Submitted by orleansville t3_y9s2zo in massachusetts
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[deleted] t1_it7580n wrote
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trahoots t1_it75kqx wrote
"We'll try."
"Really?"
"Nah."
[deleted] t1_it9wpcr wrote
They’re the lowest shitheads of society
katieleehaw t1_it7ey4o wrote
A lot more honest than “to protect and serve.”
Hugh_Jeynus t1_it7i2fj wrote
Nailed it!
captgreysweatpants t1_it9vj4f wrote
its honest , they just say serve ourselves quietly at the end
deadliftothersup t1_it75k6m wrote
This seems pretty aspirational tbh. Maybe they should settle for something more realistic.
NativeMasshole t1_it7ajnx wrote
We'll Try (to block the footage from going public)
psychetron t1_it77mah wrote
We Tried
Maronita2020 t1_it84qhe wrote
What like "We failed."
human8060 t1_it8dd44 wrote
It's the town moto, not the PDs.
OmegaNomos t1_it8rj7j wrote
Really depends on how it’s said. Given that it’s Fall River I detect sarcasm.
perpetualmotionmachi t1_it7ie8q wrote
At least they'll try. Unlike those no good Uvalde police
GreatArkleseizure t1_it8cys7 wrote
Only if it’s actually true…
erwachen t1_it9cfxl wrote
"We aim to try" like Clemmy said on reno 911 could be better
Peeeculiar t1_it71adr wrote
New Behfa: "Why Bother?"
Codspear t1_it7b39m wrote
It’s actually “I diffuse light”, which can definitely be understood in two completely opposite ways.
SirKomlinIV t1_it7vqpn wrote
Fall River is trashier than New Bedford IMO.
Peeeculiar t1_it7zr2c wrote
"New Bedford: We may be run down and depressing, but at least we're not Fall River"
TheMellerYeller t1_it9e051 wrote
Hey, come on, we’ve got… character… and a battleship! Does NB have any of those? Didn’t think so.
SirKomlinIV t1_itag1rl wrote
What makes New Bedford nicer is they put a lot of effort into a nice downtown with local businesses... Fall River lacks that. The big investment in new business is just bringing chains to town. No character.
Goldeverywhere t1_itakv04 wrote
Does New Bedford have the home of a 19th century axe murderer, aka Lizzie Borden? I don't think so.
Elementium t1_iteuzvw wrote
Fall River is the home of my favorite potential soulmates profile from OKCupid. She started her profile with "All Lives Matter. That being said, I only date black men."
90% match.
SirKomlinIV t1_ithddbd wrote
Too bad she hasn't right swiped you yet.
My favorite potential soulmate wrote in his profile he "identifies as vaccinated" and "will make fun of you if you wear a face diaper". Still waiting for that match notification 🤞
Fun dating on the Southcoast.
CaterpillarMedium674 t1_it7rp9a wrote
New behfa, fall rivuuuh, tawn-ton
Perks508 t1_it737ma wrote
This is hilarious! Is it actually legit?
NoMoLerking t1_it7gcbd wrote
I went down the rabbit hole a few years ago, it’s actually pretty interesting.
The motto was born of one of Fall River’s many great fires — this one, in 1843. The city’s residents resolved to rebuild from the ruins, and their efforts spawned the hopeful “We’ll Try.” It stuck, and for years has adorned both police cruisers and the city seal.
AtTheFirePit t1_it8ytb7 wrote
Ware MA is "the town that can't be licked!"
"The Great Depression era nearly signaled the demise of the mills. But, the citizens of Ware banded together to buy shares in the struggling companies. The purchase was the first employee buy-out of a major manufacturer in America. Ware Industries was born, preserving the livelihood for hundreds of families. Ware's then-Chief of Police Bartholomew Buckley coined a new phrase for Ware, calling it “The Town that can’t be licked!” Life Magazine heralded the event in their May 23, 1938 issue with an article entitled Life Goes to a Party: Ware, Mass. Celebrates Comeback."
needless to say, things have... changed
ansonexanarchy t1_it9dzmz wrote
I fucking love this state.
