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MuddyGrimes t1_iwrpz0s wrote

Dark Brandon just mowed all the corn down instead of bothering with the maze

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21stCenturyJanes t1_iwrrua0 wrote

The White House PR team really needs to embrace Dark Brandon more. How hysterical would it be if Brandon became a compliment after these idiots have it tattooed on their bodies and painted on their barns?

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bionicmoonman t1_iwryy55 wrote

That’s a very American thing to do tbh. Yankee Doodle was an insult that the British used during our Revolution. It was a homophobic slur that was meant to offend the American Soldiers, but they took it as a term of endearment.

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[deleted] t1_iwskfq9 wrote

What? Thats not what I learned in school, it actually has a much darker history; that the democrats should be aware of and ashamed to be affiliated with. They act like they're better than those fuck head Republicans 😅😅 Smash the system

https://everything2.com/title/Nigger+Doodle+Dandy

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bionicmoonman t1_iwsl1zp wrote

I hope you know that the Democrat Party in 1864 is not the same as the Democrat Party of today. The term Yankee Doodle is a Revolutionary War term, the song you linked is a Civil War variation of Yankee Doodle.

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VThillbilly t1_iwsp005 wrote

Well they actually are they use propaganda to make people like you think that are not. Much be bliss to be that ignorant.

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BreadTruckToast t1_iwsqzhk wrote

If you understand the difference between a political party name and political party ideology there is literally zero chance you arrive at the conclusion they’re the same. You’re the same type of moron who thinks the Nazis were socialists because they called themselves the “National Socialist Party”

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b1ack1323 t1_iwue090 wrote

In 1863 Lincoln, A Republican, freed the slaves and advocated for their rights.

By 1930, the Republicans were anti Civil Rights and widely voted again Jim Crowe laws and right to vote.

Those sound like some pretty opposing beliefs.

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[deleted] t1_iwslesn wrote

Yea they're worse. The parade around acting like they support a democracy when they lock children in cages and poison people intentionally to make sure they can't reproduce. That's just the first example thay comes to mind.

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MentllyDisnfectd t1_iwsomzw wrote

Don't forget to mention the democrats putting litter boxes in school bathrooms. /s

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b1ack1323 t1_iwuea02 wrote

Probably my favorite piece of propaganda and when you say “that’s not true”. They respond with “I know someone in that school”

Turns out to be bullshit every time.

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b1ack1323 t1_iwue698 wrote

Are you talking about Trump and his illegal alien policy?

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[deleted] t1_iwuedd0 wrote

Nope not that racist pos, the other one Joe Biden when he was working with that puppet Obama.

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[deleted] t1_iwui6vn wrote

Oh what you all forgot they were there when trump got to the Whitehouse, he just decided to keep them.

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TheMobyDicks t1_iwuqkjq wrote

Foil hat much?

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uterinejellyfish t1_iws7avx wrote

I've been saying since Let's Go Brandon was a thing that the Dems should lean into it and make Let's Go Brandon 2024 signs right next to Brandon for President 2024.

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white_hyena t1_iwssv1m wrote

"Fuck Joe Biden, but fuck Trump more. Lets go Brandon 2024"

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Mental-Job7947 t1_iwt3vxo wrote

Let's find someone named Brandon to run independent and really make this fun

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uterinejellyfish t1_iwu0k43 wrote

Oh that's also a good idea. I know a Brandon, maybe I can convince him to run.

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sluttymcfuckstick t1_iwsbty3 wrote

Lean into what exactly? The whole thing came about because the media lied on live tv, gaslighting a whole nation about nascar idiots saying fuck Joe Biden and they tried pull the old " Who you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?". How does one reclaim that, objectively?

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Icy-Conclusion-3500 t1_iwuxmyh wrote

Bro it’s not because they care about Bidens reputation, it’s because they were hoping people wouldn’t think the fuck word was being yelled on live TV.

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gmgvt t1_iwva64c wrote

Co-sign! One of my colleagues showed up to a Zoom meeting last week wearing a T-shirt of cartoon laser-eyes Dark Brandon. (We work somewhere you can do that kind of stuff, heheh.)

Also I'm actually from Brandon, so, you know, I approve this message. OK, unlike the other half of people in Brandon who put Trump flags on their garages, but we purple town folk do what we can.

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Twombls t1_iwrs00o wrote

I SEE YOU HAVE BEEN UP TO SOME MALARKY MR CORN FARMER.

