else doesn't have almost all of the same problems, and a lot of others on top.
The other 10% is the weather.
TheDudeMaintains t1_jdjovp4 wrote
Well... yeah.
hymen_destroyer t1_jdjp9ad wrote
Every time someone posts a "CT is in the top 5 most desirable places to live" article here and people are like "How?" Generally tells you enough about their life experience to conclude they've lived here their whole lives.
There are exceptions of course, it's not a good fit for everyone but it suits me just fine
Miles_vel_Day t1_jdjqnlt wrote
Also, I badmouth the weather but from, say, May 1 to October 31, there's almost no place I'd rather be than the CT shoreline. I love our warm months. Gets a little hot and muggy sometimes sure, but it's beautiful.
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WhyTheHellnaut t1_jdjs0sf wrote
I'm guessing this is either Madison or Southington? What used to be on that sign?
mkt853 t1_jdjt4r5 wrote
Where is there an exit 29 in Madison?
ctnutmegger t1_jdjt95f wrote
As u/mgr86 noted below, it's pretty expensive to get a business on that sign. However, if this is Exit 29 on I-95, then that means it's in Bridgeport. That means it's close to:
- Beardsley Zoo
- Seaside Park
- Webster Bank Arena
- P.T. Barnum Museum
- Captain's Cove Seaport
- Saint Mary's By The Sea Park
- Discovery Museum and Planetarium
- Bass Pro Shop building with the bowling alley, indoor waterfall, etc.
- Housatonic Museum of Art
- Bridgeport History Center
- Fayerweather Island Lighthouse walk
- Bridgeport Farmer's Market
- Mongers Market
- Tours of historic homes in Black Rock
I know that this sub loves both the "ThErE'S NoThInG To dO In cOnNeCtIcUt" and also the "Bridgeport bad" tropes, but there is a bunch to do within city limits. (I didn't even include other items in Fairfield County or New Haven County.)
WhyTheHellnaut t1_jdjurei wrote
PricklyPeteZ t1_jdjvhuz wrote
They also have certain stipulations to be on there. I worked at a chain in Enfield and they had to put a pay phone in and start serving breakfast to get on the sign on 91.
This was around 2010 so I’m sure they’ve relaxed those payphone rules.
themagicmagikarp t1_jdjvi6x wrote
No one thinks of Connecticut at all.
themagicmagikarp t1_jdjvk9w wrote
You still grew up well enough to call yourself "hymen_destroyer"
hymen_destroyer t1_jdjvy70 wrote
I love seeing people clutch their pearls about an irreverent username on reddit
mkt853 t1_jdjwbao wrote
The Madison exits on I-95 are 62 (Hammo), 61, and 60 s/b (Mungertown). Exit 29 on 95 is Bridgeport.
Environmental_Log344 t1_jdjwu68 wrote
What about grinders??
thunderdome180 t1_jdjybw1 wrote
Same dude, we have it very nice here. This is probably the safest place I have ever lived.
TheDudeMaintains t1_jdjydyh wrote
Thank you for using the correct nomenclature.
pokeshire123 t1_jdjyp01 wrote
Now that's welcoming 😄😄😄😄
Sonakstyle t1_jdjzei3 wrote
Is Ella from CT?
kyleslingo t1_jdjzly4 wrote
Better yet when you have a attraction sign that’s just a shopping plaza
blargleflarter t1_jdjzumm wrote
Had pepe's when I was home for Christmas, it's so much worse than I remember it being.
MommysHadEnough t1_jdk0dhu wrote
Grew up in Illinois. Prefer CT and the weather here, though I have to admit, Chicagoland all the way down to central Illinois tend to be friendlier. The first thing anyone here said to me, on Christmas Eve as I was moving in, was, “Don’t let your dogs shit all over my yard!” Lol, I had baggies for cleaning up and everything. Thought it was hilarious.
strippersandcocaine t1_jdk1d53 wrote
Oh you’ve met my parents?
dammitdanielle22 t1_jdk2rgl wrote
Username checks out
1mJustALurk3r t1_jdk3mmd wrote
Why am I getting downvoted? I love my State.
Well, be Reddit, Reddit.
I1C9 t1_jdk3mqe wrote
Connecticut number one!!!! We are the best bar none!!!
yankeeinparadise t1_jdk3wh8 wrote
It's not free. I believe Lamar advertising manages these signs. Or at least they did in the 2000's.
Okay_Splenda_Monkey t1_jdk4jp0 wrote
You're fuckin' right, they're forgetting the wonderful calzones! And what, they don't like cannolis?
Tightlines68 t1_jdk4unm wrote
Nothing to see here folks, keep it moving
Miles_vel_Day t1_jdk4v21 wrote
Haha, oh my god yes, whenever I leave the northeast I have to make a conscious effort to be friendlier to people or I feel like I come off as a jerk just by acting CT-normally. Glad you can tolerate us enough to like it here. ☺️
Environmental_Log344 t1_jdk5ii3 wrote
So that would be a loaf of white Italian bread, about a half cup of olive oil, 1/2 pound of provolone, 1/2 pound of capicola, a thick sliced fresh tomato, a couple handfuls of thinly sliced iceberg lettuce, salt, black pepper, a little dried hot pepper flakes, right? Wrapped in butcher paper with a some masking tape.