Mastermachetier t1_it9ljo1 wrote
I’ve been to ware the last 5 years and I’m telling you it got licked
orleansville OP t1_it73n62 wrote
Yes it is
Perks508 t1_it73s51 wrote
No shit!? Wow that’s too funny, I can’t believe that got approved.
Mary10123 t1_it83juz wrote
It is, I worked in FR as a case manager and had to file a missing persons. The second my eye caught that patch I nearly shouted in laughter, then realized they’d prob not find the missing person
h0llywoodsbleeding t1_it8g82d wrote
Yes lmao. My high school boyfriend’s dad was a Fall River cop.
MrsSynchronie t1_it7c0gk wrote
They’ll be updating it soon to “Welp, whaddaya gonna do?”
Proudly emblazoned above their new logo: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
icwhatudiddere t1_it72w7l wrote
Every defense attorney “Did you really try? I mean that’s what’s on the door of you car, right?”
OriginalMenace t1_it76mek wrote
Funny thing is, it's still a lie!
BlaineTog t1_it7njln wrote
To be fair, it doesn't say what they'll try.
OriginalMenace t1_it7uncu wrote
This is true, ya got me there!
JameelWallace t1_it7a1jt wrote
Is this what the former mayors lawyer said when he asked them if they could get him out of his fraud and extortion charges?
tjean5377 t1_it7dl2x wrote
Ah Jasiel Correa. A total narcissist who had serious charm, and pretty good communication. He was a prince of the Portuguese diaspora who whispered sweet nothings to his constituents. The people saw that pretty face and silken voice and totally ignored that he was barely out of college. They saw visions of a Portuguese Kennedy. Buddy Cianci was shaking his head from heaven. "Can't have a paper trail kid." Good times. (I grew up in nearby Tiverton)
JameelWallace t1_it7faci wrote
Some friends of mine went to college with him, said he was a total douche and schmoozer. Story checked out.
MazW t1_it7jk6l wrote
Malden confuses me with "Strong past, proud future." Not bad, exactly. Just seems backwards.
randomlurker82 t1_it7n2ud wrote
Really? I live in Malden and I remember seeing it on the sign and thinking, "At least that doesn't sound too cheesy"
MazW t1_it85et4 wrote
OK ... I think it's odd but I am glad it doesn't seem so to others.
randomlurker82 t1_it85zze wrote
I'm not knocking you, sorry if it seemed that way lol. It's interesting to hear the different opinion.
Massive-Prophet t1_itag5fd wrote
I'm willing to agree with 'Strong past'... I have mixed feelings about presumptive pride.
Feels like that drunk uncle being kicked out of the family gathering shouting back, "oh yeah? You'll be proud of me someday..."
randomlurker82 t1_itbdwhm wrote
Lmao that's hilarious I love the image
itallendsintears t1_it72u23 wrote
That is fucking hilarious 🤣
SamanthaSheehy t1_it7373h wrote
Holy shit I just spit coffee all over myself laughing! ♥️
Competitive-Boat4592 t1_it74yn3 wrote
Now that is fuckin funny
Merkuri22 t1_it7a5gf wrote
Do, or do not. There is no try.
ResurrectionRose t1_it79jmr wrote
Yes: "Birthplace of Speed" - Ormond Beach, Florida.
bemest t1_it7aapn wrote
This not The Onion?
flamethrower2 t1_it7hp3q wrote
r/nottheonion
Hot-Cry920 t1_it7424f wrote
The motto has changed
slowhand5 t1_it74ji3 wrote
It’s now “Well, we tried.”
Jamesy-007 t1_it7cgo9 wrote
As someone who lived on the south coast for quite some time (mostly Taunton, Fall River & New Bedford), this couldn't be more accurate for Fall River.
sad0panda t1_it7ltsw wrote
In Greenfield there is one of those "sponsored" benches where people can buy a memorial slogan printed on the bench, this particular bench just says "HE TRIED"
missiemiss t1_it7m7id wrote
Providence RI is “what cheer”
JoshuaACNewman t1_it7yjmn wrote
Yeah, but that’s kind of awesome. It’s literally the “Hey, Neighbor!” Of Narragansett beer, just in 17th c. English.
solohazel t1_it96rr5 wrote
After a long day of policing in Fall River, I like to kick back with an ice cold Pabst Honorable Mention 🎖
Due-Designer4078 t1_it75zp2 wrote
I remember seeing this years ago, I actually thought they had changed it. It still makes me laugh!