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bakerton t1_iws7gdw wrote

NOW CORN POP WAS A BAD DUDE, BUT I KNEW THE FIELD WHERE HE GOT HIS SUPPLY

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tacojoeblow t1_iws2oz7 wrote

Kind of an Alexander & the Gordian Knot groove there.

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cesare980 t1_iwrtjbk wrote

I don't hate Biden, but this is pretty funny.

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[deleted] t1_iwrx0fd wrote

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AOx3_VSS_IDGAF OP t1_iwrz3rx wrote

I wish America could return to a time when everyone knew politicians from both sides were deviant, egotistical, weasels and free game for humor

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thisoneisnotasbad t1_iwsgycy wrote

I would love to see this. The more we fight eachother the less we insist they govern.

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Allemaengel t1_iws8and wrote

I have but one upvote to give.

The two parties NEED each other to point to as being at fault to distract us from their overall uselessness to do anything beyond picking up their paychecks.

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2020vw69 t1_iwsuxjv wrote

Their paychecks and parts of everyone else’s.

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Divio42 t1_iwsuigv wrote

I wish America could return to a time where people weren't so addicted to anger and vitriol.

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whaletacochamp t1_iws5rhc wrote

I think let’s go brandon and most FJB type stuff is stupid as hell and immature. I got a hearty chuckle from this.

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Twombls t1_iwrq47f wrote

Honestly I dont get it. Its a joe biden corn maze because its harvested? Because he's too stupid to navigate it? Because the libs canceled corn?

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AOx3_VSS_IDGAF OP t1_iwrqmes wrote

I believe they are insinuating that Sleepy Joe Biden would get lost in this corn maze

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21stCenturyJanes t1_iwrrr65 wrote

That's... a subtle joke

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mojitz t1_iwrzw78 wrote

It's been making its way around right wing circles. One of em said something somewhere about how if he wandered into a corn maze we'd never see him again. Not a terrible joke, actually, by their standards.

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jetstobrazil t1_iwrrunu wrote

I thought they were blaming inflation prices on this farmer’s inability to grow enough corn for a maze.

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fjwjr t1_iwru4br wrote

Ah, it’s a Twombls corn maze too….

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NorridAU t1_iwt0aqp wrote

Cuz the agriculture subsidies that they were paid to not grow corn is my guess.

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C1Y3R t1_iwudv8h wrote

The guy has to be led through a room otherwise he ends up roaming or staring into space and shaking hands with the air. There are a ridiculous amount of videos from various tv appearances showing him acting like this. What is not to get?

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Most_Expert_8080 t1_iwrp24z wrote

Wow they spelled all those words right

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you_give_me_coupon t1_iwstngf wrote

I know, right! Anyone who doesn't like a president who said he would veto Medicare for All must be really stupid!

Only dumb people wouldn't like a president who's deliberately continued Trump's efforts to privatize medicare!

(Lol at the downvotes over inconvenient truths, haha.)

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firearrow5235 t1_iwth2b6 wrote

Double checked that for you.

TLDR: He would veto it if it costs too much and would involve raising taxes on the middle class. The presumption is that is there was another, solid way to pay for it, he would sign.

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you_give_me_coupon t1_iwv0hfl wrote

Jesus Christ. Biden's dissembling was obvious. We've known for years - decades? - that M4A would be cheaper and better for individuals and the country. My family would have saved ~$2500 a year just in premiums under Bernie's M4A plan, even after the tax "increases" to pay for it. (Paying $4 to save $5 is obviously a good deal.) Even the most extreme right-wing opponents of universal health care at Koch-funded thinktanks have said for years that M4A would save at least $300 billion a year.

Biden, or at least his handlers, knows all that. So for him to give that mush-mouthed answer, implying that M4A would be more expensive, when precisely the opposite is true, should be appalling. And if you think his answer meant anything other than "I will block M4A to protect a parasitic insurance industry that's among my biggest donors", I've got a bridge to sell you.

PS: What's the approved "fact checking" apologia for Biden continuing Trump's effort to privatize Medicare?

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rickster907 t1_iwsdin9 wrote

It really amazes me that the most innocuous president ever, I mean .... the most low-key never said a word to upset anyone in his life - president has these GQP assholes with their panties all in a twist because Fox propaganda told them to be angry.

And when you ask them exactly WHY they're mad at Joe, it always boils down to "it isn't our fascist Dear Leader and we hates it, precious." Every single time. Weak minded assholes who never learned to think for themselves. Fairly pathetic.