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im_sponge_worthy t1_jdk5vxu wrote
I love^leaving Connecticut
Environmental_Log344 t1_jdk66hd wrote
Both are dropped into the corner store by an angel doing the Lord's work. 😇
Environmental_Log344 t1_jdk6e4m wrote
What do you add to your calzone? Me I get a little sausage, some spinach and extra ricotta.
Maximum_Acanthaceae6 t1_jdk6qo3 wrote
They ran out of taxpayer money. But nobody really considers a Dunkin Donuts or a dilapidated Walmart as an “ attraction”
Soggy_Store8930 t1_jdk7b7s wrote
UCONN HUSKIES
Avarice21 t1_jdk96p8 wrote
CT is a great place to vacation from
mkt853 t1_jdk9s5c wrote
But do you feel bad about destroying something? Like if your name was racism_destroyer that would be OK I guess.
coldermilk t1_jdkaipa wrote
I always loved the tourism ads I'd catch for Connecticut in the early 2000's on the major NYC networks.
They'd say you can see a boat, go to Lake Compounce which is one of America's oldest theme parks OR you could just do NOTHING with images of people relaxing. True Connecticut residents knew exactly what they meant though
drwhogwarts t1_jdkb64e wrote
It's a sign for the trees. When they change in the fall they're the best attraction you could ever find!
polyworfism t1_jdkce44 wrote
My county is a punchline 🥲
santaklaw t1_jdkceol wrote
This is a fact
ObiOneKenobae t1_jdkct0i wrote
Wish they'd not think of us harder lol. There's so much to love, but just few enough know about it that nothing gets ruined.
throwawaysscc t1_jdkex67 wrote
Exit 29 is tops.
im_sponge_worthy t1_jdkgm7b wrote
Darwin Minnesota has the worlds biggest yarn, Connecticut has the worlds biggest snobs
IlluminatiRex t1_jdkgn9g wrote
> I didn't even include other items in Fairfield County or New Haven County.)
Even in Eastern CT there's a bunch to do, I feel like what people often mean when they say there's "nothing to do" they mean like clubs and nightlife? IDK, that's always generally the vibe I get.
midmodmad t1_jdkgr87 wrote
Don’t forget my favorite wtf were they thinking slogan: better yet Connecticut!
Restless__Dreamer t1_jdkh4k3 wrote
This should be a meme.
Okay_Splenda_Monkey t1_jdkhwuo wrote
I'm pretty easy going on what I'll accept in my calzone.
Environmental_Log344 t1_jdkkfsv wrote
I like them full of stuff. But the classic is ok too.
MeBallzIzHari t1_jdkknee wrote
The sign speaks the truth … no attractions in CT
fyrie t1_jdkltez wrote
A grinder has hot ingredients. Like a meatball grinder.
TheDudeMaintains t1_jdknr84 wrote
It's clear that you're a veteran of the CT sandwich wars
ClubZen t1_jdko0qd wrote
Yeah and she sucks
Sonakstyle t1_jdkoe89 wrote
Oh tell me how it is
not_chris-hansen t1_jdks9pd wrote
Florida man has entered the chat.
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ctnutmegger t1_jdkuvcj wrote
Damn straight
The_ConnectiCunt t1_jdkvmve wrote
Reddit is a cesspit and humans are garbage. Don't let internet pixels get to ya.
Hopeann t1_jdkvvur wrote
Yea who wants Walt Disney World, or sunny beachs, or a great race track, or beautiful islands with soft sand beaches.
Or Bush Gardens, Or Universal Studios, Or Miami Beach ( edit added these cause they rock too ).
Connecticut, at least there's no bums shitting in the street like San Francisco ( not yet at least ).
SeanFromQueens t1_jdkx1c5 wrote
That's more a function that it costs money to go up on those signs, at least restaurants have to pay, i assume non-restaurant businesses would too.
SeanFromQueens t1_jdkxc6d wrote
A Dunkin Donuts? That indefinite article implies that there's only one Dunkin at that exit. I don't accept that there aren't multiple DDs at every exit in CT.
ImpossibleParfait t1_jdkxtbb wrote
There are actually people who come to Connecticut to vacation. Especially in the Litchfield Hills. Lots of rich people come in the fall.
MakeLulzNotWar t1_jdky4p3 wrote
And who could forget all of Ron DeSantis's wonderful new policies!
CTGuy0001 t1_jdkythn wrote
You spelled “over” wrong.
BeahRachidian t1_jdl1j6j wrote
Agreed, I moved to Connecticut at age 7 from the Nashville area and also hated it.
everyoneisracist666 t1_jdl259h wrote
Charles was inside us while we were sleeping.
everyoneisracist666 t1_jdl29zk wrote
We got Waterbury.
everyoneisracist666 t1_jdl2kho wrote
Is this you Ned Lamont?