SabersSoberMom t1_it7ewcc wrote
There's a town in Saskatchewan Canada named Tisdale. The town motto is, "Land of Rape* and Honey."
*Not sexual assault, but the Rapeseed plant that we get Canola oil from.
SheeEttin t1_it7wisy wrote
The name "canola" was created from "Canada" and "oil, low acid" because putting bottles labeled "rape oil" on supermarket shelves seeemed like a bad idea.
Additional fun fact, rape is a brassica, putting it in the same genus as Brussels sprouts, cabbage, and broccoli--but all of those are actually the same species, Brassica oleracea, just different cultivars!
SabersSoberMom t1_it81bhc wrote
I knew that fun fact...the beauty of mass marketing across international borders
Easy-Progress8252 t1_it7hr2y wrote
That’s the motto for the whole city, not just the PD. I knew people who worked for the city over the years and when I’d point it out to them they’d shrug and agree it’s ridiculous. Probably a facet of the changing times. Maybe in the 1800s it was equivalent to “We’ll take on any challenge” or something similar.
orleansville OP t1_it7iae2 wrote
I’ve never been to Fall River but had to research when I saw that patch. Apparently one of the times the city burned down they wanted to rebuild everything as it was so they adopted that motto.
thomastodon01027 t1_it7j57f wrote
As someone who has worked in municipal government, it is, in my opinion, the best motto of all time. Anything beyond that is bullshit.
kd8qdz t1_it7rmtf wrote
My dude, they have a battleship.
rockdude t1_it7rvo4 wrote
This is the best we can do
riefpirate t1_it7tjlj wrote
They should have a bottom ribbon that says ooopps !!
Daddy_Cakez_1226 t1_it8tblm wrote
Welcome to the dirty river where a life saver 🛟 won’t save ya
imFreakinThe_fuk_out t1_it71hh0 wrote
I didn't think this was real
orleansville OP t1_it71ui8 wrote
It’s also on the doors of the police cruisers. Apparently the police have been trying to change the motto for years
Mongostein t1_it76rpe wrote
Do you have pictures? I couldn’t find any with the slogan on the car, but I did find this
psychetron t1_it79shd wrote
What’s that American flag sticker on the filing cabinet on the right in the photo? It looks like the Betsy Ross flag, but with the number 2 inside the circle of stars.
Codspear t1_it7bcc8 wrote
It’s a 2nd Amendment magnet. The amendment is written out inside the stripes.
NativeMasshole t1_it7b7oe wrote
Looks like a 2%er flag.
dbath t1_it7c3sx wrote
Hard to see, but might be 2⁰⁰ so possibly an American bicentennial sticker from 1976?
Poking around on Google Images I could only find examples with "76", not "200", so unsure.
Procrastineddit t1_it74opn wrote
Nope. That's the one.
SurprisedByItAll t1_it767as wrote
Needs this emoji on it too 🤷
kissmekate48 t1_it79b5r wrote
We'll -- and by we I mean those people over there, not me -- will try.
Not likely to work though.
Could change to < shrug >.
BrockVegas t1_it7axwa wrote
Well, Oklahoma calls the damned whole state merely OK....
I contest that the whole place is a good bit less than OK, but I have been to Fort Sill, so have a bit of a bias.
adultinglikewhoa t1_it7kjse wrote
Spoiler: they don’t really try
Oiggamed t1_it7rfdo wrote
…you for anything.
WinterSkier t1_it80f94 wrote
“We tried” would be worse maybe 😂
Amyx231 t1_it81ant wrote
😅
Tara_is_a_Potato t1_it8kqfw wrote
We'll try not to shoot you
(no promises though)
FreedomsPower t1_it9a1c4 wrote
Lol accurate
FreedomsPower t1_it99ybn wrote
At least it's not Ware, MA .