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Zap_Franka t1_iww4i6f wrote

> the most low-key never said a word to upset anyone in his life

"I've had a great relationship. In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking,"

“We have this notion that somehow if you’re poor you can not do it,” “Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.” 

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td241 t1_iwwbz5l wrote

“Representative Jackie — are you here? Where’s Jackie?” (Jackie had died in a car crash)

“I probably have a much higher IQ than you do, I suspect,” (to a high school teacher)

“I mean, you’ve got the first sort of mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean,” (re: Obama)

“Clap for that, you stupid bastards,” ( to the 380th Air Expeditionary Wing stationed in Abu Dhabi )

"You stupid son of a bitch" (to a reporter)

There would've been candlelight vigils if Trump said any of these things.

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you_give_me_coupon t1_iwsu24b wrote

I don't like Joe Biden because he said he'd veto Medicare for All. I don't like him because he told Goldman Sachs on day one of his 2020 campaign that "nothing would fundamentally change", and he followed through on that promise. I don't like him because he's deliberately continuing Trump's effort to privatize Medicare.

Oh, who am I kidding! I'm just some weak-minded asshole taking orders from my dear leader!!

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Working_You_2834 t1_iwtilyi wrote

>I don't like Joe Biden because he said he'd veto Medicare for All.

Half truth.

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you_give_me_coupon t1_iwv2kyo wrote

Thank god for the fact-checkers! I was worried there was a threat to the parasitic insurance industry profiting off the suffering of millions! Some mush-mouthed dissembling, implying that M4A would be more expensive, when precisely the opposite is true, really did it! (It's amazing anyone falls for this garbage.)

Jesus Christ. Biden's dissembling was obvious. We've known for years - decades? - that M4A would be cheaper and better for individuals and the country. My family would have saved ~$2500 a year just in premiums under Bernie's M4A plan, even after the tax "increases" to pay for it. (Paying $4 to save $5 is obviously a good deal.) Even the most extreme right-wing opponents of universal health care at Koch-funded thinktanks have said for years that M4A would save at least $300 billion a year.

Biden, or at least his handlers, knows all that. So for him to give that mush-mouthed answer, implying that M4A would be more expensive, when precisely the opposite is true, should be appalling. And if you think his answer meant anything other than "I will block M4A to protect a parasitic insurance industry that's among my biggest donors", I've got a bridge to sell you.

PS: What's the approved "fact checking" apologia for Biden continuing Trump's effort to privatize Medicare?

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Working_You_2834 t1_iwwmvv9 wrote

I'm sorry, you seem to have misunderstood me. I couldn't care less about Bernie's M4A plan or Biden or Jesus Christ, and I'll let the readers decide for themselves what is and isn't amazing or obvious or appalling. My comment is limited to pointing out that you removed important context, which you did.

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you_give_me_coupon t1_iwwpbd4 wrote

> I couldn't care less about Bernie's M4A plan or Biden

Your "important context" is just Biden deliberately lying to muddy the waters. Of course you don't care about relevant facts that support that. I'm glad you linked to what Biden actually said, because it comes off even worse.

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Fabulousfemur t1_iwsmwjp wrote

There seems to be a lot of video of him seeming inappropriate towards girls.

We keep giving money to Ukraine while our country is falling apart.

He ran on a platform of unification, but he's been fairly divisive, not "mean tweet" divisive, but he's certainly not doing anything for unification.

This country needs, more than anything, a president who can bring us back together. No matter what side you fall on, most of us want what is best for this country, but with different ideas how that should be done. As long as both sides keep putting the blame at the feet of the other, the government will continue to help themselves, to our detriment.

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Gilgamesh72 t1_iwsxrzu wrote

So you start your comments with gop lies then pivot to say we should all work together fuck your russian style propaganda

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Ok-Title-270 t1_iwszi1u wrote

What about anything they said is not true? Be specific, screaming about Russia is not an argument

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Fabulousfemur t1_iwsyo0e wrote

I have 3 valid reasons why I don't support Biden. I've seen no proof that inappropriate behavior is faked. The billions we're giving Ukraine is straight forward, as his platform on unification.

What is Russian style propaganda?

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firearrow5235 t1_iwthux9 wrote

You really don't have 3 valid reasons

Firstly, when it comes to the videos you're being fed cropped and clipped snippets and you're seeing what you want to see. . It's a massive misinformation campaign. In this day and age, if Biden truly was a creep, it'd have come out in a court of law by now.

