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dsdsds t1_jdp7r6t wrote

You really got to hand it to her.

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Own-Snow-4227 t1_jdpfn18 wrote

Was this before or after she burned her face when she tried to answer the clothes iron?

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molmal t1_jdpfpj2 wrote

...you have to hand it to her!

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Luked0g44O t1_jdplnp1 wrote

And, if she says you have a Wet Willie?

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Luked0g44O t1_jdplq3l wrote

Then I’d have a leg up on the competition?

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S5olomon t1_jdpnek3 wrote

Red Forman : The only time she’s pulling my leg is when it’s up her ass.

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dcmfox t1_jdpp7sc wrote

As long as she sings jingle bells I'm good

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truteamplaya t1_jdpt2hn wrote

I’m still hoping to date a small blind woman

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okayvoldemort t1_jdq36sn wrote

There are no blind poeple on the internet so NO GOOD COMEBACK FOR YOU!

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Forward_Arm_4713 t1_jdq7bkw wrote

Like a girl would ever even be in a situation where she'd say that to me

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maxxnes t1_jdqt6dz wrote

She's holding the (RE)POST beside you!

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coarsing_batch t1_jdqujlq wrote

I'm blind. If my jaw gets sore after sucking my husband off for awhile, I can just pop out one of the eyeballs and we get an extra lubed hole. It's truly eye opening.

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SGII2 t1_jdr445f wrote

Replying to okayvoldemort (#2,366,872)

there are blind people on the internet.

there's web standards to make the web accessible to all, so they have thing thing called a "screen reader". it reads texts and hidden captions on images for people. that's how they use the internet.

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stretch3251 t1_jdr50k8 wrote

I know her she only has leg … Her name is Eileen Wright

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Mustangsal61 t1_jdr5ye8 wrote

Ask if she'd like to have a look. You know, Braille

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CognitifAKB t1_jdr9xip wrote

I think it's better to date a blind girl because she won't be judgmental.

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Much-War1743 t1_jdrnlrq wrote

I'd try and level with her but she'd never see where I'm coming from!

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business-owner t1_jdrnm53 wrote

Wanna hear a story about my penis?

Never-ending, its too long

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maffemaagen t1_jdrvuae wrote

If she says I have a small willy, it means she's still touching me. I call that a win.

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Asahartz420 t1_jdsfnqf wrote

Wait till I show this to my blind wife...

She loved it. Timing is everything, so I waited until she was taking a sip of coffee...

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No_Policy_146 t1_jdsjn8o wrote

Had a brother in law his name was Willy Johnson. You’re right he was a dick.

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clockttree t1_jdskx9f wrote

If a blind Girl says you have a big willy... She is probably very silly

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sss4araa t1_jdszv68 wrote

Ehhhhh I was goin turn off my phone but after reading this got me overthinking but wtf ehhhh idk what to say atp 😭I guess she hinting that she wanna do the …if ykyk 😭😭😭

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WildBoy-72 t1_jdtjb9a wrote

"So tell me, schatzi. Is it true what they say about how your people are...gifted?"

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