ImpossibleParfait t1_jdl305c wrote
Breweries, wineries, really nice hiking, some really great food, two of the largest casinos in the US, a decent shoreline, prime fall foliage, tons of concerts (xfinity theatre is one of the biggest amphitheaters in the US), spitting distance of Boston and NYC. There's a reason why a ton of rich people have homes in Connecticut. Everyone who says Connecticut has nothing to do has never lived in a flyover Midwest state.
Humbabwe t1_jdl3k9c wrote
Come get away from it all.
ctnutmegger t1_jdl3rbv wrote
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jazzeriah t1_jdlbm39 wrote
Please don’t do this.
GOJI_1985 t1_jdli22y wrote
At least they're honest ....
Playful-Twist8923 t1_jdlle4e wrote
We wouldn't even get the sign in Ohio man......😭
KarlaKamacho t1_jdlz8ya wrote
The Attraction is blue skies
signofzeta t1_jdm12za wrote
And, no, sitting in traffic on the way to Worcester doesn’t count as your toll. Pay up, Massholes.
Meeplemart t1_jdm39e2 wrote
I don't think I've ever seen once the Old Saybrook Welcome Center open, and I've lived here my entire life. Also, why would it be a welcome center when it's in the middle of the states coastline???
Maximum_Acanthaceae6 t1_jdm47zp wrote
KJK998 t1_jdm4the wrote
I mean, I’m taking boats, thong bikinis, and cheap booze over going to another “farmers market” 9 times outta 10.
National-Sir-9028 t1_jdm52qj wrote
Lol i used to work in the area it does open over the summers not so popular I know but it does open only has bathrooms but still it opens lol
AcornTopHat t1_jdm5x0d wrote
JJ2o2o t1_jdm86pk wrote
Yeah, WTAF is up with that? We have family in CT so we're there often and crack up at the open hours (something like 8am to 3pm ???) every time.
No one has to pee after 3. Maybe a new slogan?
SwietyMateusz t1_jdmcwjz wrote
Hartford: New England’s Rising Star
ElAyYouAreAy t1_jdmd4ow wrote
Yeah that sums it up!
George_G_Geef t1_jdmdje3 wrote
I want them here so the cops will target them for going one over the speed limit on The Merritt or especially 84 while people with CT plates blast by doing 80. Like, seriously, do you want them to start ticketing people who live here?
ASafeHarbor1 t1_jdmeify wrote
Also there are multiple farmers markets in Florida that are better than any in CT
mkt853 t1_jdmfeuc wrote
The way they close the Westbrook one pisses me off. They block it off and put a lot of effort into blocking it with barriers and barrels, so you can't even use it to pull off the highway. It's fine if they want to close the building, but what's the point of closing the entire parking lot area?
OMFGitsjessi t1_jdmv03f wrote
I’m from New Haven and really have never been a big fan of Pepe’s either! I guess it’s just not to my personal taste or preferences. I mean I wouldn’t turn it down and it’s still pretty good pizza but Zuppardi’s is where it’s at and I’ll die on that hill.
I’m a super basic pizza eater too so idgaf about any specialities and toppings. Just gimme a large cheese with light sauce and I couldn’t be happier (sometimes I’ll even add 1/3 pepperoni if I’m feeling dangerous).
Background_Ad1733 t1_jdmv4gj wrote
hartford county 😏
Environmental_Log344 t1_jdn4zuv wrote
Oh yeah. Started researching early at age zero in New London. Patsy's on Bank and Joe's on Shaw. Good times. Not to mention Tony Mae for ice cream.
Environmental_Log344 t1_jdn5bwn wrote
They can be hot. No prob widdat. Sausage and peppers, onions and provolone and washed down with a Yoo-hoo. Now them's good eats.
IrishTacoSoup t1_jdohl55 wrote
True story
hard-time-on-planet t1_jdqgj21 wrote
Good list.
You're right that the picture is 95. It's the sign for attractions at exit 29 if you're traveling southbound. But the sign is right after exit 30. Try map coordinates 41.175205, -73.153221
From your list, I would guess the sign was intended for Bass Pro, but maybe they wouldn't pay to be on the sign.
The attractions sign for Exit 28 northbound, which lets off to the opposite side of the same overall area, has one listing : Shoreline Star Greyhound. Which hasn't had greyhound racing for a while but maybe still does off track betting.
redditcaneat2dicks t1_jdsa3yl wrote
like put mickey d’s or a gas station on there, like
Delicious_Score_551 t1_jdtog6v wrote
Blank signs that cost thousands and serve no purpose.
Smells like contract fraud in the CT DOT.
guomubai t1_jdvrnkk wrote
I know everyone is talking shit about CT here but honestly I miss it a lot sometimes. I moved out to UT and while there are many things I like, the rising real estate costs IMO has not been worth it. Might as well pay a little more and live near NYC like I did when I grew up in Stamford. Yeah, the higher taxes in CT suck but my goodness does UT politics suck.
DarthLysergis t1_jdimaw5 wrote
Even if you have trouble finding things to do; at least it's not Florida.