As far as unification is concerned, what do you want him to do? Bend over and take it from a bunch of fascists who want to take away my rights and yours in the name of unity? Sorry, but that's just not how it works. When your guys are willing to finally come to the table and stop being obstructionist over ridiculous and petty policies, we'll send our guys.

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Fabulousfemur t1_iwvgp6w wrote

business insider

pj media

What fascists are trying to take away rights? It's hard to understand because both sides use it as a buzzword.

Please don't assume I'm one of "your guys." I can relate to both sides of the political spectrum. I feel that neither side fully represents me or my beliefs because our system has turned entirely too binary when there is clearly some common ground in between.

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firearrow5235 t1_iwvoie0 wrote

These Republicans tell me who to love, who to hate, who to fuck, who to not, whether or not I can make the choice with my partners to get an abortion, whether or not I can use a condom, which books I can read, which shows I can watch, which God I should worship, whether or not I'm a pussy for getting a harmless vaccine, that education is worthless, that we're incapable of fixing the world so we might as well do nothing, and that money is only good for one thing and that's making sure other people don't have any. I have no respect for them, because they hold no respect for me, who I am, or what I want.

Given the choice, I'd have voted almost anyone else in over Biden, but he's in there, and as far as I'm concerned he at the bare minimum does the job. Through all of the struggles we've had in past two years, I'm glad it's him handling it over any Rebublican. Were it Trump we'd actually be at war right now. That I believe.

Alright, so he's another creepy old fuck. I still don't buy it. It seems to be a lot of hear-say and opinion as opposed to concrete fact. But fine. He's still head and shoulders above any Republican.

I never said you were one of "my guys". In fact I'm pretty sure I made it clear you're not.

Riddle me this. What I want for our society is for everyone to be well off, and to not have to struggle just to maintain poverty status. For everyone to be able to be who they want to be assuming they're not physically hurting anyone else. For everyone to be educated and healthy. I want this country to lead the world properly, not be a joke. How will anything in the Republican platform help me achieve these dreams I have for society?

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Abbot_of_Cucany t1_iwtgqoy wrote

Last I checked, we've committed to send about $4.5bil to Ukraine. (Maybe that's been increased but it's a good ballpark estimate). For comparison, that's about 0.6% of our defense budget. Or about 1/8 as much as we annually spend on beer.

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Fabulousfemur t1_iwuq2w4 wrote

link to market realist that quotes ny times.

Your decimal is in the wrong spot.

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Abbot_of_Cucany t1_iwxg2dx wrote

You're correct, I misread the original figures. Even at the proposed new spending level of $78 billion, it's still only twice as much as we spend on beer. And practically invisible compared to the $2–4 trillion cost to taxpayers of the 2017 corporate tax rate cuts.

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Zap_Franka t1_iwwxddj wrote

Yep. There is one party of oligarchs...it's a charade of choice.

But by all means,keep finding the military industrial complex!

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Fabulousfemur t1_iwxcczl wrote

I'm not smart enough to to know if our military budget is too large. I am concerned about China, Russia, and the middle east. What i would like to see is an audit of how all the money the federal government receives is used. Trim the fat in all programs.

And we need the federal government to budget more like a family budgets; the government should base its budget on income not require income to support its budget.

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Zap_Franka t1_iwxez8o wrote

Couldn't agree more! I'm just saying that billions of essentially unaccountable money (so clue where th other poster's paltry 4.5b came from) is just funnelling into what we up until like 6 years ago called the most corrupt nation in Europe.

Pfff...and audit? You mean like an audit of where 1 trillion of similar (defense) money disappeared and right before a certain attack on our country?

Trust me...I'm right there with you. We could have literally fixed homelessness with with our proxy war 'budget’ against Russia. And more.... But even the fake progressives are all pro war. Two sides of the same coin....a false perception of choice.

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Zap_Franka t1_iwwx939 wrote

We're considering 38 billion more as of 3 days ago which gets us closer to the 100 billion mark pretty quick.

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mookormyth t1_iwshmt4 wrote

No matter what happens, Brandon won’t be the worst President in the history of presidents.

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largeb789 t1_iwuh86f wrote

It's possible he could still earn that title, but after 45 that would be quite a feat. I don't want to live in that world since it probably will be a radioactive wasteland.

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Bernthewalldown t1_iws60v6 wrote

This is a joke for people who push the pull door

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[deleted] t1_iwsc8by wrote

As with most farmers doing anything at scale, he's likely been living off of the USDA teat for years while hating the government.

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[deleted] t1_iwshmtg wrote

I have no idea what that means.