Their motto is The Town That Can't be Licked..
Which made sense back when they town's factories made it a economic powerhouse in the state; however, it doesn't really apply any more as a motto for the town.
Genuinisa t1_it9u8v5 wrote
Underpromise, over deliver!
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ActionC0stanza t1_it75u3y wrote
🤣🤣 makes so much sense
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DarePatient2262 t1_it7af7s wrote
They didn't try very hard
SabersSoberMom t1_it7czzn wrote
The city tried to "re-brand" itself--"Make it here"
Entrepreneurship meets Yankee ingenuity, increased "home based pharmacologists" making their fentanyl laced candy right there in Fall River.
tjean5377 t1_it7dsyr wrote
Let's not forget the other motto, "The Scholarship City"....if your scholarship is to make some meth, sell some crack then definitely.
SabersSoberMom t1_it7fhbt wrote
That's offered to anyone who completes 10th grade, who pursues a career in science, culinary arts, and chemistry.
Applicants must submit their criminal record, proof of 10th grade completion, and brief explanation of their career goal
dont_think_outofstep t1_it7dvth wrote
Marlborough Police
"Maybe"
chickadeedadee2185 t1_it7evq1 wrote
Too funny.
greymaresinspace t1_it7kevp wrote
my buddy from fall river just reported back that its not even accurate
rockdude t1_it7rri5 wrote
we'll try really hard
b1ack1323 t1_it7s93w wrote
Is that at Parkers Pub?
orleansville OP t1_it8l0e3 wrote
Land Ho
andraidandrade t1_it7zdyq wrote
My hometown!
oneofthehumans t1_it88uee wrote
We’ll try, but no promises
Upthespurs1882 t1_it8hppu wrote
lol same, fall river. Same
tculli t1_it9ihgj wrote
Well that explains a lot 🤷🏽♀️
AJMoosie t1_ita0nat wrote
The other motto is, "At least we're not Springfield."
My father worked in Fall Reev his entire professional life, so the ol' mill city is intimately familiar to me.
JohnnyRevovler t1_ita321j wrote
That's Melrose on the left. A cop from there always described it as the clouds parting during The Simpsons opening.
orleansville OP t1_ita485q wrote
That is a Melrose patch correct.
Redioarnaut893 t1_ita6sqk wrote
Lmao. Yea well try and clean up them streets. They full of potholes and junkies And oneways up the ass. Oh yea. Gotta do the BAAAAAAAMMMMMM for the king chef.
Golfball_whacker_guy t1_itbiaem wrote
Fall River stinks
-Im-A-Little-Teapot_ t1_itbzjn4 wrote
Legend has it that residents had originally voted for 'Oh Well, Fuck It! to be the city's motto, but due to some shenanigans at the voting booths, 'We'll Try' mysteriously won.
Still a lot of bitterness and resentment to this day over that one.
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jjsmind t1_it7jliq wrote
Lol
thegalwayseoige t1_it8ro2h wrote
If they try as hard as they did with coming up with that motto…then, no. No, you won’t.
fuertepqek t1_it879aa wrote
I wish people would research this shit before making dumb comments. It has a meaning and a story, look it up.
orleansville OP t1_it88p5t wrote
I did look it up and still found it funny. The fact the city has kept it so long is a statement in itself.
hardrockclassic t1_it9umi7 wrote
enlighten us, please
fuertepqek t1_itn3h3x wrote
There’s this new thing called google. Check it out.
hardrockclassic t1_itq7yaj wrote
"Be kind whenever possible, and it's always possible."
~ source: The Dalai Lama
fuertepqek t1_itr98yg wrote
You’re enlightened enough.
0621FiST t1_it8829z wrote
Pawnee Indiana “welcome taliban soldiers”
Over-Tie-1162 t1_it74e6j wrote
Yea “ your momma “
katieleehaw t1_it72a5j wrote
It’s so bad. But really it’s also the most honest police motto I’ve ever heard.