I think that government subsidies for farmers are OK, but the reality is that most of them hate the government that makes their businesses economically viable (all of the large Cabot Co-Op farmers are government dependents), most want to end benefits for everyone else, and other such conservative hypocrisy and cruelty. I have three tenant farmers on lands that I manage (one is a big Cabot guy) and they all are as described above.

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Ettuhenri t1_iwt0298 wrote

Listen, that’s pretty good

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SolutionProvider6696 t1_iwryihh wrote

Biden and Fetterman 2024. It’s a no brainer.

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Ergotnometry t1_iwrz89i wrote

Weird, both of them beat people who pretend to be smart for their TV shows.

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kraysys t1_iws67vt wrote

It’s almost like none of them are great

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Vermonter623 t1_iwrpvn7 wrote

That’s hilarious.

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bigmountainbig t1_iwrroa0 wrote

Can you explain why? I don't get it.

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inflatablemoses t1_iwrwctr wrote

It's funny because this dummy trumper thinks he's "triggering the libs" with his sign.

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random_vermonter t1_iws9372 wrote

The farmer is triggered, hence the stupid sign. I love it when Biden lives rent-free in the heads of these bumpkins.

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inflatablemoses t1_iws3ezh wrote

I actually thought it was funny, and certainly wasn't triggered.

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thunder-cricket t1_iwry86q wrote

I guess people make mazes out of their corn fields, which i didn't know either, until i googled it now. So, now understanding that, I believe the point is Biden too stupid to navigate a corn maze unless the corn has been plowed and there is none standing.

I know. Trump fans dunking on Biden for being stupid.

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Vermonter623 t1_iwrxiax wrote

It’s funny because of the dementia.

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random_vermonter t1_iws96s2 wrote

Trump has dementia but you didn't hear that from me....

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Vermonter623 t1_iwsc0fe wrote

At least gas was cheap and it cost $200 a month less to heat my house

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random_vermonter t1_iwsca11 wrote

Typical boomer response. I’d tell you about supply and demand but you’re stuck in the mindset that an American president personally controls this stuff instead of the markets. 🙄

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Vermonter623 t1_iwsd6i0 wrote

Yet didn’t Brandon mumble something about fining gas companies. But hey at least upper middle class white people were give a mulligan on student debt or wait. No never mind

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captainogbleedmore t1_iws61t2 wrote

Ableist

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Vermonter623 t1_iwsbw9y wrote

At its root ableism assumes that the person in question requires fixing. There is no fixing dark mat Brandon.

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sluttymcfuckstick t1_iwscl74 wrote

how do you know they are neurotypical? for al you know they could be coping with dark humor. do better

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4567898761 t1_iwsss99 wrote

Some say he's still out there..

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71802VT t1_iwrqd79 wrote

That's funny!

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01Zaphod t1_iwt7m3e wrote

That’s amaizing!

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kstetz t1_iwrxh7g wrote

Where abouts? I’m up in Bakersfield.

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Mobkiller04 t1_iwuby55 wrote

That’s pretty good honestly

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Judgmentofgod t1_iwuloyc wrote

This appeared on my suggestion list, Maine says hi.

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NothingColdCanStay t1_iwswnx9 wrote

But did they find Hunter’s laptop at the end of the maize?

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Gilgamesh72 t1_iwsxa5m wrote

It was hidden under the two billion dollars the Saudis gave jared kushner

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mycophdstudent t1_iwrzsgs wrote

This corn field is a bad maze and it runs a bunch of bad stalks.

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WoodyMD t1_iwsuksx wrote

This made me chuckle. Though, It's too coherent.

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TheMobyDicks t1_iwuqdp7 wrote

BaZing!

That'll get the 9 voters that live up there really thinking.

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tdukie13 t1_iwswusn wrote

If a middle schooler did this in their yard it'd be called bullying and they'd be disciplined. #4thekids

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jfm111162 t1_iwrz8m5 wrote

Whoa ! Way too hard!

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YOurAreWr0ng t1_iwsjebn wrote

That’s some good kindling

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DBNodurf t1_iwrwjj3 wrote

Smart people in NW Vermont

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chesbyiii t1_iwsdzx0 wrote

Still waiting for the Biden haters to come up with a good reason!

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Outrageous_Budget_57 t1_iwsa9h2 wrote

#FJB ...piece of human garbage that's gonna go down faster than a sack of hammers off the Empire State building!

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Divio42 t1_iwvlwwg wrote

You sound like an angry person. Need a hug?

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